Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Lilac736]

O'Neill - "It's time for plan B"
Carter - "We have a plan B ?"
O'Neill - "No, but it's time for one"

Ok I know it's SGA, but it it's just a perfect match

The Return, Part II

MCKAY
Well it’s more of a plan C...as in C4...catch my drift? You see we've placed C4 in all the shield emitters so when the Daedalus arrives, and the replicators activate the shield...

WOOLSEY
...the C4 detonates, the Daedalus beams a warhead into the city, and we all get vapourised

O'NEILL
Sounds more like a Plan F, doesn’t it? As in, “We are totally ...”

[Martina Magnus]

Carter: I've just never blown up a sun before.
O'Neill: They say the first one is always the hardest
*Carter looks over*
O'Neill: They say that...

[Lilac736]

Bloodlines


TEAL'C
If we are discovered, you will be brought before Apophis along with us.

O'NEILL
Well, we'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it.

BRA'TAC
No. The bridge is too well guarded.

[Martina Magnus]

BREGMAN: Colonel O'Neill, hi ...

O'NEILL: I like vanilla over chocolate, My favorite color is peridot, I think Tibet should be free and if I could have dinner with anyone in the world it would be Mary Steenburgen. *enters elevator pushes button*

[Lilac736]

Gemini

O'NEILL
Alright, you've got our attention. Who are you?

REPLICATOR CARTER
My name is Samantha Carter.

O'NEILL
Alright, we've got a little conflict with that statement. We've already got one here.

REPLICATOR CARTER
There are two of us.

O'NEILL
If only.

[Martina Magnus]

Vala: Come on, all those years cooped up on that ship, I must have hooked up with someone! Was it you muscles?
[Teal'c stares, then leaves]
Vala: Well was it Mitchell then?.....General Landry?

[Lilac736]

Birthright

O'NEILL
Wait, you don't s'pose that's why they want us, do you?

[Carter looks at O'Neill.]

O'NEILL
You know, the three of us.

[He gestures to Daniel, Teal'c and himself.]

DANIEL
To…to mate with? No, no, I don't think so.

O'NEILL
'Cos you know me, I'm all for helping people.

CARTER
(laughing)
Oh God!

[Martina Magnus]

Landry: I read your report. Not sure I've seen language like that used in an official Air Force document before.

Jackson: Sorry about that, sir.

[jelgate]

Landry: I read your report. Not sure I've seen language like that used in an official Air Force document before.

Jackson: Sorry about that, sir.

That was Mitchell not Daniel

[Martina Magnus]

That was Mitchell not Daniel

Sorry It was mistake in Transcript ...

[LtColCarter]

Dr. Jackson: You know, getting the cloaking generator off that mothership, that's going to be the least of our problems. Now, getting Jack to help, that's going to be the hard part.
Lt. Col. Carter: Oh, don't tell me…
Dr. Jackson: Oh yes. He likes being invisible.

[Martina Magnus]

Vala: I've got tingles all over. And don't flatter yourself. I'm pretty sure it's not you.

[Fan-e-Gate]

The Ties That Bind

Inago: Vala! You cowardly, backstabbing sorry excuse for a woman. How've you been?
Vala: Inago. You filthy, double talking slug. Nice to see you too.
Mitchell: Obviously they used to date.

[AresLover452]

Jack: What's four
Sam: There is no four
Jack: Are you sure, it comes after three.

[Martina Magnus]

O'Neill: That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem.