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I'm feeling rather adventuresome today. Although I'm not really sure that's a GOOD thing...
But hey...we'll give it a shot.
J: "I can't believe, after all this time, you've managed to lose your pants again..." D: "I didn't LOSE them, Jack, they were STOLEN."
T: "Indeed. There was sufficient evidence to support Daniel Jackson's theory." J: "Yeah? Like what?" D: "I believe there's a direct correlation between my missing pants, and the absence of certain hussies--" J: "Oh for cryin' out loud! Not this again...That's it. You're switching to decaf!"
D: "You believe me, don't you, Sam?" S: "Well, it's certainly an interesting theory, not to mention an ambitious
undertaking. However, I do think at least one valid point was made..." D: "Thank you. Now will you please help me find my pants?" S: "Oh, um...sure. But I was referring to the whole switching to decaf idea..."
J: "Believe me, I'm as eager to find your pants as the next guy...but are you
sure this isn't just another mixup with the Alterations Hussy?" D: "No, it wasn't Dee Dee..." J: "Maybe you sent your pants for alteration and just...forgot." D: "All of my pants, Jack?" J: *shrugs* "I'm tellin' ya...caffeine does weird things to you." D: "Shut up and help me find my pants."
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...%20C/ocfo7.jpgJ: "Believe me, I'm as eager to find your pants as the next guy...but are you
sure this isn't just another mixup with the Alterations Hussy?" D: "No, it wasn't Dee Dee..." J: "Maybe you sent your pants for alteration and just...forgot." D: "All of my pants, Jack?" J: *shrugs* "I'm tellin' ya...caffeine does weird things to you." D: "Shut up and help me find my pants."
Poor Daniel....hope he finds them soon.
I don't think Jack Wants Daniel to find his pants
J: "Just so we're clear on this...you're absolutely SURE it wasn't--" D: "Yes! I'm sure! There was no evidence of spatulas being involved!" J: "What about--" D: "No peanut butter, either." J: "Okay, but there's still--" D: "Nope, not her." J: "You don't even know what I was gonna say!" D: "Jus playing the odds of the probability that you're usually wrong...now ssssshhhhh! I think I hear something..."
J: "You don't suspect Kliggins, do you?" D: "Well, despite the fact that she would certainly induce the element
of surprise, no. I don't think it was Kliggins." J: "Right. I knew that." D: "Besides. I thought she was Pure As The Driven Snow..." J: "Right...I knew that..."
J: "And I suppose you just...know...it wasn't Foxy, either." D: "Where I'll admit that there's some...thing...suspicious about her,
no. I find my wrists mercifully in tact." J: *rolls eyes* "Of course..."
When Daniel confessed to Jack that he suspected fowl play, Jack
immediately began looking into his retirement eligibility, and Daniel knew he'd
have to continue his search for Jilly--and his pants--on his own...
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