Good News, Bad News: SGU Style

[Naquadah_nut]

Bad news: they impact a wall at such speed, there is no intact ass for greer to kick

[jsonitsac]

Good News: The planet builder aliens bring back Simeon for Greer to beet up.

[General Jumper One]

Bad News: they restored him to perfect condition

[jsonitsac]

Good News: In Greer's mind the bigger Simeon is the harder he falls!

[blazingfire]

Bad News: Everyone gets tired of all these mind probe simulations Destiny keeps having and Rush changes the A.I to do whatever the crew want.

[jsonitsac]

Good News: The AI starts simulating a tropical island paradise.

[General Jumper One]

Bad News: the tropical island has deadly snakes, poisonous insects and sharks in the water.

[jsonitsac]

Good News: The nasty things can't do any harm since they're just in the minds of the crew.

[traylormatt]

Bad News: Greer doesn't believe it's just in his mind and heads for the armory.

[jsonitsac]

Good News: Scott manages to talk him down.

[blazingfire]

Bad News: Greer goes deranged, and is now heading for the amoury.

[jsonitsac]

Good News: He gets lost and instead of going to the armory goes to the Apple Core instead.

[traylormatt]

Bad News: Rush Disconnects the AI for good but this leads to Destiny assuming it is under attack.

[blazingfire]

Good News: Destiny teleports the crew back to Earth to get rid of them.

[jsonitsac]

Bad News: No more SGU.