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Shipper Cookies?! Did someone say Shipper Cookies?!!!!
So glad you asked.....You did ask didn't you?!
SHIPPER COOKIES:
There are:
BLUE with PURPLE chips and TURQUOISE and INDIGO sprinkles on top SHIPPER COOKIE – This cookie will help get rid of PMS (PostMoebiusSyndrome) and will allow shippers to return to their usual POSITIVE, LOVING BUNCH.
HOLIDAYSHIPPERCOOKIES- contain a SPECIAL SHIPPER NUTMEG! (special shipper nutmeg - made up of regular nutmeg enhanced with MM's happy pills)
Ship Nana's Psycho Shipper Cookies - which when dipped in the beverage of your choice allows all inhibitions to simply melt away!
Mala’s Thunk Shipper Cookie – These shipper cookies, when eaten while looking at Mala’s genius creations of photos and other pictures, will allow shippers to thunk for the character of their choice (mostly RDA) and realize why they love Sam and Jack. I thunk, therefore I am!
mei mei's Special Happy Pill Shipper Cookie - They are made from the combined ingredients of mei mei's medicine cabinet. It allows shippers to be in a drugged induced haze to prevent them from losing their minds!
Pale Green Shipper Cookie - used for medicinal purposes only by sick shippers - this cookie is full of Shipper Love and Ship Nana's chicken soup
Pink Shipper Cookies - Increases Creativity and Brain Power for Shipping
Green Shipper Cookies - Stops Pit-ranting and rant withdrawal and redirects focus to Ship
Red Shipper Cookies - Makes ship lurkers into ship posters
(take the red pill, Neo-shippers)
Blue Shipper Cookies - Dreamy Shipper Bliss
Purple Shipper Cookies - Warm and Fuzzy Shipping
Orange Shipper Cookies - Disoriented Shipping
Chocolate Shipper Cookies - Rich and Luscious Shipping (especially when served warm - good for when nothing else will do) Also, for stocking up while on extended absenses from S/J Thread.
Gray Shipper Cookies - Snarkiness Shipper Cookie
Lime Shipper Cookies - gives the illusion of Shipper Greatness. They allow the Shipper to dream really BIG!!!!!!
Naquadah Enhanced Anti-Ranting Shipper Cookies – If you have to eat these Shipper Cookies you are so desperate that you probably won't care what they are for.
P.S. - Disclaimer - Since these Shipper Cookies are probably radioactive please take the appropriate precautions when handling.
Rosy Shipper Cookies - wipes out the memories of bad spoilers and desolves the desire to read spoilers
SUBLIMINAL Shipper Cookies – Makes TPTB believe that Ship was their idea
Turquoise Shipper Cookies - which are the super duper magnificent spectacular love enhanced shipper cookies
Motion Sickeness Shipper Cookies - when eaten prevents motion sickness from TPTB shipper rollercoaster ride.
Dark Red Shipper Cookies - These will stop Kinsey ranting and any feelings of queasiness related to any thoughts about Kinsey, such as a Kinsey-in-love-with-Sam thought
Indigo Shipper Cookies - helps us all remain blissfully ignorant of anything negative to our ship
Margarita shipper cookie. It works on drowning your sorrows, or celebrating your shipper glee.
EVERYCOLORSHIPPERCOOKIE - which erases shipper memories of all bad spoilers, episodes, and character appearances that depress shippers and replaces them with positive Sam/Jack memories. This shipper cookie was created in Honor of the 2nd ANNUAL CELEBRATION! ITS SHIP DAY JULY 28TH, 2004. It is guaranteed to keep all shippers in only the best shipper mood.
HALLELUIAH OUR SHIP HAS COME IN SHIPPER COOKIE – this is a WEDDING WHITE shipper cookie and is eaten in joyful celebration when Sam and Jack finally admit their feelings to one another and decide that they should be together.
and the all time favorite:
YELLOW SHIPPER COOKIES – (HWMS)
I just thought that the family might need a refresher list, due to the CURRENT-LACK-OF-S/J-SHIP-IN-SEASON-9!!!
Feel free to overindulge with the beverage of your choice.
Now where did I put that S/J fanfic I was reading?
mmmm cookies and fanfic. good combo.
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this post was brought to you by your friendly neighbourhood ship cookie monster, in association with the number 4 and the letters S and J.
