Jack/RDA thunk thread I

[dipsofjazz]

Ladies, I need your help. As of early Thursday I'll be away for a week on a school trip with 40 13 year olds.We practically live in the coach for the week, and I'm worried! What happens when I doze off and have great dreams about RDA and me doing "things", and I drool all down the aisle of the coach? The poor childrens' feet will get soaked! What should I do to keep my reputation as a clean-living type of gal?
My other problem is that by the time I return, you guys will have posted at least 3000 posts and it will take me at least a week to catch up!!
HELP!!!!!

[Geekyred]

No, you're not me, but you could be!

Awww thank you.

the hood of a car.


Oz the Innocent

Yep, no beach for me I'm just not that classy.

[TameFarrar]

Had to go 'way' back (it's only been a day!) to find your definition of "fond". I think that Susan's secret site is a tribute to such fondness...for his acting, of course!

And what better way to show one's 'fondness' for one you admire, than to FONDLE?

fondle: frequentative of fond to show fondness for.

Entry: fondle
Function: verb
Definition: touch
Synonyms: bear hug, caress, clutch, cosset, cuddle, dandle, embrace, feel, feel up, fool around, grab, grope, hug, love, neck, nestle, nuzzle, pat, paw, pet, play footsie, snuggle, squeeze, STROKE!

Oh yeah!

Mala....Mala......Mala

Why oh WHy...do you do this to OZ

You have an evil side

[OzGirl]

Had to go 'way' back (it's only been a day!) to find your definition of "fond". I think that Susan's secret site is a tribute to such fondness...for his acting, of course!

Oh, yeahhhhhhhh! Thank you, Susan Ewokmonster!!
I gazed at those pictures and thought, "Gee, I'm fond of RDA."

And what better way to show one's 'fondness' for one you admire, than to FONDLE?

fondle: frequentative of fond to show fondness for.

Entry: fondle
Function: verb
Definition: touch
Synonyms: bear hug, caress, clutch, cosset, cuddle, dandle, embrace, feel, feel up, fool around, grab, grope, hug, love, neck, nestle, nuzzle, pat, paw, pet, play footsie, snuggle, squeeze, STROKE!

Oh yeah!

The last one? STROKE

That's what I'm having right now! Thanks for finding the verbage, Mala.
I sure can rattle those action words around in my brain and hook them
up to a nice "object" for each sentence I construct.

[OzGirl]

Wow, y'all are aiming high there for the neck. Not that I'm complaining. It just leaves more delectable places open for others.

Not me of course. Because for me it's all about the acting.

While you're digging up Emmy awards, I'll not be focusing my attentions on
the "higher ground." You gals can talk necks and napes and ears. I'm starting near
the belly button, and working toward the juncture of the thigh and the, um,
demilitarized zone.

Or maybe not.

[OzGirl]

Yep, no beach for me I'm just not that classy.

Well, if you're "classy" enough to crawl through the gutter on your hands and knees
as your sig suggests, then you're a Shallow Sister. And that's good enough for me.
We must stand firm, until we can get Jack O'Neill to do likewise!
Preferable without us wrestling for him. (So undignified...especially without jello)

Oz

[TameFarrar]

Well, if you're "classy" enough to crawl through the gutter on your hands and knees
as your sig suggests, then you're a Shallow Sister. And that's good enough for me.
We must stand firm, until we can get Jack O'Neill to do likewise!
Preferable without us wrestling for him. (So undignified...especially without jello)

Oz

here ya go Oz

[OzGirl]

Oh, thanks, Tame! strawberry. My favorite.

Now--- where's Jack? He's around here somewhere.

OzGirl

[Ewokmonster]

While you're digging up Emmy awards, I'll not be focusing my attentions on
the "higher ground." You gals can talk necks and napes and ears. I'm starting near
the belly button, and working toward the juncture of the thigh and the, um,
demilitarized zone.

Or maybe not.

Emmys? Can Jack be my date? I hear those parties last all night.

And you can start at the bellybutton, I'm going to examine those knees.

Now why aren't there smilies with a little halo on them? I only meant his knees so I can see what kind of surgery he's had. That kind of stuff might affect his acting.

[OzGirl]

And you can start at the bellybutton, I'm going to examine those knees.

Now why aren't there smilies with a little halo on them? I only meant his knees so I can see what kind of surgery he's had. That kind of stuff might affect his acting.

How sweet! Little Susan angel. Nothing but his career in mind, whereas
I might focus in on the second syllable of that word, mostly.

OK, you move up during your examination. I'll move down.
We'll see what obstacles get in the way...

...of his acting career, of course!

Oz

[TameFarrar]

Oh, thanks, Tame! strawberry. My favorite.

Now--- where's Jack? He's around here somewhere.

OzGirl

You are welcome....I have been dying to use that silly little .gif somewhere...leave to you Oh Master of the wordplay
to find me a way

[Ewokmonster]

Oh, thanks, Tame! strawberry. My favorite.

Now--- where's Jack? He's around here somewhere.

OzGirl

Oh man. Do NOT use strawberries and Jack in the same sentence. Strawberries and RDA are a lethal combination.

[Geekyred]

We must stand firm, until we can get Jack O'Neill to do likewise!
Oz

Why, whatever do you mean Oz?

Stage Whisper: (we are just so on the same page)

[OzGirl]

Why, whatever do you mean Oz?

Stage Whisper: (we are just so on the same page)

Whew!!! I'm glad *somebody's on the same page! Because I'm slipping off
on the slippery slope to being a fallen woman! Yep. Falling right on my
face in the gutter while trying to emulate Susan's interest in O'Neill's knees...

Oz

[Geekyred]

Whew!!! I'm glad *somebody's on the same page! Because I'm slipping off
on the slippery slope to being a fallen woman! Yep. Falling right on my
face in the gutter while trying to emulate Susan's interest in O'Neill's knees...

Oz

Okay I'm gonna go out on a limb (well maybe not so much a limb but an apendage of some sort) and suggest that you and I couldn't fall any further.
We may be all the way down, but the view just couldn't get better.