Stargate HAIKU !!!!

[IrishPisano]

Ah good ol Nick Rush
A doctor that would make proud
Machiavelli

[Hiccups]

so we have the Stargate LIMERICKS thread
Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

let's get one going for HAIKU

might present a bit of a challenge, but let's see what you got
admittedly, mine probably won't be that good

remember, a haiku has a very strict structure:
3 lines
line 1 = 5 syllables
line 2 = 7 syllables
line 3 = 5 syllables

let's see.......


Colonel Jack O'Neill
That's O'Neill spelled with three L's
Likes to eat his cake

There are also : Stargate Jokes, Stargate Poems and Songs, and Stargate Motivational Posters. Just FYI.

[Teslan]

Steak, cake, Heineken
Things that O'Neill loves to eat
Forgot blue jello.

Zelenka has brains
But it's confidence he lacks
Hic loves this Czech, mate.

Very good thread IP
Haiku is far too much fun
Stargate makes it great

[IrishPisano]

If you like it so
much then would you please try to
keep it up with more

[Hiccups]

I wish they had not
Canceled Stargate Atlantis
I am really bummed

[Teslan]

And you should be, Hic
SciFi had a good thing there
Too bad they lack sense

Time for me to sleep
Maybe I will dream haiku
See you tomorrow

[WingedPegasus]

Puddlejumpers fly,
With shields, invisibility.
Boy, do I want one!

[Hiccups]

Silly me upset
A friend, but he upset me
First. What can I do?

Radek Zelenka
Is a very brilliant Czech
Who is fun to watch!

[Teslan]

John sees John
Attacks
Evil Twin

[Hiccups]

Teslan, what I meant to say in the green was this:

You've resurrected
The abandoned haiku thread
Wow! How refreshing!

[Teslan]

Saw 'Doppleganger'
Great ep, needed haiku here
Had to find this thread

Thanks for the green!

[IrishPisano]

I cannot wait for
s. g. u season two i
miss chloe's showers

[Hiccups]

Ah, the real reason
You obsess for SGU--
Chloe in the buff!

[IrishPisano]

If only Chlo E
were in the buff on stargate
happy i would be

[Siglavy]

Wasn't Chloe shot?
No showers with open wounds.
Bearer of bad news.