The Ships that never-ever-ever should happen thread

[Hananian]

Hmm. One of my best friends in the world is a gay guy, who's not at all obvious about it. My gaydar isn't detecting anything gay about either Shep or McKay!!

I don't think either is gay. McKay's too desperate, and Shep's to Kirky.

But I gotta say..ship that should NEVER happen? Shep/Weir or Shep/Teyla. Yep, I agree with Rose.

He's not good enough for either of them and would only bring them down.

[Cory Holmes]

What about McKay/Frasier?

[Geight]

i'm still creeped out by the mere mention of Daniel/Chaka. needless to say, anything involving the unas should be left very much alone...

What about McKay/Frasier?

id bet janet could be scary enough to balance out mckay ;-) but i couldn't imagine them ever getting together in the first place

[gwenhwyfar]

How about Janet/Hammond? That might work...but it just seems wrong. Hammond is too fatherly.

I ran across a Jack/Jacob pairing once. That too seems wrong...

[Erised]

hehe... I'd say Teyla/Bates!

[root]

Asgard/Anyone

[Trialia]

Weir/Heightmeyer... please NO...

[ranchan2]

Weir/McKay

I just don't see anything between them at all.

[HyperCaz]

McKay/Teyla...it just dosen't have chemistry ... heck can't even see anything with my multishipper glasses on

[ranchan2]

Carter/McKay

Yeah, I know he has a little crush on her, but that's all it's ever going to be.

[Toll Verliebt]

Asgard/Anyone

AMEN TO THAT

[ranchan2]

I've always wondered what anyone saw in an Asgard/anyone relationship. I always thought of it as a joke. They can't be serious.

[ReganX]

sam and hammond

no, no, no NO a 10000 times no

way too squicky

I agree. I can't see Jacob being thrilled about it either.

Sam and Cameron is another ship I would hate.

[ranchan2]

I have never even considered Sam and Hammond. It's just unforeseeable to me. Do people actually ship them?

[weirfan517]

Ok, post ships that should never in a billion-jillion years happen. I'll start:

Teyla and Weir.

Why? Well, although the male demgraphic might enjoy this ship, poor John Sheppard would be left without a ship! We can't have that, now can we?

That's not necessarily true, he has been kirking a little, and you can ship him with other characters besides those two.

Sheppard/Teyla
Sheppard/Weir

He is as gay as an all singing all dancing Scout jamboree! Why do you think he Kirks???? To hide it from the military heads of course.

LMAO, that's just funny, not gonna say I agree (for those specific reason), but that's pretty funny.

I'm going to have to say Lam/Landry

I'd have to agree with that one, I'm not exactly one that would be into incest, and I just couldn't see it even if they weren't related.

Weir/Heightmeyer... please NO...

Not exactly a into slash, are you? That's fine, I'll pass this, I disagree personally, but to his own, I guess.

Ships that I don't exactly see, or couldn't see:

I'm not into shep/teyla, I see them as friends, and not more, shep doesn't deserve her anyway, with his flavors of the week.

I'd have to say the same for shep/weir at the moment as well, I've seen small things, but I don't see it coming out right because of the way shep is.

Weir/Scully and shep/mulder, never could work,but only in my mind.

Vala/Zelanka, Sam/Shep, jack/zelanka, and teyla/teal'c. (only in fanfic)

That's about all I can think of at the moment, I know there's more, but not thinking that much right now.