Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Jacquelyn]

Ba'al: You dare mock me?!

O'Neill: Ba'al, come on you, you should know. Of course I dare mock you.

LMAO I LOVE that part!!

(hmm..not sure if this is exactly what he said..*shrugs* if not, oh well. )

General Hammond: "And now what this team needs is a leader. Someone who will laugh in the face of evil even when it's inappropriate, Colonel Jack O'Neill."

[MylittleEli]

You mean the COTG that was on a seperate disc?? (the one that i THINK came out last yr)

Yes...in the commentary they talk about why they took the line out.

You do know that exact quote wasn't from Children of the Gods right? lol It was from "Moebius".

Now that you mention it... yes but my comment was re: the COTG line! Ooops but thanks for making the distinction!

[Eye Of Ra]

O'Neill: Hey, come on
Teal'c: I have nowhere to go
O'Neill: For this you can stay at my place, let's go

[LtColCarter]

O'Neill: Did Anubis leave anything cool behind?

Jackson: No, not really.

O'Neill: Nuts.

[thekillman]

i'm seeing lots of repeats here

[Jacquelyn]

Yes...in the commentary they talk about why they took the line out.

Wow that stinks. I got the whole box set (including COTG) so it is in the ones I have.

Now that you mention it... yes but my comment was re: the COTG line! Ooops but thanks for making the distinction!

Oh haha okay. And your welcome. I just remember geeky Sam saying that in Moebius.

[LtColCarter]

i'm seeing lots of repeats here

post some new ones then!

[Jacquelyn]

post some new ones then!

I will! I think..

Young Jack O'Neill: "I don't plan on staying like this."
Samantha Carter: "Well, in the meantime, may I make a suggestion? Try enjoying this as much as we are... sir."

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Daniel Jackson: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so... Sam's just gonna come out and say it."

Samantha Carter: "Well, sir, as you know, the Asgard depend on a cloning technology..."

Young Jack O'Neill: "Oh, for cryin' out loud!"

Teal'c: "You have been cloned, O'Neill."

Young Jack O'Neill: [turning to face them] "What!"

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General Hammond: "You're suggesting Osiris is here on Earth manipulating Dr. Jackson's dreams?"

Samantha Carter: "We think it's possible, sir."

Jack O'Neill: "Kinky."

[_SocraticMethod]

Homeless man from "Desperate Measures": Ninjas!

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Jack: Ball? As in bocce?

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Daniel: We don't know where it is now. But we do know where it was... Giza, 3000 B.C.
Sam: [shaking her head] You can't be serious.
Jack: What?
Daniel: It's the only way.
Jack: What?
Sam: No, we agreed
Jack: If I have to say "what" one more time, heads are gonna roll!

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Dr. Lee: Well, I mean, we can input the parameters for different scenarios, but the vast majority of the simulation array comes from the mind of the user. The programming is actually built by interfacing memories from the individual’s consciousness with the chair’s matrix.
Jack: Carter, all I heard was "matrix" and I found those films quite confusing.

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Jack: So, what's your impression of Alar?
Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
Jack: Like what?
Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

[Jacquelyn]

Jack: "You look horrible."
Sam: "Thank you, sir."

[Replicator Todd]

Prior:

Aren't I boring!

[marilynrose]

From Spirits, typical Jack
Dr. Jackson: Jack?
Col. O'Neill: Daniel?
Dr. Jackson: Are you you?
Col. O'Neill: Yeah. You?
Dr. Jackson: What?
Col. O'Neill: Never mind.

[kusanagi]

Jack: You look horrible.
Sam: Thank you, sir.

Sweet

[ZGoten]

My favorite quote would be from Adria: "Truth is elusive to those who refuse to see with both eyes."

[Eye Of Ra]

O'Neill: General request permission to beat the crap out of this man