Originally posted by ForeverSg1
Ok here's a few one liners and Sam quotes I could find or think of tonight. I'll keep my eyes and ears peeled for more.
This isn’t a Sam quote but I think it’s cool anyway because it’s about Sam.
Jack: We can work miracles! ...That's what it'll look like to them.
Daniel: That's what 'what' will look like to them?
Jack: Whatever Carter comes up with, I don't know.
-Red Sky
One liners:
"I guess I've always had a thing for the lunatic fringe."
-The First Commandment
"Holy Hannah!" - Cold Lazarus
Sam: Narim... Is that my voice?
- "Between Two Fires"
Sam: "Drop the weapon. You ever seen one of these things work? 'Cause there's nothing more I'd like to do right now than demonstrate."
- Fair Game
Sam: "Why do I feel like I'm in a women behind bars movie?"
-Hathor
Sam Quotes:
Daniel: "It was trying to communicate with us."
Sam: "I don't know the magic password. Do you?"
- Cold Lazarus
Jack: All things considered, Samantha, if we have to come back here, it might be a better idea to bring an all male team. No offence.
Sam: Well, in view of the fact that you all get to go to this party tonight and I get to stay in the yurt, that smalls like rancid yak butter, none taken. I'll just get a good night’s sleep, and hope for better luck next time.
Jack: You going to be alright?
Sam: Still doubting me? I haven't been afraid of the dark since I was two.
Jack: You look great
-Emancipation
Carter to Daniel who's feeling her chest through her ripped clothes:
Hey, what are you looking at?
Daniel: I felt that blast kill me. I mean, I thought I...I thought we were dead. Weren't we dead?
Sam: Yeah...
Daniel: Ok. Well I thought heaven would be a little more upscale.
Sam: Oh...I don't think this is heaven.
-The Nox
Jonas Quinn: Hey, Major? How do I know what color to wear?
Sam: We call each other every morning.
-Redemption
Corso: You're an officer in your homeworld's military, you're a scientist, an explorer, and apparently you're a pretty fair mechanic.
Sam: And I make a mean souffle.
-Forsaken
Sam: So Dad, you really don't think we have a chance of finding this Goa'uld, do you?
Jacob: It was the mission Garshaw assigned me.
Sam: You didn't request it? Dad?
Jacob: Why would I request it?
Sam: Come on, would it be so awful to admit that you just wanted a chance to see me?
Jacob: Of course not, you're right. That's why I requested it.
Sam: Okay, so that's obviously not the reason.
-Seth
Samantha: "Nice...hair."
Sam: "Ah, Air Force."
Samantha: "I can't imagine that, going military."
Sam: "Wow, I can't imagine not."
-POV
Teal'c: "The destruction of the hammer device to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible."
Jack: "General, I gave the order."
Daniel: "And I fired the staff at the machine."
Sam: "And I...was there."
- Thor's Chariot
Dr. Markov: Is he always like this?
Sam: Actually, this is quite charming.
- Watergate
Jack: Carter? Any idea what this thing is yet?
Sam: No, sir, but the technology is very advanced,
Jack: So... what? Two hours?
Sam: Very advanced.
-Ascension
Sam: Your world famous omlette??? What's in it?
Jack: Eggs... and there's a secret ingredient.
Sam: It's beer, isn't it?
-Citizen Joe
Sam: Our goal is to take out Anubis' new super weapon. It's what gives him a clear advantage over the rest of the Goa'uld mother ships. Now, we've received word from Teal'c that Yu has pledged to bring the full force of the remaining system lords' fleet down on Anubis once we've succeeded."
Jack: Okay. Everyone who thinks this is absolutely an insane idea, raise your hand. Come on, be honest."
[Everyone, including Sam, eventually raise their hand]
-Fallen
AU Sam: I don’t really like guns."
AU Jack: Neither do I. How do you feel about explosives?"
AU Sam: Those I like a little better."
- Moebius
Jack: "Will you two give it a rest? Both of you. You've been at this for 24 hours. You need rest."
Merrin: "I do not need to. Uroan children require little sleep."
Sam: "Okay, now I am jealous." - Learning Curve
Jack: "What's with the 'worm' part? The worm thing? I...I don't get that."
Sam: "Um, that's just a metaphor."
Jack: "Alright, I knew that."
Sam: "Imagine the galaxy is an apple. We burrow our way through the apple like a worm, crossing from one side to another instead of going around the outside."
Jack does some heavy thinking...still thinking... Sam stares at him waiting for some sign of understanding from him. Finally, he responds: "Okay."
Sam: "Now, of course, the diameter of the apple is just a two-dimensional representation of space-time and, well, the hole isn't really a hole per se but an incremental conduit..." She cuts herself off, realizing Jack is starting to tune her out. "Colonel?"
Jack: "Okay." He makes some cute finger gestures. "I'll be alright."
