1st - Y'know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water! ... Next up: parting the Red Sea. - Samantha Carter (SG-1) (50)
2nd - Carter... I CAN SEE MY HOUSE!! - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
3rd - Indeed - Teal'c (SG-1) (50)
4th - I care about her, a lot more than I'm supposed to - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
5th - With all due respect, Sir... - Samantha Carter (SG-1) (50)
6th - Maybourne, you're an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you take just one day off?! - Sam (SG-1) (50)
7th - Carter, they're all yellow - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
8th - Undomesticated equines cannot remove me. - Teal'c (SG-1) (50)
9th - I've seen this movie - it hits Paris - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
10th - Godspeed - George Hammond (SG-1) (50)
11th - I have an idea - Sam (SG-1) (50)
12th - For cryin' out loud - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
13th - I'm allowing the use of this ship because of the obvious tactical advantage it provides you. Under no circumstances is it to be used to travel through time. Understood? [..] Never in my life would I have imagined giving that order. - General Hammond (SG-1, Moebius) (50)
14th - O'Neill, two L's - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
15th - "Holy Hannah!" - Sam Carter and Jacob Carter (SG-1) (50)
16th - Crap - John Sheppard (SGA) (50)
17th - Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book. - Cameron Mitchell (SG-1) - (50)
18th - I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle. - Samantha Carter (SG-1, Children of the Gods) (50)
19th - It's a blast door! - O'Neill to Reynolds (SG-1, Reckoning) (50)
20th - In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you - Teal'c (SG-1) (50)
21th - That's Lt. Col. errand boy to you - Sheppard (SGA) (50)
22nd - O'Neill: In the middle of my back swing?! (50)
23rd - O'Neill: We didn't spring a leak. Though I may have just... taken one. (50)
24th - Carter: Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean something like five million billion just passed through you. O'Neill: No matter how dense? (SG-1) (50)
25th - Carter: I should have done it. O'Neill: What? Stick your head in that thing? Are you nuts? Carter, you're one of this country's national resources, if not national treasures. It couldn't have gone down any other way - Lost City Part 1 (50)
26th - Yeehaa - General Hammond (SG-1, Into the Fire) (50)
27th - O'Neill: Something wrong? Carter: No. I've just never blown up a star before. O'Neill: Well they say the first one is always the hardest. (50)
28th - Hammond: I thought the devices were supposed to enhance them physically, not make them stupid! (50)
29th - Jackson: We were kind of hoping you could beam them out. Jacob: Beam them out? What am I, Scotty? (50)
30th - O'Neill: Carter? Carter: The technology implanted in our brains, sir. We're looking at some sort of visual communication interface. Controlled hallucination. O'Neill: So... I... What? Urgo: He gets confused. By the way, who is Mary Steenburgen? (50)
31st - Landry to Prior: I do know one thing. If we're going to hell, you're going with us. You go right ahead and burst into flames if you like. (SG1, AoT) (50)
32nd - Sam (laughs) The Asgard had this big new ship, The O'Neill ---; Jack - (Standing up, and smiling) Oh, yeah?; Sam: But --- we had to blow it up; (Jack loses his smile). (SG1 - Small Victories) (50)
33rd - Jack: We're exactly one zat gun short of having a zat gun. (SG-1) (50)
34th - Marks: We just dropped out of hyperspace. Carter: That's funny. Just when I thought we couldn't get anymore screwed!" (SG1, AoT) (50)
35th - O'Neill: I ask you. What could possibly be in my eye that would explain this? (SG-1) (50)
36th - Hammond: Can we determine what threat they pose to the base? O'Neill: Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger. (SG1) (50)
37th - Sam's Lab: Jack walks in to find Sam working alone at her bench. Jack: "Hey, how come you're not downstairs with the rest of the eggheads? Not that you're...an egghead..." Sam looks at him. Jack: "Well, you are...actually...but in a good way." Sam: I couldn't think down there...they all kept looking at me for the answer." Jack: "Well, you do have a penchant for pulling brilliant ideas out of your butt." - Sam gives him a more incredulous look. Jack: "Head...out of your head...when we need them." (SG1) (50)
