Daniel Jackson/Michael Shanks Thunk Thread

[GateWarrior]

Are they gone yet?
Do you think they'll find me if I hide behind my folder?

[GateWarrior]

GW: I think we're alone now Daniel.
D: I think you may be right. You're not a blonde. Are you wearing a wig?
GW: I'm incognito. I don't want the hussies to get jealous if we're found out.
D: Ah, very clever.
GW: I don't know how much time we have. The hussies could be back any time. Some never sleep, and others are in foreign countries with different time zones.
D: Let's get started then.

<<Hey, get your minds out of the gutter! We're playing Texas Hold'em! >>

[L-JADE]

GW, you're still here ??? I thought you're going to bed

[GateWarrior]

GW, you're still here ??? I thought you're going to bed

Who said that?
*looks around*
Hi Jade!
*waves*
Daniel and I were just having a moment alone.
Playing a little poker after I ushered the little ones off to bed.

[L-JADE]

OK...OK make sure the little ones are asleep, then come back here and play

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[GateWarrior]

D: We've been found out. Jade's here!
GW: I can see that Daniel. Just act cool, and stick to the story.
D: Gottcha.

[L-JADE]

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huh?! what story ? there's story involved ?

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[GateWarrior]

GW: Do you think she saw anything? Do you think she recognized me?
D: I don't know, maybe. Uh, your wig's crooked.
GW: Oops! Don't want to ruin the disguise.

D: You think she'll be back?
GW: She could still be here. Some people like to watch you know.
D: Watch what? Poker's really boring to watch other people play.
GW: *shrugs* They do play it on TV now.
D: Oh... That PG Paddle came awfully close.
GW: Yeah, I know, I felt it go past my ear.
D: Shall we play some more poker?
GW: Maybe we should play chess.

[GateWarrior]

D: I think if we're dressed like this we should be able to sneak out of here.
GW: Yeah. Of course you'll have to come back when the hussies return.
D: *sigh* Another day of thunking. You'd think they'd at least take the weekends off.
GW: Sorry Daniel. No such luck. Your hussies are very devoted.
D: I know. Luckily I get a little time off here and there.
GW: Yeah, it gets awful quiet in here sometimes.
D: You should go to bed now.
GW: Yep. Long day of thunkin' tomorrow.
D: Just make sure you have me back on time.
GW: *hehe* The hussies would lynch me if you weren't here when they came back.

Good Nite and SweetDanielDreams!

[tryxy]

tryxy runs and dives head first into the pond,surfaces saying hello from cold old Aus its 6.30 pm saturday night and it time to thunk.

thunnnnnnnnnnnnk!

[mazzmatazz]

J: Daniel?
D: Yeah, Jack?
J: What's goin' on in your thread?
D: I have no idea Jack. These new husses are even scarier
than the old ones. I want my old hussies back.
J: Despite the remodelling and zip ties?
D: Yup. I like that... it's familiar.
J: So... would you like to class Mazz as a new hussy or old hussy?
D: ...

[mazzmatazz]

J: Danny, it's ok. Look. Mazz is getting them back on track.
More pictures and more captions and less spammy wasted posts.
D: Thank you Jack, thank you. Although I did like some of GW's
captions, even if she is stalking me in disguise.
J: I wish my Gutter Gals were as dedicated... they just clone me
and then disappear with the clones... and I've heard stories
about what they do to them... especially when MeiMei gets drunk...

[mazzmatazz]

D: Jack, that's it! I can't go on! Life is pointless!
J: What?! Danny, don't say that! Why do you feel so sad?
D: I miss Dee Dee! She hasn't remodelled my pants in
days. These ones just don't feel right any more *sob*
J: Don't panic, she's back tomorrow!

[mazzmatazz]

J: So... you feelin' better now? Now you know Deeds is returning?
D: Yeah, I guess. Wait... What's that over there?
J: Where?
D: There?
J: Hmmm. Nope. I got nothin'
D: Oh no, it's not...
J: You could be right...
D: RUN!

[Guest]

Jack: Daniel, where are my pants?
Daniel: I dunno.
Jack: Dee Dee hasn't been here and, besides, she doesn't usually take mine.
Daniel: I dunno.
Jack: Daniel... Those pants you have on look a little tight.
Daniel: I've gained weight.
Jack: Daniel! Give me my pants back!!