1st - Y'know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water! ... Next up: parting the Red Sea. - Samantha Carter (SG-1) (50)
2nd - Carter...I CAN SEE MY HOUSE!! - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
3rd - Indeed - Teal'c (SG-1) (50)
4th - I care about her, a lot more than I'm supposed to - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
5th - With all due respect, Sir... - Samantha Carter (SG-1) (50)
6th - Maybourne, you're an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you take just one day off?! - Sam (SG-1) (50)
7th - Carter, they're all yellow - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
8th - Undomesticated equines cannot remove me. - Teal'c (SG-1) (50)
9th - I've seen this movie - it hits Paris - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
10th - Godspeed - George Hammond (SG-1) (50)
11th - I have an idea - Sam (SG-1) (50)
12th - For cryin' out loud - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
13th - I'm allowing the use of this ship because of the obvious tactical advantage it provides you. Under no circumstances is it to be used to travel through time. Understood? [..] Never in my life would I have imagined giving that order. - General Hammond (SG-1, Moebius) (50)
14th - O'Neill, two L's - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
15th - "Holy Hannah!" - Sam Carter and Jacob Carter (SG-1) (50)
16th - Crap - John Sheppard (SGA) (50)
17th - Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book. - Cameron Mitchell (SG-1) - (50)
18th - I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle. - Samantha Carter (SG-1, Children of the Gods) (50)
19th - It's a blast door! - O'Neill to Reynolds (SG-1, Reckoning) (50)
20th - In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you - Teal'c (SG-1) (50)
21th - That's Lt. Col. errand boy to you - Sheppard (SGA) (50)
22nd - O'Neill: In the middle of my back swing?! (50)
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- O'Neill: We didn't spring a leak. Though I may have just... taken one. (40)
- Carter: Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean something like five million billion just passed through you. O'Neill: No matter how dense? (SG-1) (30)
- Knowing what you can do in the heat of the moment, when there is no time to think - Jonas Quinn (SG-1) (21)
- Yeehaa - General Hammond (SG-1, Into the Fire) (21)
- Carter: I should have done it. O'Neill: What? Stick your head in that thing? Are you nuts? Carter, you're one of this country's national resources, if not national treasures. It couldn't have gone down any other way - Lost city pt1 (21)
- I am your death, that is all you need to know - Steve (SGA) (11)
- All I can do is try and change what happens from now on. I don't want you to exonerate me, I just want to be given the opportunity to prove that I can make a difference. - Jonas Quinn (SG-1) (10)
- Oh, Please! Teal'c's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. [to Teal'c] Come-come on, tell 'em how deep you are. [to O'Neill, excitedly] You'll be lucky if you understand this. - Daniel Jackson (8)
- Hammond: I thought the devices were supposed to enhance them physically, not make them stupid! (5)
- Oh, by the way Colonel with interest you owe me $539.50. - General Hammond (SG-1, 1969) (4)
- Hello - Fran (SGA) (3)
- You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard. Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (4)
- Jackson: I'm confident. O'Neill: Me too. Teal'c: As am I.(SG-1) (3)
- I don't know who built the pyramids. - Daniel Jackson (Stargate 1994) (2)
- Give my regards to King Tut, ***hole - Jack O'Neill (Stargate 1994) (2)
- We have got the best jobs in the world, don't we? - Cameron Mitchell (SG-1) (1)
- O'Neill: Carter? Carter: The technology implanted in our brains, sir. We're looking at some sort of visual communication interface. Controlled hallucination. O'Neill: So... I... What? Urgo: He gets confused. By the way, who is Mary Steenburgen?(2)
- Jackson: We were kind of hoping you could beam them out. Jacob: Beam them out? What am I, Scotty? (2)
- O'Neill: I ask you. What could possibly be in my eye that would explain this? (0)
- This ship could be the most important discovery since the Stargate itself - Nicholas Rush (SGU) (0)
- O'Neill: Something wrong? Carter: No. I've just never blown up a star before. O'Neill: Well they say the first one is always the hardest. (0)