Sam, smiling: "Okay. - Matter of Time
This isn’t a Sam quote but I think it’s cool anyway because it’s about Sam.
Jack: We can work miracles! ...That's what it'll look like to them.
Daniel: That's what 'what' will look like to them?
Jack: Whatever Carter comes up with, I don't know.
-Red Sky
One liners:
"I guess I've always had a thing for the lunatic fringe."
-The First Commandment
"Holy Hannah!" - Cold Lazarus
Sam: Narim... Is that my voice?
- "Between Two Fires"
Sam: "Drop the weapon. You ever seen one of these things work? 'Cause there's nothing more I'd like to do right now than demonstrate."
- Fair Game
Sam: "Why do I feel like I'm in a women behind bars movie?"
-Hathor
Sam Quotes:
Daniel: "It was trying to communicate with us."
Sam: "I don't know the magic password. Do you?"
- Cold Lazarus
Jack: All things considered, Samantha, if we have to come back here, it might be a better idea to bring an all male team. No offence.
Sam: Well, in view of the fact that you all get to go to this party tonight and I get to stay in the yurt, that smalls like rancid yak butter, none taken. I'll just get a good night’s sleep, and hope for better luck next time.
Jack: You going to be alright?
Sam: Still doubting me? I haven't been afraid of the dark since I was two.
Jack: You look great
-Emancipation
Carter to Daniel who's feeling her chest through her ripped clothes:
Hey, what are you looking at?
Daniel: I felt that blast kill me. I mean, I thought I...I thought we were dead. Weren't we dead?
Sam: Yeah...
Daniel: Ok. Well I thought heaven would be a little more upscale.
Sam: Oh...I don't think this is heaven.
-The Nox
Jonas Quinn: Hey, Major? How do I know what color to wear?
Sam: We call each other every morning.
-Redemption
Corso: You're an officer in your homeworld's military, you're a scientist, an explorer, and apparently you're a pretty fair mechanic.
Sam: And I make a mean souffle.
-Forsaken
Sam: So Dad, you really don't think we have a chance of finding this Goa'uld, do you?
Jacob: It was the mission Garshaw assigned me.
Sam: You didn't request it? Dad?
Jacob: Why would I request it?
Sam: Come on, would it be so awful to admit that you just wanted a chance to see me?
Jacob: Of course not, you're right. That's why I requested it.
Sam: Okay, so that's obviously not the reason.
-Seth
Samantha: "Nice...hair."
Sam: "Ah, Air Force."
Samantha: "I can't imagine that, going military."
Sam: "Wow, I can't imagine not."
-POV
Teal'c: "The destruction of the hammer device to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible."
Jack: "General, I gave the order."
Daniel: "And I fired the staff at the machine."
Sam: "And I...was there."
- Thor's Chariot
Dr. Markov: Is he always like this?
Sam: Actually, this is quite charming.
- Watergate
Jack: Carter? Any idea what this thing is yet?
Sam: No, sir, but the technology is very advanced,
Jack: So... what? Two hours?
Sam: Very advanced.
-Ascension
Sam: Your world famous omlette??? What's in it?
Jack: Eggs... and there's a secret ingredient.
Sam: It's beer, isn't it?
-Citizen Joe
Sam: Our goal is to take out Anubis' new super weapon. It's what gives him a clear advantage over the rest of the Goa'uld mother ships. Now, we've received word from Teal'c that Yu has pledged to bring the full force of the remaining system lords' fleet down on Anubis once we've succeeded."
Jack: Okay. Everyone who thinks this is absolutely an insane idea, raise your hand. Come on, be honest."
[Everyone, including Sam, eventually raise their hand]
-Fallen
AU Sam: I don’t really like guns."
AU Jack: Neither do I. How do you feel about explosives?"
AU Sam: Those I like a little better."
- Moebius
Jack: "Will you two give it a rest? Both of you. You've been at this for 24 hours. You need rest."
Merrin: "I do not need to. Uroan children require little sleep."
Sam: "Okay, now I am jealous." - Learning Curve
Jack: "What's with the 'worm' part? The worm thing? I...I don't get that."
Sam: "Um, that's just a metaphor."
Jack: "Alright, I knew that."
Sam: "Imagine the galaxy is an apple. We burrow our way through the apple like a worm, crossing from one side to another instead of going around the outside."
Jack does some heavy thinking...still thinking... Sam stares at him waiting for some sign of understanding from him. Finally, he responds: "Okay."
Sam: "Now, of course, the diameter of the apple is just a two-dimensional representation of space-time and, well, the hole isn't really a hole per se but an incremental conduit..." She cuts herself off, realizing Jack is starting to tune her out. "Colonel?"
Jack: "Okay." He makes some cute finger gestures. "I'll be alright."
Sam, smiling: "Okay. - Matter of Time
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