Originally posted by ussrelativity
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Until Shepard nails a GREEN chick, Kirk is still the king.
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Excuse...
Until Shepard nails a GREEN chick, Kirk is still the king.
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"Atheism - the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority."
- Stephen Colbert
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"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man religion and he'll starve to death praying for a fish."
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ahahahaaOriginally posted by DysfunctionalVeteranExcuse...
Until Shepard nails a GREEN chick, Kirk is still the king. 
: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.
: I shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill. A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's…nose drips.
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This is perhaps the greatest post ever on Gateworld...Originally posted by DysfunctionalVeteranExcuse...
Until Shepard nails a GREEN chick, Kirk is still the king. Comment
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I'm sure he's nailed an environmentalist at some time in his life.Originally posted by DysfunctionalVeteranExcuse...
Until Shepard nails a GREEN chick, Kirk is still the king.
Such a shame that I wouldn't know by now your revelations
Cut me in, I don't wanna live without your revelations.-AudioslaveComment
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LMAO!!!Originally posted by DysfunctionalVeteranExcuse...
Until Shepard nails a GREEN chick, Kirk is still the king.
Hmm... what if he lands himself a Wraith Queen?
Here's how it would look like.... LOL!
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Wraith Queen: "I like long walks on the beach at midnight, romantic dinners in exotic locations, and I like to play with my food."
Sheppard: "Well... ok. I guess I can work with that. What do you like to eat?"
Wraith Queen: "Oh, John, you're such a kidder!"Comment
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why are ya'll using the infamous kirking word on sheppard? kirk would bang aliens of different species and color (like blue green lol). while sheppard bangs humans.A CORNERED FOX IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A JACKAL!Comment
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Adria would be what age? 3.. 4 days? and John in his 20ies?... lolYou get Sheppard from Atlantis to get back to the Milky Way and send him after Adira. From what I've read, he knows how to woo all the ladies - let's get Adira to renounce the Ori for Sheppard's kirking ways!Sigs Are For The Weak!!Comment
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Would it still be consider statutory rape since Adria would be physcially and mentally a full grown women in a day or so?
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Originally posted by GreyFox
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True....True.... Although if Shep can pull this one off then McKay really needs to pin him with a Start Trek pin and tell him he can officially Kirk in any Galaxy with know reprocusions of fans saying he is one big kirk.Originally posted by DysfunctionalVeteranExcuse...
Until Shepard nails a GREEN chick, Kirk is still the king. *Post in Peace, Yah or Nah*
*Go to Sokar you Cylon fracker*
*I can't spell vary good, but I can read mis- spelled words vary good*
*And then the Ori said, "if your thread is dead then let their be a new one"*
*It's Science Fiction. Not Science with Fiction.*
*Sproiler Tags should only be used when you are going to be mentioning something that you can't already read on Gateworld*
*When I talk out my butt it smells like sarcasm*Comment
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Yeah, but she's mature for her age.Originally posted by stewartyComment
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Chaya was like 50,000 years old, so Shepard wins on averages as far as age goes.Comment
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See?Originally posted by Lord Shiva
Kirking is the answer to all of life's problems.
And if Shepp is too busy or unwilling, I'll gladly volunteer for this mission.
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John is mid 30s. Said it way back in S1 of AtlantisOriginally posted by stewarty
Jesus is Lord!Comment
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