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Sam Carter /Jack O'Neill Ship Appreciation Thread 2.0
can you just imagine a scientific poll like they do on those town hall meetings on TV where everyone has a remote device and they turn the dial according to how they are feeling?
Spoilered because it's a little--well--you'll see:
Spoiler:
As it starts, it's a basic 3 or 4, and then they change positions and it shoots up to 9 or 10 for a while. . .then she pulls back and it ends on a solid 7.
I can just imagine the graph, and some geeky scientist with a white lab coat and a pointer saying, "As you can see, the enjoyment numbers are directionally proportional to lingering lip action and slant of face. So in conclusion, all future television kisses should include at least one change in head positioning, kissers whose own lips are at least one and one quarter inches apart, and two point three seconds of lengual interaction for full viewer enjoyment."
Bahaha!!!! That's hilarious!!
Of course, we mustn't forget hand involvement as well...
can you just imagine a scientific poll like they do on those town hall meetings on TV where everyone has a remote device and they turn the dial according to how they are feeling?
Spoilered because it's a little--well--you'll see:
Spoiler:
As it starts, it's a basic 3 or 4, and then they change positions and it shoots up to 9 or 10 for a while. . .then she pulls back and it ends on a solid 7.
I can just imagine the graph, and some geeky scientist with a white lab coat and a pointer saying, "As you can see, the enjoyment numbers are directionally proportional to lingering lip action and slant of face. So in conclusion, all future television kisses should include at least one change in head positioning, kissers whose own lips are at least one and one quarter inches apart, and two point three seconds of lengual interaction for full viewer enjoyment."
Awwww!!!! Pol, your dog is so CUTE!!! We've got a german shepherd - her name is Sheba. I've had her for 14 years, if you can believe it! I'm going to miss her dearly when she passes on.
As for that pic, whenever I see it I always hear Sam's flanged voice in my head with her ominous "OPEN THE GATE NOW!" Sam (i.e. AT) sounded *so* cool with the goa'uld flange!
Hmmm... I always pictured Sam and Jack with a siberian husky! They are *beautiful* dogs!! And rather like Jack, actually... strong and proud, but soft and adorable too!
Hmmm... I always pictured Sam and Jack with a siberian husky! They are *beautiful* dogs!! And rather like Jack, actually... strong and proud, but soft and adorable too!
Huskies are high maintenance and STUBBORN. I had one once (sort of--she was an Alaskan Malamute)--she was impossible! Lovable, but stupid.
Golden Retrievers. . .I can see them with one of those. . .or a German Shepherd, or a Lab.
I always had Jack pegged for a border collie type. Intelligent, always working, super cute, protective.
One of our dogs is a border collie. Brilliant thing, well-behaved, and good with the kids (so.. you know.. Jack ) We used to have a husky but she'd 'escape' past the kids when they'd open the door and we had to give her away or risk having her get into trouble outside. Our shepherd sometimes gets out with the kids but stays right on their heels the whole time and comes back inside when they do. He's just doing his job after all.
Smart as a whip, too. Except of course for his Nemesis - the suspicious looking black and white dog who lives on the other side of the picture window and just stares at him silently for hours....
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