2nd - Carter...I CAN SEE MY HOUSE!! - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
3rd - Indeed - Teal'c (SG-1) (50)
4th - I care about her, a lot more than I'm supposed to - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
5th - With all due respect, Sir... - Samantha Carter (SG-1) (50)
6th - Maybourne, you're an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you take just one day off?! - Sam (SG-1) (50)
7th - Carter, they're all yellow - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
8th - Undomesticated equines cannot remove me. - Teal'c (SG-1) (50)
9th - I've seen this movie - it hits Paris - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
10th - Godspeed - George Hammond (SG-1) (50)
11th - I have an idea - Sam (SG-1) (50)
12th - For cryin' out loud - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
13th - I'm allowing the use of this ship because of the obvious tactical advantage it provides you. Under no circumstances is it to be used to travel through time. Understood? [..] Never in my life would I have imagined giving that order. - General Hammond (SG-1, Moebius) (50)
14th - O'Neill, two L's - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
15th - "Holy Hannah!" - Sam Carter and Jacob Carter (SG-1) (50)
16th - Crap - John Sheppard (SGA) (50)
17th - Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book. - Cameron Mitchell (SG-1) - (50)
18th - I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle. - Samantha Carter (SG-1, Children of the Gods) (50)
19th - It's a blast door! - O'Neill to Reynolds (SG-1, Reckoning) (50)
20th - In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you - Teal'c (SG-1) (50)
21th - That's Lt. Col. errand boy to you - Sheppard (SGA) (50)
22nd - O'Neill: In the middle of my back swing?! (50)
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- O'Neill: We didn't spring a leak. Though I may have just... taken one. (40)
- Carter: Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean something like five million billion just passed through you. O'Neill: No matter how dense? (SG-1) (30)
- Knowing what you can do in the heat of the moment, when there is no time to think - Jonas Quinn (SG-1) (21)
- Yeehaa - General Hammond (SG-1, Into the Fire) (21)
- Carter: I should have done it. O'Neill: What? Stick your head in that thing? Are you nuts? Carter, you're one of this country's national resources, if not national treasures. It couldn't have gone down any other way - Lost city pt1 (21)
- I am your death, that is all you need to know - Steve (SGA) (11)
- All I can do is try and change what happens from now on. I don't want you to exonerate me, I just want to be given the opportunity to prove that I can make a difference. - Jonas Quinn (SG-1) (10)
- Oh, Please! Teal'c's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. [to Teal'c] Come-come on, tell 'em how deep you are. [to O'Neill, excitedly] You'll be lucky if you understand this. - Daniel Jackson (8)
- Hammond: I thought the devices were supposed to enhance them physically, not make them stupid! (5)
- Oh, by the way Colonel with interest you owe me $539.50. - General Hammond (SG-1, 1969) (4)
- Hello - Fran (SGA) (3)
- You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard. Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (4)
- Jackson: I'm confident. O'Neill: Me too. Teal'c: As am I.(SG-1) (3)
- I don't know who built the pyramids. - Daniel Jackson (Stargate 1994) (2)
- Give my regards to King Tut, ***hole - Jack O'Neill (Stargate 1994) (2)
- We have got the best jobs in the world, don't we? - Cameron Mitchell (SG-1) (1)
- O'Neill: Carter? Carter: The technology implanted in our brains, sir. We're looking at some sort of visual communication interface. Controlled hallucination. O'Neill: So... I... What? Urgo: He gets confused. By the way, who is Mary Steenburgen?(2)
- Jackson: We were kind of hoping you could beam them out. Jacob: Beam them out? What am I, Scotty? (2)
- O'Neill: I ask you. What could possibly be in my eye that would explain this? (0)
- This ship could be the most important discovery since the Stargate itself - Nicholas Rush (SGU) (0)
- O'Neill: Something wrong? Carter: No. I've just never blown up a star before. O'Neill: Well they say the first one is always the hardest. (0)
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