38th - Teal'c to Hammond: On Chulak, when a great warrior retires from the field of battle it is customary to sing a song of lament. Fortunately we are not on Chulak. (SG1) (50)
39th - You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard. - Jack O'Neill (SG1) (50)
40th - McKAY to Beckett: You need to get out more. BECKETT: We're in another bloody universe. How much more out there can you get? (50)
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- Oh, Please! Teal'c's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. [to Teal'c] Come-come on, tell 'em how deep you are. [To O'Neill, excitedly] You'll be lucky if you understand this. - Daniel Jackson (45)
- Mitchell: All right. Weapons to maximum. Marks: Sir? Mitchell: It's a joke, Marks. Make it go. (SG1) (49)
-VALA: This won't work, you know… All I'm saying is why not take advantage of my vast experience instead of leaving it up to— (turning to men behind her) no offense, (turning back to Teal'c and Reynolds) amateurs. REYNOLDS (glaring at Vala): Excuse me. Amateurs coming through. (SG1) (41)
- Knowing what you can do in the heat of the moment, when there is no time to think - Jonas Quinn (SG-1) (24)
- O'Neill: “Hey, Reigar? You know that ’We come in peace‘ business?? Bite me.” (SG1, New Ground) (30)
- I am your death, that is all you need to know - Steve (SGA) (14)
- Oh, by the way Colonel, with interest you owe me $539.50. - General Hammond (SG-1, 1969) (14)
All I can do is try and change what happens from now on. I don't want you to exonerate me, I just want to be given the opportunity to prove that I can make a difference. - Jonas Quinn (SG-1) (12)
- We have got the best jobs in the world, don't we? - Cameron Mitchell (SG-1) (9)
- Jackson: I'm confident. O'Neill: Me too. Teal'c: As am I. (SG-1) (7)
- Carson Beckett: I'm a doctor, no' a bloody figh'er pilo'! (SGA) (4)
- Hello - Fran (SGA) (4)
- I don't know who built the pyramids. - Daniel Jackson (Stargate 1994) (3)
- Give my regards to King Tut, ***hole - Jack O'Neil (Stargate 1994) (2)
- This ship could be the most important discovery since the Stargate itself - Nicholas Rush (SGU) (1)
- Mitchell: My gramma used to say "If you want honey, follow the bees". Marks: Sounds like a good way to get stung to me. (SG1, AoT) (0)
- REYNOLDS to General Hammond: " Oh, excellent waking up, sir! Good job on the crystals, too." (SG1) (0)
2nd - Carter... I CAN SEE MY HOUSE!! - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
3rd - Indeed - Teal'c (SG-1) (50)
4th - I care about her, a lot more than I'm supposed to - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
5th - With all due respect, Sir... - Samantha Carter (SG-1) (50)
6th - Maybourne, you're an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you take just one day off?! - Sam (SG-1) (50)
7th - Carter, they're all yellow - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
8th - Undomesticated equines cannot remove me. - Teal'c (SG-1) (50)
9th - I've seen this movie - it hits Paris - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
10th - Godspeed - George Hammond (SG-1) (50)
11th - I have an idea - Sam (SG-1) (50)
12th - For cryin' out loud - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
13th - I'm allowing the use of this ship because of the obvious tactical advantage it provides you. Under no circumstances is it to be used to travel through time. Understood? [..] Never in my life would I have imagined giving that order. - General Hammond (SG-1, Moebius) (50)
14th - O'Neill, two L's - Jack O'Neill (SG-1) (50)
15th - "Holy Hannah!" - Sam Carter and Jacob Carter (SG-1) (50)
16th - Crap - John Sheppard (SGA) (50)
17th - Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book. - Cameron Mitchell (SG-1) - (50)
18th - I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle. - Samantha Carter (SG-1, Children of the Gods) (50)
19th - It's a blast door! - O'Neill to Reynolds (SG-1, Reckoning) (50)
20th - In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you - Teal'c (SG-1) (50)
21th - That's Lt. Col. errand boy to you - Sheppard (SGA) (50)
22nd - O'Neill: In the middle of my back swing?! (50)
23rd - O'Neill: We didn't spring a leak. Though I may have just... taken one. (50)
24th - Carter: Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean something like five million billion just passed through you. O'Neill: No matter how dense? (SG-1) (50)
25th - Carter: I should have done it. O'Neill: What? Stick your head in that thing? Are you nuts? Carter, you're one of this country's national resources, if not national treasures. It couldn't have gone down any other way - Lost City Part 1 (50)
