Eli's love life: a chance gained?

[wargrafix]

Lets see..E-Coli, E-Park, E-james.

Or If Eli Got skills, E-Parks in James. Bow-chicka-bow-wow


However, i would get Park tested. She handled the ship's crew like pokemon. Gotta catch em all.

[fmbchris]

no chance... hes a putz! only chance.. change bodys with someone who is a lesser putz

[SupremeLegate]

Lets face it, rolly-polly doesn't normally get the girl...

I take offense at that remark.

[fmbchris]

he will have to stick to jerking it

[dgh64]

I take offense at that remark.

Thank you. I take offense at most of what was said in this thread after that. Can we please be a little more civil?

[pipi]

I take offense at that remark.

I don't even know what that word means. O_O

[vszulc]

Eli is a sleazy sociopath, and nope he won't get Chloe. The woman has more taste than Eli has extra pounds, and once you're in the friendzone, there's no getting out.

Now why did I call Eli a sleazy sociopath? First of all, his lurid kino-spying on the girls. Have you ever seen those newspaper-stories, about some fat, middleaged guy in a trenchcoat who got arrested for setting up a camera in womens bathroom? Well that's Eli in 20 years.

Secondly: Of all the attractive and interesting women on the Destiny, Eli tries to shack up with the most vulnerable one, the naive young girl, who's completely out of her place, and just lost her father.

Creeps like Eli know enough female psychology to know, that his chances are a lot better with a vulnerable girl like that, than with one of the stronger and independent women that are part of the Destiny crew.

I'll bet you a bundle, that if someone went through Elis stuff, they'd find a couple of rohypnols, plastic strips and a bottle of cloroform tucked away in his luggage. Once they got past his sizeable collection of "Barely Legal" porn mags, that is...

[xxxevilgrinxxx]

Eli is a sleazy sociopath, and nope he won't get Chloe. The woman has more taste than Eli has extra pounds, and once you're in the friendzone, there's no getting out.

Now why did I call Eli a sleazy sociopath? First of all, his lurid kino-spying on the girls. Have you ever seen those newspaper-stories, about some fat, middleaged guy in a trenchcoat who got arrested for setting up a camera in womens bathroom? Well that's Eli in 20 years.

Secondly: Of all the attractive and interesting women on the Destiny, Eli tries to shack up with the most vulnerable one, the naive young girl, who's completely out of her place, and just lost her father.

Creeps like Eli know enough female psychology to know, that his chances are a lot better with a vulnerable girl like that, than with one of the stronger and independent women that are part of the Destiny crew.

I'll bet you a bundle, that if someone went through Elis stuff, they'd find a couple of rohypnols, plastic strips and a bottle of cloroform tucked away in his luggage. Once they got past his sizeable collection of "Barely Legal" porn mags, that is...

what the hell?
You want to toss around the word sociopath, there are better targets, but Eli? Really?

Gee, a young man that likes to look at women. Given the internet age where guys can look at women indirectly all the time, I guess that would make a whole lot of guys sociopaths.

Of all the women on the ship, he's friends with the first one he spoke to, and Eli's in a pretty vulnerable situation too. Eli's a kid, for all intents and purposes. If I was somewhere where I didn't know anyone else, I might want to be near the one person I knew that didn't treat me like crap.

How anyone would even get any of this from the character of Eli is beyond me.

[jds1982]

But I do ship them in a sort-of "forged of friendship couple that probably has one half die horribly shortly after getting together in the final season." You know, fun stuff.

Poor Wesley and Fred

[dgh64]

Now why did I call Eli a sleazy sociopath? First of all, his lurid kino-spying on the girls. Have you ever seen those newspaper-stories, about some fat, middleaged guy in a trenchcoat who got arrested for setting up a camera in womens bathroom? Well that's Eli in 20 years.

That only happened once, and I thought it was that other guy who Eli was showing how to drive a Kino who was at the controls at the time.

Secondly: Of all the attractive and interesting women on the Destiny, Eli tries to shack up with the most vulnerable one, the naive young girl, who's completely out of her place, and just lost her father.

Creeps like Eli know enough female psychology to know, that his chances are a lot better with a vulnerable girl like that, than with one of the stronger and independent women that are part of the Destiny crew.

Um actually Scott was the one who immediately shacked up with Chloe after she lost her father. So he's equally sociopathic by your logic.

I'll bet you a bundle, that if someone went through Elis stuff, they'd find a couple of rohypnols, plastic strips and a bottle of cloroform tucked away in his luggage. Once they got past his sizeable collection of "Barely Legal" porn mags, that is...

Right, because he was beamed out of his house on Earth with only one change of clothes and no pants. No, all Eli's stuff is what they provided on Icarus Base. He might have some porn stashed away under his bed on Earth (a lot of guys do) but right now the only thing he has that's really his is a shirt that says "you are here". He's been stuck in a very stressful situation where the military is constantly expecting him to work magic with the computers (like when they met the Blue Aliens) and he has very few friends. I'd be lonely, too.

[MattSilver 3k]

Poor Wesley and Fred

Still smarts...

[Utitan]

His remark about World of Warcraft ruined any chance he ever had. When she was at home ridding horse on daddy's ranch he was making a human dance in front of a female night elf face.. Yeah I played it once or twice in my day, I'll never get with Chloe either..

Spoiler:

That doesn't mean I haven't seen her naked though