Favorite SG1 Quotes

[AresLover452]

Carter: Sir?
O'Neill: It's my side arm, I swear.
Carter: *giggling*
O'Neill: No giggling.
Carter: Sorry sir.

[LtColCarter]

Carter (talking about Daniel): SG-11 insisted he seemed perfectly normal. Did you notice anything peculiar about him, sir?

O'Neill: I thought it odd that he was shooting up the Gateroom.

[madaboutdanny]

This thread is pure awesome, but could you - please - write the episode's quote?

[Eye Of Ra]

Into The Fire

O'Neill: [pretending to be a Goa'uld] Jaffa, kree!
Trofsky: Kel'mac, Goa'uld? Kree'tak?
[pause]
O'Neill: You heard me, I said "kree!"
Jackson: Jack?
O'Neill: Hey guys. Makepeace! Nice rescue! Good Job!

[madaboutdanny]

Into The Fire

O'Neill: [pretending to be a Goa'uld] Jaffa, kree!
Trofsky: Kel'mac, Goa'uld? Kree'tak?
[pause]
O'Neill: You heard me, I said "kree!"
Jackson: Jack?
O'Neill: Hey guys. Makepeace! Nice rescue! Good Job!

Thanks

[cflat]

From Seth

Teal'c: Because the creature represents Setesh, the helmets of the Setesh guard have continued to be the source of many jokes among the Jaffa.

O'Neill: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.

Teal'c: I shall attempt to translate one O'Neill. A serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard 's nose drips.

Teal'c bursts into laughter and the others just stare at him.

[Eye Of Ra]

Crystal Skull

Jackson: You can see me?
Nick Ballard: Yes, Daniel, I can see you.
Jackson: [exasperated] Why didn't you say something?!
Nick Ballard: You're not real, so it doesn't mean anything.
Jackson: No, no, I'm real! You're not hallucinating.
Nick Ballard: Hallucinations always say that.

[cflat]

Redemption (1)

McKay: Really? That's just what I was saying. Who are you?

Jonas: Jonas Quinn.

McKay: Oh, the alien with the whacky Naquadah...

Jonas: Naquadriah...you are?

McKay: McKay. Scientist. Earth.

(Later, same episode)

Hammond: It's not just my position. You stand to suffer the consequences along with everyone else. Now, if either of you have a more prudent suggestion on halting this crisis, I'm willing to hear it. Otherwise, I suggest we all go downstairs, cross our fingers and hope Major Carter and Colonel O'Neill can reach help.

Jonas: "Cross our fingers?"

McKay: It's a superstitious way some humans have for expressing their desire for good luck.

Jonas: Really?

McKay (demonstrating the crossed fingers as he walks by Jonas): Ridiculous, huh?

[Eye Of Ra]

The Serpent's Venom

[Carter and Jackson are trying to reprogram a mine]
Carter: Uh, it's flashing green. Green is good?
Jackson: No.
Carter: Bad?
Jackson: Bad.
Carter: How bad?
Jackson: Very, very bad.
Carter: DAD!

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Window of Opportunity

TEAL'C: O'Neill? Should we not be assisting DanielJackson with the translation?

JACK: I'm taking this loop off. *He put 2 blobs of ketsup on the plate.* I'm tellin' ya, Teal’c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it.” *Teal’c cocks his head looking confused* “Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... (Jack gets progressively louder and faster in his talking!) insane ... Bonzo ... *He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking* No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO! *He shows Teal'c the smiley face he drew on the plate*

(Later, same episode)

Daniel: Exactly how many of these loops have you ... we ... been ... through?
Jack: I've ... lost track.
Daniel: That must be frustrating.
Jack: Uh ... yeah!
Daniel: On the other hand, it's kind of an opportunity.
Jack: How's that?
Daniel: Well, think about it. If you know in advance that everything will be going back to the way it was, then ... you could do anything ... For as long as you want without having to worry about consequences!
Jack and Teal'c look at each other.
Jack: *Standing up* Excuse me. *Jack and Teal'c rush out the door.*

[Eye Of Ra]

Window Of Opportunity

O'Neill: You know what they say, General. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try again.

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Prometheus

Simmons: And you sir, you must be Jonas Quinn, our alien friend.
Julia: You're an alien too?

[Eye Of Ra]

Tangent

Jackson [Over Goa'uld radio]: Maktal shree! Loktak mekta satak...Oz!
Goa'uld: Maktal Oz?
Jackson [Over Goa'uld radio]: Maktal Oz, kree!
Goa'uld: Kaltak shree, tal manak!
Jacob: Alright, we're almost finished, Sam's just finishing up.
Jackson: Uh...that's good 'cause I don't think they bought my act.
Jacob: Why? Who'd you say you wer
Jackson: The uh...Great and Powerful Oz.
Jacob:...SAM!

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Company of Thieves

Jackson: Too late. *To Marks* Uh, you should probably prepare to return fire.
Marks: For the record…I'm always prepared. I just have to press this button here.
Jackson: Right. I just-- I thought that's what you're supposed to say, so I…
Marks: I know.

Later…

Jackson: *spins the seat towards the viewer, points* On screen.
Netan: *On screen* Dr. Jackson…
Jackson: oh, right. Hi. Hi. How are you?
Netan: I was expecting Anateo.
Jackson: Yes, he was here for a while, but then he…had to go. *grins*
Netan: Your ship is battered. My scans tell me your shield strength is low, and if you had hyper drive, you would have left long ago. surrender now or be destroyed.
Jackson: Right…okey-dokey. *Shrugs* We surrender.
Netan: Prepare to be boarded.
Jackson: Yeah, see, that's-that's where you're going to run into a bit of a problem. You see, our-our rings are damaged, and as you yourself pointed out, our shields are down, which means atmosphere in the 302 bays is unsustainable. I-I mean, I just don't see how we're going to get your guys over here unless you want me to try…beaming you over?
*Netan ends the transmission*
Marks: They're powering weapons.

Also later…

On board Tenat's vessel, Netan appears on screen.
Netan: What are you doing?
Tenat: Netan? What? How? *The wide shot shows Mitchell standing next to Tenat*
Borsh: I thought this was Netan. *Mitchell grins, waving as he is beamed aboard the Odyssey*
NETAN: *on screen* You are the biggest fool in two galaxies!
Tenat: But Netan…*Netan ends the transmission* I...I screwed up.
Tenat: Damn you, Cam Mitchell. *His ship explodes.*

[Eye Of Ra]

2010

Carter: It turns out we made a mistake. A big one.
O'Neill: Which one? We made a few.
Carter: Our alliance with the Aschen.
O'Neill: Oh, that. Not working out, is it? Gosh, I wish I'd seen that coming. Oh, wait…I did see that coming