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    #46
    Originally posted by Cold Fuzz View Post
    Q: What does McKay secretly bathe himself with from time to time?

    A: Mitchell in his underwear with Vala in a motel room...with twinkies--again.
    Q: What happened after Sam's birthday party?

    A: 200 kilos of white chocolate and 600 strawberries
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      #47
      Originally posted by EvilSpaceAlien View Post
      Q: What happened after Sam's birthday party?

      A: 200 kilos of white chocolate and 600 strawberries
      Good one!

      Q: What was McKay dreaming about during his last "erotic" dream?

      A: 2 glasses of whiskey, a gun, and two bullets.
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        #48
        Originally posted by Cold Fuzz View Post
        Good one!

        Q: What was McKay dreaming about during his last "erotic" dream?

        A: 2 glasses of whiskey, a gun, and two bullets.
        Q: What did McKay end up with after Keller left him.

        A: This sausage is huge!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0DecgvQcTQ
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          #49
          Originally posted by EvilSpaceAlien View Post
          Q: What did McKay end up with after Keller left him.

          A: This sausage is huge!

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0DecgvQcTQ


          OK, I can't even write anything coherent that was so funny!

          All right:

          Q: What did one of the Atlantis nurses say when they saw a cyst on McKay's butt?

          A: A blowtorch, a teddy bear, and injections of tretonin.
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            #50
            Originally posted by Cold Fuzz View Post


            OK, I can't even write anything coherent that was so funny!

            All right:

            Q: What did one of the Atlantis nurses say when they saw a cyst on McKay's butt?

            A: A blowtorch, a teddy bear, and injections of tretonin.
            Q: What does Teal'c want for christmas?

            A: 17 midgets and a dachshund.
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              #51
              Originally posted by EvilSpaceAlien View Post
              Q: What does Teal'c want for christmas?

              A: 17 midgets and a dachshund.
              Q: What did McKay's royal court consist of when he once dreamed he was a king?

              A: Protein bars, fuzzy slippers, and an angry badger.
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                #52
                Originally posted by Cold Fuzz View Post
                Q: What did McKay's royal court consist of when he once dreamed he was a king?

                A: Protein bars, fuzzy slippers, and an angry badger.
                Q: What is McKay's idea of a nice and relaxing evening at home?

                A: Pink robes, bath salts, mango body butter, and cream cheese.
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                  #53
                  Originally posted by EvilSpaceAlien View Post
                  Q: What is McKay's idea of a nice and relaxing evening at home?

                  A: Pink robes, bath salts, mango body butter, and cream cheese.
                  Q: What is McKay's secret stash of "accessories" that he indulges in when nobody is around?

                  A: A piece of steel, a can of mace, and a rubber duck.
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                    #54
                    Originally posted by Cold Fuzz View Post
                    Q: What is McKay's secret stash of "accessories" that he indulges in when nobody is around?

                    A: A piece of steel, a can of mace, and a rubber duck.
                    Q: What does McKay use to defend himself when he's geting robbed?

                    A: Two fat guys from Kentucky named Bud and Bob.
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                      #55
                      Originally posted by EvilSpaceAlien View Post
                      Q: What does McKay use to defend himself when he's geting robbed?

                      A: Two fat guys from Kentucky named Bud and Bob.
                      Q: Who are McKay's "companions" for when McKay gets personal leave time on Earth?

                      A: A bloody turnip.
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                        #56
                        Originally posted by Cold Fuzz View Post
                        Q: Who are McKay's "companions" for when McKay gets personal leave time on Earth?

                        A: A bloody turnip.
                        Q: What is it that has been shoved down McKay's throat after Bud and Bob had enough of his whining?

                        A: A very big pig.
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                          #57
                          Originally posted by EvilSpaceAlien View Post
                          Q: What is it that has been shoved down McKay's throat after Bud and Bob had enough of his whining?

                          A: A very big pig.
                          Q: What is McKay's idealized self-image? (I'm really being mean about this now. )

                          A: A pillow filled with marshmallows.
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                            #58
                            Originally posted by Cold Fuzz View Post
                            Q: What is McKay's idealized self-image? (I'm really being mean about this now. )

                            A: A pillow filled with marshmallows.
                            Q: What is McKay's idea of a romantic gift.

                            Actually I think I'm making it too easy for you.

                            A: An IV bag filled with beer.
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                              #59
                              Originally posted by EvilSpaceAlien View Post
                              Q: What is McKay's idea of a romantic gift.

                              Actually I think I'm making it too easy for you.

                              A: An IV bag filled with beer.
                              Q: What is Ronon's idea of getting "rehydrated" when McKay starts complaining about being dehydrated?

                              A: A bag full of hammers.
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                                #60
                                Originally posted by Cold Fuzz View Post
                                Q: What is Ronon's idea of getting "rehydrated" when McKay starts complaining about being dehydrated?

                                A: A bag full of hammers.
                                Q: What does everyone want to throw at McKay everytime he starts speaking.

                                Now who's making it too easy?

                                A: A chainsaw and thirteen scalpels.
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