26th - Yeehaa - General Hammond (SG-1, Into the Fire) (50)
27th - O'Neill: Something wrong? Carter: No. I've just never blown up a star before. O'Neill: Well they say the first one is always the hardest. (50)
28th - Hammond: I thought the devices were supposed to enhance them physically, not make them stupid! (50)
29th - Jackson: We were kind of hoping you could beam them out. Jacob: Beam them out? What am I, Scotty? (50)
30th - O'Neill: Carter? Carter: The technology implanted in our brains, sir. We're looking at some sort of visual communication interface. Controlled hallucination. O'Neill: So... I... What? Urgo: He gets confused. By the way, who is Mary Steenburgen? (50)
31st - Landry to Prior: I do know one thing. If we're going to hell, you're going with us. You go right ahead and burst into flames if you like. (SG1, AoT) (50)
32nd - Sam (laughs) The Asgard had this big new ship, The O'Neill ---; Jack - (Standing up, and smiling) Oh, yeah?; Sam: But --- we had to blow it up; (Jack loses his smile). (SG1 - Small Victories) (50)
33rd - Jack: We're exactly one zat gun short of having a zat gun. (SG-1) (50)
34th - Marks: We just dropped out of hyperspace. Carter: That's funny. Just when I thought we couldn't get anymore screwed!" (SG1, AoT) (50)
35th - O'Neill: I ask you. What could possibly be in my eye that would explain this? (SG-1) (50)
36th - Hammond: Can we determine what threat they pose to the base? O'Neill: Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger. (SG1) (50)
37th - Sam's Lab: Jack walks in to find Sam working alone at her bench. Jack: "Hey, how come you're not downstairs with the rest of the eggheads? Not that you're...an egghead..." Sam looks at him. Jack: "Well, you are...actually...but in a good way." Sam: I couldn't think down there...they all kept looking at me for the answer." Jack: "Well, you do have a penchant for pulling brilliant ideas out of your butt." - Sam gives him a more incredulous look. Jack: "Head...out of your head...when we need them." (SG1) (50)
38th - Teal'c to Hammond: On Chulak, when a great warrior retires from the field of battle it is customary to sing a song of lament. Fortunately we are not on Chulak. (SG1) (50)
39th - You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard. - Jack O'Neill (SG1) (50)
40th - McKAY to Beckett: You need to get out more. BECKETT: We're in another bloody universe. How much more out there can you get? (50)
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- Oh, Please! Teal'c's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. [to Teal'c] Come-come on, tell 'em how deep you are. [To O'Neill, excitedly] You'll be lucky if you understand this. - Daniel Jackson (45)
- Mitchell: All right. Weapons to maximum. Marks: Sir? Mitchell: It's a joke, Marks. Make it go. (SG1) (49)
-VALA: This won't work, you know… All I'm saying is why not take advantage of my vast experience instead of leaving it up to— (turning to men behind her) no offense, (turning back to Teal'c and Reynolds) amateurs. REYNOLDS (glaring at Vala): Excuse me. Amateurs coming through. (SG1) (41)
- Knowing what you can do in the heat of the moment, when there is no time to think - Jonas Quinn (SG-1) (24)
- O'Neill: “Hey, Reigar? You know that ’We come in peace‘ business?? Bite me.” (SG1, New Ground) (30)
- I am your death, that is all you need to know - Steve (SGA) (14)
- Oh, by the way Colonel, with interest you owe me $539.50. - General Hammond (SG-1, 1969) (14)
All I can do is try and change what happens from now on. I don't want you to exonerate me, I just want to be given the opportunity to prove that I can make a difference. - Jonas Quinn (SG-1) (12)
- We have got the best jobs in the world, don't we? - Cameron Mitchell (SG-1) (9)
- Jackson: I'm confident. O'Neill: Me too. Teal'c: As am I. (SG-1) (7)
- Carson Beckett: I'm a doctor, no' a bloody figh'er pilo'! (SGA) (4)
- Hello - Fran (SGA) (4)
- I don't know who built the pyramids. - Daniel Jackson (Stargate 1994) (3)
- Give my regards to King Tut, ***hole - Jack O'Neil (Stargate 1994) (2)
- This ship could be the most important discovery since the Stargate itself - Nicholas Rush (SGU) (1)
- Mitchell: My gramma used to say "If you want honey, follow the bees". Marks: Sounds like a good way to get stung to me. (SG1, AoT) (0)
- REYNOLDS to General Hammond: " Oh, excellent waking up, sir! Good job on the crystals, too." (SG1) (0)
My Fics - the fluffy/silly variety
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