Daniel Jackson/Michael Shanks Thunk Thread

[Seshat]

(Chapter 4 cont...)

Another popular (and most economical, and easily obtainable)
form of restraint would be the Zip Tie...available at most
automotive or harware retailers...

Also the easiest device to hide on your person and whip out in an emergency...
WL: I just LOVE your "Guide"!! Keep those chapters coming!! Wonderful!!

[wirthless]

The Illustrated Field Guide For Whumping Archaeologists

Epilogue:

Now that your archaeologist has been identified, located,
captured, restrained, and subdued, you're free to start
whumping!
There's no specifically documented method for whumping,
but dragging your archaeologist is a suggested method.

[wirthless]

(Cont...)

Examples of the properly whumped archaeologist:





And be sure to congratulate yourself on an archaeologist well whumped!

[Jillybiehn]

Hear hear! The Field Guide is a must-read for all hussies, near and far! *snort* Goa'uld Times... *snort*

[Jillybiehn]

500!
Congrats, Ang!

[wirthless]

Thanks to all you hussies for putting up with my
rather unconventional run to 500 posts. Your inspiration and
photographic contributions are all appreciated!

A *thunk-THUNK-WHUMP* is in order...

Other books by same author: 101 Uses for Zip Ties and And Archaeologists Guide to Avoid Being Whumped

[CKO]

very nice

[discodiva]

Thanks to all you hussies for putting up with my
rather unconventional run to 500 posts. Your inspiration and
photographic contributions are all appreciated!

A *thunk-THUNK-WHUMP* is in order...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/Ink_9/Evo55.jpg

Other books by same author: 101 Uses for Zip Ties and And Archaeologists Guide to Avoid Being Whumped

CONGRATULATIONS ON 500 POSTS WIRTHLESS!

And thanks for such a fantastic guide!...I've been laughing my head off each time I visited this thread today!...

DD x

[wirthless]

Thank you DD!

On page two! :eek:

[blingaway]

I nominate Ang and the IFGWA for Most Imaginative Run to a Milestone!
My favorite part:

And be sure to congratulate yourself on an archaeologist well whumped!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/Ink_9/712_42.jpg

Brava Ang!!

Now, it needs only to be printed out and bound in an appropriately academic manner, and taken to a con for signing by MS.

[Frostfox]

I nominate Ang and the IFGWA for Most Imaginative Run to a Milestone!
My favorite part:



Brava Ang!!

I second that, I was enjoying the excepts so much I didn't realise wirthless was on a run.
Congrats.

Foxy, happy bunny.

[Seshat]

Thanks to all you hussies for putting up with my
rather unconventional run to 500 posts. Your inspiration and
photographic contributions are all appreciated!

A *thunk-THUNK-WHUMP* is in order...

Other books by same author: 101 Uses for Zip Ties and And Archaeologists Guide to Avoid Being Whumped

Wirthless, your "Illustrated Field Guide For Whumping Archaeologists" was a delight! If you like, I would be honored to illustrate the cover of such a worthwhile "publication". I just posted my idea for Ba'al's autobiography in the Lord Ba'al Appreciation thread (you can take a peek), so let me now if you'd like me to take a crack at this one.

[Buggy542]

Like Foxy, I did not know you were on a run to 500. I absolutely loved it!

CONGRATS WIRTHLESS!

Now, it needs only to be printed out and bound in an appropriately academic manner, and taken to a con for signing by MS.

Getting him to sign it would be hilarious... Someone has to be following with a camera, just to get the look on his face when he sees it!

[Kliggins]

And maybe a quick snog every so often.

I think you have snogs on the brain!

Thanks for the reminder about img tags.

[wirthless]

Wirthless, your "Illustrated Field Guide For Whumping Archaeologists" was a delight! If you like, I would be honored to illustrate the cover of such a worthwhile "publication". I just posted my idea for Ba'al's autobiography in the Lord Ba'al Appreciation thread (you can take a peek), so let me now if you'd like me to take a crack at this one.

Please do! I'll see what I can do about a printable version of 'The Guide'.