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    #1426
    Found some Tok'ra related jokes

    Q: What did the Tok'ra healer say to the Tau'ri patient who came in with a broken arm?
    A: Please open your mouth.

    Q: What did the Tok'ra healer say to the Tau'ri patient who had broken a leg?
    A: Please open your mouth.

    Q:How many Jaffa does it take to replace a lightbulb?
    A:Knowledge of Goa'uld magic is strictly forbidden.

    Q: How many Tok'ra does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: Only one, but we Tok'ra have no use for your primitive, Tau'ri technology
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    "Hear this. The days of the Goa'uld System Lords are numbered. Tell them that I died with hope. My death only feeds the fire that burns strong in the Tok'ra." (Jolinar, "In the Line of Duty")

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      #1427
      at the Tok'ra healer jokes
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        #1428
        I just thought I'd pop in and say that I like the Tok'ra, and I think what they do and who they do it for is really cool.

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          #1429
          Originally posted by Ksya View Post
          I just thought I'd pop in and say that I like the Tok'ra, and I think what they do and who they do it for is really cool.
          Hi - glad to hear it Everyone who likes the Tok'ra are very welcome here
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          "Hear this. The days of the Goa'uld System Lords are numbered. Tell them that I died with hope. My death only feeds the fire that burns strong in the Tok'ra." (Jolinar, "In the Line of Duty")

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            #1430
            Originally posted by Skadi View Post
            Hi - glad to hear it Everyone who likes the Tok'ra are very welcome here
            Cool. *takes a seat*

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              #1431
              Originally posted by Ksya View Post
              Cool. *takes a seat*
              Welcome, Ksya
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                #1432
                Originally posted by RingThing View Post
                Welcome, Ksya
                Thank you. I love the Tok'ra jokes.

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                  #1433
                  Found a Stargate drinking game the same place I found the jokes - it's only partly Tok'ra, as they are mentioned, but...

                  http://www.tokra.dk/drunkgate.html
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                  "Hear this. The days of the Goa'uld System Lords are numbered. Tell them that I died with hope. My death only feeds the fire that burns strong in the Tok'ra." (Jolinar, "In the Line of Duty")

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                    #1434
                    That's pretty good, actually... the problem I have with a drinking game is when there are so many things to look out for that you actually miss the story...

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                      #1435
                      Originally posted by Jalnor View Post
                      That's pretty good, actually... the problem I have with a drinking game is when there are so many things to look out for that you actually miss the story...
                      True - you should only do drinking games with episodes you've seen MANY times before. Otherwise you don't have time to enjoy the story.
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                      "Hear this. The days of the Goa'uld System Lords are numbered. Tell them that I died with hope. My death only feeds the fire that burns strong in the Tok'ra." (Jolinar, "In the Line of Duty")

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                        #1436
                        1. Welcome Ksya

                        2. at the jokes and the drinking game
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                          #1437
                          Found this joke also

                          (Scene: Alpha site. Three Tok'ra are huddled together, giggling)
                          -Korra: What did Klorel say, the first time he stuck his head out of the Jaffa's pouch in the shower, and looked south?
                          -Delek: What?
                          (A group of Jaffa including K'Mel is comming around the corner)
                          -Korra: Hey you! Only one symbiote per Jaffa! Get lost!
                          (The Tok'ra laugh out loud as the Jaffa come around the corner, with shocked expressions on their faces)
                          -K'Mel: Onak Tok'ra! Kree!
                          (The Jaffa charge the Tok'ra and a huge fight erupts)
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                            #1438
                            Tok'ra picspam. Today...ALDWIN





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                              #1439
                              Nice picspam, Skadi! I actually lol'ed at the joke...
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                                #1440
                                Next Tok'ra - Anise/Freya









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