MEMBERS helping MEMBERS: General Help and Assistance Thread

[Tracy Jane]

*writes letter to trainer extolling the virtues of a spoon-guard *

What is this? The "see how far you can push Clanger" thread?

[Qasim]

What is this? The "see how far you can push Clanger" thread?

The "how many middle names has she got!!!* thread

[KatG]

*sings*
And they call her mellow clanger...

Hah!

[Tracy Jane]

Hah!

I know, Kat. All this denial is unhealthy. Did you ever see the episode of the Simpsons where Homer kept all his rage pent up? It's gonna be like that, mark my words. She'll go from pink and furry to huge, green and hideous.

[TameFarrar]

The "how many middle names has she got!!!* thread

She now has 40 at last count......

hehehe

[TameFarrar]

I know, Kat. All this denial is unhealthy. Did you ever see the episode of the Simpsons where Homer kept all his rage pent up? It's gonna be like that, mark my words. She'll go from pink and furry to huge, green and hideous.

I think you just described a Clanger pimple

[KatG]

I know, Kat. All this denial is unhealthy. Did you ever see the episode of the Simpsons where Homer kept all his rage pent up? It's gonna be like that, mark my words. She'll go from pink and furry to huge, green and hideous.

Eeek!

*looks around for a place to hide*

[Tracy Jane]

I think you just described a Clanger pimple

Wow... there's a name for it? I didn't realise she'd kept her spoon rage supressed long enough to create a known term before!!!

[TameFarrar]

Wow... there's a name for it? I didn't realise she'd kept her spoon rage supressed long enough to create a known term before!!!

welll she IS MC ....*shrug*...whadda 'spect

[Qasim]

Eeek!

*looks around for a place to hide*

Nowhere is safe!!!!

[Major Clanger]

*concentrates on staying mellow*

and they call me mellow CLANGER...

*screws face up in concentration*
(the trainer, btw, is safe... very safe from the spoon. I can't guarantee he is safe from Clanger-hormones)

[Qasim]

I can't guarantee he is safe from Clanger-hormones)

*hopes Mr.MC has a pre-nup *

[Major Clanger]

*evil grin*

what do you think?

[Qasim]

I think he should seek legal advice before its too late!!!!!!

[Tracy Jane]

I think he should seek legal advice before its too late!!!!!!

Hmmm. In that case, I hope Mr Clanger has a good Spoon Guard.