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what tha crap?!?! your fired! now where's my bottle!!
Random Thought of the day:
-If you had a friend who was a tight rope walker and yall were walking down the side walk and he fell....that would be completly unacceptable!
-I realize that alot of people don't like Jesus, or just ignore Him or have no use for Him, but i think the best thing a person can do is to read the gospels in the Bible and really look at Jesus, because if a person does this, they will realize that the Jesus they learned about in Sunday school or the Jesus they hear jokes about or the skinny, Gandhi Jesus that exists in their imaginations isn't anything like the real Jesus at all.
heh heh heh...^compliments of suekay(((suekay))).....disregard the question mark on the end!!
ouch get that light out of my eye!! I ask you, what in my eye could explain all this!! I tell ya what can.......my dad couldnt keep it in his pants! Go shine the light in his eyes!!
he he he.........jack musta been a pretty smart baby!
Random Thought of the day:
-If you had a friend who was a tight rope walker and yall were walking down the side walk and he fell....that would be completly unacceptable!
-I realize that alot of people don't like Jesus, or just ignore Him or have no use for Him, but i think the best thing a person can do is to read the gospels in the Bible and really look at Jesus, because if a person does this, they will realize that the Jesus they learned about in Sunday school or the Jesus they hear jokes about or the skinny, Gandhi Jesus that exists in their imaginations isn't anything like the real Jesus at all.
heh heh heh...^compliments of suekay(((suekay))).....disregard the question mark on the end!!
This thread is loads of fun!!!! I am LMAO at you guys!!
KEEP 'EM COMING!!
Random Thought of the day:
-If you had a friend who was a tight rope walker and yall were walking down the side walk and he fell....that would be completly unacceptable!
-I realize that alot of people don't like Jesus, or just ignore Him or have no use for Him, but i think the best thing a person can do is to read the gospels in the Bible and really look at Jesus, because if a person does this, they will realize that the Jesus they learned about in Sunday school or the Jesus they hear jokes about or the skinny, Gandhi Jesus that exists in their imaginations isn't anything like the real Jesus at all.
heh heh heh...^compliments of suekay(((suekay))).....disregard the question mark on the end!!
heres one:
Knock knock
who's there?
im gonna jack
im gonna jack who?
im gonna jack you up if you dont stop sticking me with those d**n needles!
i know, i know its corny!! but i had fun withing it tho
Random Thought of the day:
-If you had a friend who was a tight rope walker and yall were walking down the side walk and he fell....that would be completly unacceptable!
-I realize that alot of people don't like Jesus, or just ignore Him or have no use for Him, but i think the best thing a person can do is to read the gospels in the Bible and really look at Jesus, because if a person does this, they will realize that the Jesus they learned about in Sunday school or the Jesus they hear jokes about or the skinny, Gandhi Jesus that exists in their imaginations isn't anything like the real Jesus at all.
heh heh heh...^compliments of suekay(((suekay))).....disregard the question mark on the end!!
Uggh terrible i know but-hey watch where you throw that fruit!
How I'd write out Jonas:
Jack: Danny, good to have you back. *Jonas starts to walk toward event-horizon, teary-eyed* *Daniel notices*
Daniel: Hey Jonas!
Jonas: Y..yes? *Daniel hands him his glasses and a 'rock'*
Daniel: Here, if for any reason i cannot fully complete my duties as team archeoligist we'll dial you up and you can be the new 'Daniel'.
Jonas: (excitedly) Really? wow, has it ever happened before?
Daniel:Uh...no...
Jonas: Oh boy! I have a dream!
"O crap!"
or
"Mum, that was a waste of a perfectly good explanation." (after his mum tries teaching him how to count)
O'Neill: Thor, buddy!
Thor: It is I who needs your help.
Carter: Well what's the problem?
Thor: I do not know how to program the VCR and "Friends" is on in 5 minutes!
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