I'll take Two of these:
PMS (PostMoebiusSyndrome) and will allow shippers to return to their usual POSITIVE, LOVING BUNCH.
One of these, just for fun... Mala’s Thunk Shipper Cookie – These shipper cookies, when eaten while looking at Mala’s genius creations of photos and other pictures, will allow shippers to thunk for the character of their choice (mostly RDA) and realize why they love Sam and Jack. I thunk, therefore I am!
THREE of these: mei mei's Special Happy Pill Shipper Cookie - They are made from the combined ingredients of mei mei's medicine cabinet. It allows shippers to be in a drugged induced haze to prevent them from losing their minds!
Two of These: Pale Green Shipper Cookie - used for medicinal purposes only by sick shippers - this cookie is full of Shipper Love and Ship Nana's chicken soup
Four of these: Pink Shipper Cookies - Increases Creativity and Brain Power for Shipping
Four of These: Purple Shipper Cookies - Warm and Fuzzy Shipping
A dozen of these: SUBLIMINAL Shipper Cookies – Makes TPTB believe that Ship was their idea
A couple of these:
Indigo Shipper Cookies - helps us all remain blissfully ignorant of anything negative to our ship
AND TWO DOZEN OF THESE: EVERYCOLORSHIPPERCOOKIE - which erases shipper memories of all bad spoilers, episodes, and character appearances that depress shippers and replaces them with positive Sam/Jack memories. This shipper cookie was created in Honor of the 2nd ANNUAL CELEBRATION! ITS SHIP DAY JULY 28TH, 2004. It is guaranteed to keep all shippers in only the best shipper mood.
Taken with two bottles of Godiva... I'll call you in the morning!
I'll take Two of these:
PMS (PostMoebiusSyndrome) and will allow shippers to return to their usual POSITIVE, LOVING BUNCH.
One of these, just for fun... Mala’s Thunk Shipper Cookie – These shipper cookies, when eaten while looking at Mala’s genius creations of photos and other pictures, will allow shippers to thunk for the character of their choice (mostly RDA) and realize why they love Sam and Jack. I thunk, therefore I am!
THREE of these: mei mei's Special Happy Pill Shipper Cookie - They are made from the combined ingredients of mei mei's medicine cabinet. It allows shippers to be in a drugged induced haze to prevent them from losing their minds!
Two of These: Pale Green Shipper Cookie - used for medicinal purposes only by sick shippers - this cookie is full of Shipper Love and Ship Nana's chicken soup
Four of these: Pink Shipper Cookies - Increases Creativity and Brain Power for Shipping
Four of These: Purple Shipper Cookies - Warm and Fuzzy Shipping
A dozen of these: SUBLIMINAL Shipper Cookies – Makes TPTB believe that Ship was their idea
A couple of these:
Indigo Shipper Cookies - helps us all remain blissfully ignorant of anything negative to our ship
AND TWO DOZEN OF THESE: EVERYCOLORSHIPPERCOOKIE - which erases shipper memories of all bad spoilers, episodes, and character appearances that depress shippers and replaces them with positive Sam/Jack memories. This shipper cookie was created in Honor of the 2nd ANNUAL CELEBRATION! ITS SHIP DAY JULY 28TH, 2004. It is guaranteed to keep all shippers in only the best shipper mood.
Taken with two bottles of Godiva... I'll call you in the morning!
BrenRen after eating and drinking all that you won't be calling anyone for about a month.
Jack: So what is is that we are going to do?
Sam: Jack, L4J wants us to go visit all the (((Shipper Family))) so we can personally thank them on her sending her Birthday Wishes
Jack: Doh! my pleasure...
Sam: And don't forget we need to give Ses110 a special Hug... It's Ses110's Birthday too....
Jack: My pleasure
Thank you all... Had my first party last night with my friends at home and one of them gave me S5 & S6 in DVD!!!!!!! they where the only ones missing in my collection
I'll try to pop in again later.... Billie, have a nice trip and enjoy New York, the weather is just perfect....
PM's are just crazy these days.... but just in case anybody wants to keep in touch let me know about any ship, spoiler, ep summary for the next weeks.... please, please, email me [email protected]....
(((((((family)))))))
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO ANY SHIPPERS I MISSED!!!!
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