1st place - (5.17 Fail Safe) - The asteroid is hurtling toward earth and Sam is waiting for the "right" second to activate the hyperspace window, and Jack is getting antsy about it, and says "Carter, I can see my house!" - (50)
2nd place - (6.12 Unnatural Selection) Teal'c's reaction to Jack trying to eat some of his ice cream - (50)
3rd place - (4.06 WoO) - Jack/Teal'c playing golf in the Gate Room to Hammond - "In the middle of my backswing!" - (50)
4th place - (3.21 Crystal Skull) - In the infirmary, Jack attempting to get off of the hospital bed, and falling flat on his face. Teal'c reaches down and picks Jack up and plops him back on the bed. - (50)
5th place - (2.17 Holiday) - Jack to Teal'c "You were going to shave my head!!" - (50)
6th place - (3.16 Urgo) - Debriefing when Teal'c drank coffee right from the Thermos. Jack: "Isn't that hot?" Teal'c: "Extremely!" - (50)
7th place - (1.13 Hathor) - Sam (after knocking Hammond unconscious): "Yeah, my career is over." Janet: "Don't worry about it. I can fix him up as good as new when this thing's over." Sam: "Great, so he can bring me up on charges."- (50)
8th place - (3.05 Learning Curve) - MERRIN (to O'Neill): You aren't a scientist? O'NEILL :Oh no. MERRIN: Then you are not as smart as Major Carter and Dr. Fraiser. [Carter tries to hide her smile.] - (50)
9th place - (2.09 Secrets) - Jack is introduced to Jacob for the first time and says "Good to meet you sir. I've heard nothing about you!" - (50)
(10.03 Pegasus) - Cam threatening McKay with a lemon to get him to get him to work more efficiently - (36)
(04.06 WoO) O'Neill [stuck in a timeloop] "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it."
[Teal'c looks questioningly at him]
O'Neill: "Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko! - (32)
(1.04 The Broca Divide) - Jack and Teal'c: "Lucy, I'm home!" - (29)
(10.06 200) Sam in the shower asking "Sir? Are you in here?" and invisible Jack saying "no". - (22)
(10.16 Bad Guys) - Daniel speaking to the lasses ("We're your captors...don't eye ball me!") - (18)
(10.06 200) - Teen! SG-1 as proposed by Martin Lloyd - (16)
(1.03 Emancipation) - crew's reaction to Sam's blue dress - (15)
(2.19 One False Step) - Daniel dancing around in circles trying to imitate a glider to the aliens, who are all looking at him like he's lost it. - (13)
(7:21: Lost City Pt1) JACKSON: "Oh Please! Teal'C's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Come on! Tell em how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this."
TEAL'C:"My depth is immaterial to this conversation."
JACKSON: (Excitedly) Oh!! See? - (12)
(1.06 Cold Lazarus) Teal'c's insistence on taking his staff weapon topside ("I have seen your world -- I will need it!") - (12)
(3.04 Legacy) : When Jack says, after he's already said it twice before when referring to the sick Daniel, that he apologizes in advance for anything he says or does while he slowly goes 'NUTS'. - (10)
(9.1 Avalon Part 1) - Cam to Teal'c "Bullets Bounce!" - (8)
(6.03 Descent) - Teal'c to Jonas "Are you suggesting an alien conspiracy?" - (7)
(9.16 Off the Grid) - The look on Sam's face when Cam refers to her as "Mary Poppins". - (7)
(3.21 Crystal Skull) - crew is in control room, Daniel is sitting on top of banks of computers behind Jack, when Janet says something about Daniel's grandfather being in a mental institution and somebody asks why nobody knew, and Daniel immediately looks up and says "oh by the way, he's insane", which of course nobody hears. - (5)
(8.12 Prometheus Unbound) - Daniel to Vala "You're a Fruitcake!" - (5)
(4.08 The First Ones) 'Don't say ka till you've tried it', Daniel playing the toss the symbiote head game with Chaka - (5)
2nd place - (6.12 Unnatural Selection) Teal'c's reaction to Jack trying to eat some of his ice cream - (50)
3rd place - (4.06 WoO) - Jack/Teal'c playing golf in the Gate Room to Hammond - "In the middle of my backswing!" - (50)
4th place - (3.21 Crystal Skull) - In the infirmary, Jack attempting to get off of the hospital bed, and falling flat on his face. Teal'c reaches down and picks Jack up and plops him back on the bed. - (50)
5th place - (2.17 Holiday) - Jack to Teal'c "You were going to shave my head!!" - (50)
6th place - (3.16 Urgo) - Debriefing when Teal'c drank coffee right from the Thermos. Jack: "Isn't that hot?" Teal'c: "Extremely!" - (50)
7th place - (1.13 Hathor) - Sam (after knocking Hammond unconscious): "Yeah, my career is over." Janet: "Don't worry about it. I can fix him up as good as new when this thing's over." Sam: "Great, so he can bring me up on charges."- (50)
8th place - (3.05 Learning Curve) - MERRIN (to O'Neill): You aren't a scientist? O'NEILL :Oh no. MERRIN: Then you are not as smart as Major Carter and Dr. Fraiser. [Carter tries to hide her smile.] - (50)
9th place - (2.09 Secrets) - Jack is introduced to Jacob for the first time and says "Good to meet you sir. I've heard nothing about you!" - (50)
(10.03 Pegasus) - Cam threatening McKay with a lemon to get him to get him to work more efficiently - (36)
(04.06 WoO) O'Neill [stuck in a timeloop] "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it."
[Teal'c looks questioningly at him]
O'Neill: "Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko! - (32)
(1.04 The Broca Divide) - Jack and Teal'c: "Lucy, I'm home!" - (29)
(10.06 200) Sam in the shower asking "Sir? Are you in here?" and invisible Jack saying "no". - (22)
(10.16 Bad Guys) - Daniel speaking to the lasses ("We're your captors...don't eye ball me!") - (18)
(10.06 200) - Teen! SG-1 as proposed by Martin Lloyd - (16)
(1.03 Emancipation) - crew's reaction to Sam's blue dress - (15)
(2.19 One False Step) - Daniel dancing around in circles trying to imitate a glider to the aliens, who are all looking at him like he's lost it. - (13)
(7:21: Lost City Pt1) JACKSON: "Oh Please! Teal'C's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Come on! Tell em how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this."
TEAL'C:"My depth is immaterial to this conversation."
JACKSON: (Excitedly) Oh!! See? - (12)
(1.06 Cold Lazarus) Teal'c's insistence on taking his staff weapon topside ("I have seen your world -- I will need it!") - (12)
(3.04 Legacy) : When Jack says, after he's already said it twice before when referring to the sick Daniel, that he apologizes in advance for anything he says or does while he slowly goes 'NUTS'. - (10)
(9.1 Avalon Part 1) - Cam to Teal'c "Bullets Bounce!" - (8)
(6.03 Descent) - Teal'c to Jonas "Are you suggesting an alien conspiracy?" - (7)
(9.16 Off the Grid) - The look on Sam's face when Cam refers to her as "Mary Poppins". - (7)
(3.21 Crystal Skull) - crew is in control room, Daniel is sitting on top of banks of computers behind Jack, when Janet says something about Daniel's grandfather being in a mental institution and somebody asks why nobody knew, and Daniel immediately looks up and says "oh by the way, he's insane", which of course nobody hears. - (5)
(8.12 Prometheus Unbound) - Daniel to Vala "You're a Fruitcake!" - (5)
(4.08 The First Ones) 'Don't say ka till you've tried it', Daniel playing the toss the symbiote head game with Chaka - (5)
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