Jack/RDA thunk thread I

[TameFarrar]

Thanks to Rural for knowing her MacGyver episodes.

WOO HOO See how good you are!!!!! And you didn't even have that episode capped yet!!
Now if we could just get him to come by my house...I know that would help me be a better *Mac* girl..

[OzGirl]

Thanks to Rural for knowing her MacGyver episodes.

Mac, bucket valet!!! PERFECT! ROTFL

Thanks, Susan & Rural

Oz

[OzGirl]

Okay, hope this works! Just capped these of Jack from Brief Candle. They aren't real clear--but good enough to thunk by!

Jack just out of bed! Jack shirtless! Arrrrgghhhhhhh!
I'm strangling on my own drool...c'mon, OzGirl, snap out of it!!!!!!

**smack**

Ah. That's better.

Oh, no.....then I see Tame's message about Jack watching us

that wonderful husky sexy voice of his............"Come..'ere"

wonderful...husky,sexy, bedroom voice..."Come 'ere"...
No shoes, no shirt, AT YOUR SERVICE!

All steamed up again! I'm here, Jack, just watch that last step, as this end
of the gutter is real shallow and you're bound to trip and land in my lap...

Oh, goody >:->

**OzGirl has evil glint in her eyes as she lurks in the gutter water like a crocodile **

[TameFarrar]

**OzGirl has evil glint in her eyes as she lurks in the gutter water like a crocodile **

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO
I'm dying here..I am laughing so hard

[OzGirl]

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO
I'm dying here..I am laughing so hard

Tame, Tame, hold it! (Ach!!! How many times have I wanted to do *just
that* when looking at Jack...HIM, that is. Hold HIM!!)

Don't laugh so hard that you cause sesmic disturbances which will ripple
the gutter waves and expose my crocodile hiding place.

Oz

[TameFarrar]

Tame, Tame, hold it! (Ach!!! How many times have I wanted to do *just
that* when looking at Jack...HIM, that is. Hold HIM!!)

Don't laugh so hard that you cause sesmic disturbances which will ripple
the gutter waves and expose my crocodile hiding place.

Oz

Well its your own Da%& fault...quit being so dang funny....I am trying quit laughing from one thread then you move over and do it all over in another AND then someone starts me off AND then you say something else.....AND I AM NOT leaving this gutter!! ain't happenin'

[OzGirl]

Well its your own Da%& fault...quit being so dang funny....I am trying quit laughing from one thread then you move over and do it all over in another AND then someone starts me off AND then you say something else.....AND I AM NOT leaving this gutter!! ain't happenin'

Well, then, make yourself useful and help me capture Jack when he comes
to check out all the mirthful noises echoing from this gutter. I figure if
we clank the beer bottles, we can grab him when he approaches.

(Hey! His ANKLES, now. **slaps Tames hands down **)

[TameFarrar]

Well, then, make yourself useful and help me capture Jack when he comes
to check out all the mirthful noises echoing from this gutter. I figure if
we clank the beer bottles, we can grab him when he approaches.

(Hey! His ANKLES, now. **slaps Tames hands down **)

Oh...what ...oh his *ankles*......yeahsureyoubetcha....Well I thought that was his *ankle*.....

[OzGirl]

Oh...what ...oh his *ankles*......yeahsureyoubetcha....Well I thought that was his *ankle*.....

Tame! You got him??? Poor man sure is strong when he is startled and
dragged into the water. Sheesh, Jack should have a sign on him,
"Slippery when wet." I'll bet he wishes he had another sign I used to
see on dangerous machinery when I was a kid: "Do not play on or around."

heehee

[TameFarrar]

Tame! You got him??? Poor man sure is strong when he is startled and
dragged into the water. Sheesh, Jack should have a sign on him,
"Slippery when wet." I'll bet he wishes he had another sign I used to
see on dangerous machinery when I was a kid: "Do not play on or around."

heehee

Definitely got something.....
Now why would he want to have a sign like that....and oh I just got a mental picture of Jack *actually* wearing a sign that said "Slippery when Wet" *just* wearing a sign..........oooooookay
so you said we should play on or around...right

;;;;fanning myself;;;;;; this mental picture is ...well.....good

[OzGirl]

;;;;fanning myself;;;;;; this mental picture is ...well.....good

I simply have NO idea whatever you could be talking about!

**OzGirl bats eyelashes innocently while trying to hold onto Jack for dear life **

[Ewokmonster]

Definitely got something.....
Now why would he want to have a sign like that....and oh I just got a mental picture of Jack *actually* wearing a sign that said "Slippery when Wet" *just* wearing a sign..........oooooookay
so you said we should play on or around...right

;;;;fanning myself;;;;;; this mental picture is ...well.....good

Ack! You start talking about Wet!Jack right when I'm about to go to bed! Evil. But since I just finished watching a particularly gruesome CSI, I'd rather have a picture of Wet!Jack in my dreams than CSI.

[OzGirl]

Well, Tame, it amazes me how you can latch onto this man so strongly
with one hand while fanning yourself with the other!

But, "catch and release," girl, "catch and release." He is not ours to keep.
**OzGirl is trying to pry Tame's fingers loose from Jack's leg.**

He's panicking, dear. We must not traumatize him any further.
Just give Jack a kiss and let him go. He'll never remember a thing.
This steamy gutter mist is sort of magical, you know.

Hmmmmm, just a moment. **OzGirl licks Jack's fingers**

Ooooooo, delicious. Wave bye-bye, Tame.

[OzGirl]

Ack! You start talking about Wet!Jack right when I'm about to go to bed! Evil. But since I just finished watching a particularly gruesome CSI, I'd rather have a picture of Wet!Jack in my dreams than CSI.

Sweet Wet!Jack dreams to you, Susan. Sorry. We could not help ourselves.

[TameFarrar]

Ack! You start talking about Wet!Jack right when I'm about to go to bed! Evil. But since I just finished watching a particularly gruesome CSI, I'd rather have a picture of Wet!Jack in my dreams than CSI.

::: pointing at OZ:::: Her fault...totally her fault
batting eyes innocently