Originally posted by Traveler Enroute1
My part in the ensuing hysteria:
SVala (Sam as Vala)
VSam (Vala as Sam)
Svala: I TOLD you not to touch that..(trips, looks at herself.) Holy sh--!
VSam: Touch what? That - whoooa! What's the matter with me? My legs, my body doesn't work right!
SVala: Dammit, Daniel was right, you don't listen! Come on...(trips again, grabs VSam)
VSam: What...wait a minute! (stares at Svala, then at herself). What am I, what are you...
SVala: Oh NOW you want to listen. That thing I warned you about? It manipulates matter on the cellular level to transpose the basic elements from one living creature into another!
VSam: It switches one person into another? But you didn't say that! You just said, don't touch that!
SVala: You need an explanation of "don't touch that?"
VSam: Well, if you'd said that, I wouldn't have ever touched it, and wind up...like this!
SVala: Like what?
VSam: Like this, a-a boy! My god, you walk like Mitchell!
SVala: Oh, and I like being stuck in this spindly frame used to walking in vamp heels? Give me a break!
VSam: Spindly! Female, you mean. I'm wearing combat boots! I've never...
(Daniel walks in. VSam runs to him.)
VSam: Daniel, tell Samantha Carter I am NOT spindly! You like my body, right?
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I'll have to work on Daniel's reaction! Cool idea!
Just sayin'.
SVala (Sam as Vala)
VSam (Vala as Sam)
Svala: I TOLD you not to touch that..(trips, looks at herself.) Holy sh--!
VSam: Touch what? That - whoooa! What's the matter with me? My legs, my body doesn't work right!
SVala: Dammit, Daniel was right, you don't listen! Come on...(trips again, grabs VSam)
VSam: What...wait a minute! (stares at Svala, then at herself). What am I, what are you...
SVala: Oh NOW you want to listen. That thing I warned you about? It manipulates matter on the cellular level to transpose the basic elements from one living creature into another!
VSam: It switches one person into another? But you didn't say that! You just said, don't touch that!
SVala: You need an explanation of "don't touch that?"
VSam: Well, if you'd said that, I wouldn't have ever touched it, and wind up...like this!
SVala: Like what?
VSam: Like this, a-a boy! My god, you walk like Mitchell!
SVala: Oh, and I like being stuck in this spindly frame used to walking in vamp heels? Give me a break!
VSam: Spindly! Female, you mean. I'm wearing combat boots! I've never...
(Daniel walks in. VSam runs to him.)
VSam: Daniel, tell Samantha Carter I am NOT spindly! You like my body, right?
---
I'll have to work on Daniel's reaction! Cool idea!
Just sayin'.
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