I can see the Goa'uld commercials now. Picture this; Nirrti walks out into an Abydonian chamber. Her hair lifeless. The announcer says, "Does this ever happen to you? You wake up, feeling good about your god-like self, ready to start your new day of ordering loyal Jaffa slaves around, when you look in your serpent mirror and see your hair is as flat as Hathor's! Well, fear not young goddesses! For we now have a new, revolutionary method of bringing bounce back in your hair. It's the Goa'uld sarcophogus! Yes, the Goa'uld sarcophogus. Perfect for bringing dead hair back to life while also healing wounds, injuries or even fatal experiences." Nirrti talks to teh camera, "It gives my hair the bounce and shine I need to properly rule my corner of the galaxy like a false god should." Announder talks again, "So don't wait, go to your nearest System-Lord-Mart today and pick up your sarcophogus!" Camera zooms in on the sarcophogus as it shines. Then at the bottom of the screen in find print, *warning, sarcophogus may cause certain side-effects. Such as tyrranical tendancies, addiction and possibly certain other personality disorders.*
So, waddya think?
So, waddya think?
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