S10: Critique & Contemplation

[Uber]

M@d and l33t- way more betterer than S10, thet's fer sure, d00d.

IxNay on the eetLay eakSpay.

It makes my eyes bleed and I've been assured that's a bad thing.

[suse]

as MacGyver Gen. Jack O'Neil

With one L!!!!!!! ROTFL!!

Suse

[Mr Prophet]

It makes my eyes bleed and I've been assured that's a bad thing.

It's underrated. From the current direction of Stargate, some people clearly feel it's a mark of success.

[ReganX]

maybe more along the line of

Ben Browder
Claudia Black
We'd remind you again that they're from Farscape but we'd have to pay someone
in
Farcegate
that blond chick
the black dude
With
Beau Bridges - he's from hollywood you know
and some fasttalking dude that the women like

It's rather frightening to think that that might not be far from the truth.

[The Signal]

Im confused! Didnt the blonde chick, the black dude and the fast talking dude all leave before S9? No? Are you sure? What did they do again? What do you mean you dont know? Who am I talking to?

[the dancer of spaz]

Im confused! Didnt the blonde chick, the black dude and the fast talking dude all leave before S9? No? Are you sure? What did they do again? What do you mean you dont know? Who am I talking to?

Ol' gray hair, the blonde chick, the black dude, and the fast talking dude are all still stuck at Jack's cabin, thanks to a time dilation device placed under the dock. To them, a few moments have passed by, while some AU-SG-1 made it back to the SGC with a Puddlejumper without anyone realizing the difference.

[The Signal]

^Now it makes sence *dreds TPTB reading this and thinking "now theres a good way to get out of this mess* though to tell the truth it would be a step up to S10s offerings

[Skydiver]

Sam rolls over, hears someone in the en suite. Gets out of bed, walks into the way too large bathroom, the shower is on. it turns off, and the door opens:

shippy version
Hey hon, i thought you were going to sleep the day away

non-ship
crap, sorry CArter. Daniel puked on me and i just HAD to take a shower. can you hand me a towel

ie: for those of y ou too young to remember dallas....jack's in the shower and it's all a dream

[ShadowMaat]

Or the whatever version where Sam's the one saying, "Hey, honey, I didn't hear you come in." or something like that and all we see is a towel-draped shape steps out of the shower, too close to the camera to define detail.

That way, the shippers can assume it's Jack, the non-shippers can assume it's NOT Jack, and fans everywhere experience a severe case of 'splodyhead.

[ReganX]

Sam rolls over, hears someone in the en suite. Gets out of bed, walks into the way too large bathroom, the shower is on. it turns off, and the door opens:

shippy version
Hey hon, i thought you were going to sleep the day away

non-ship
crap, sorry CArter. Daniel puked on me and i just HAD to take a shower. can you hand me a towel

ie: for those of y ou too young to remember dallas....jack's in the shower and it's all a dream

I would be okay with either version (though I would prefer the shippy one) as long as it turns out that Season Nine wasn't real.

Or else they could set the opening episode in TPTB's headquarters, where the writers have broken out of the supply closet where their evil clones had kept them locked up for a year and are now whacking said clones over the head with a rolled up newspaper.

[Skydiver]

season 10 starts with jack waking up

honey, honey, i had the strangest dream. you were there, daniel was there, teal'c was there, some chick in black, these bad guys in flames and.....

the woman rolls over. for pete's sake jack, now will you lay off drinking a beer before you go to sleep????

[ReganX]

season 10 starts with jack waking up

honey, honey, i had the strangest dream. you were there, daniel was there, teal'c was there, some chick in black, these bad guys in flames and.....

the woman rolls over. for pete's sake jack, now will you lay off drinking a beer before you go to sleep????

Sadly, I can't green you yet.

I love the suggestion.

Fantasy, nightmare, evil clone writers, timewarp, alternate reality, a cautionary movie Thor made for SG-1... as long as it means that Season Nine wasn't real, I'll accept it and praise whoever writes the episode.

[Skydiver]

ooh, another one.

see, felger crawled in that VR chair from avatar and made his own marty sue (cam) and s9 has all been a huge felger dream

[ReganX]

ooh, another one.

see, felger crawled in that VR chair from avatar and made his own marty sue (cam) and s9 has all been a huge felger dream

I like that one.

If Cameron ever tries to flirt with Sam (icky thought) we'll know for sure that that's what's going on.

[Uber]

ooh, another one.

see, felger crawled in that VR chair from avatar and made his own marty sue (cam) and s9 has all been a huge felger dream

So then...Mitchell is just the more attractive VR version of Felger.

Wow...this makes a lot of sense, sadly enough. It explains the CMOH, Mitchell's fangurlism...

Seriously...this is a fanfiction waiting to happen Skydiver...