If this is the answer, What is the question?

[Specter177]

Question: What were McKay's last words before Atlantis exploded?

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Answer: 42

[EvilSpaceAlien]

Question: The number of words McKay can say before Greer shoots him for whining.

Answer: It's just a tiny pest problem

[pookey]

Question: Weir to Shep when Shep asks cant we just shoot Mckay


Answer: if you can do it so can i

[HAL2100]

Question: Weir to Shep when Shep asks cant we just shoot Mckay


Answer: if you can do it so can i

What O'Neill said when Carter stated that she wasn't going off-world because she was in labor?

A Do It Yourself Alien Abduction Kit.

[EvilSpaceAlien]

Question: What Ba'al buys at Wal-Mart?

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Answer: 517 angry apes covered in red paint.

[HAL2100]

Question: What Ba'al buys at Wal-Mart?

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Answer: 517 angry apes covered in red paint.

Question: What happened when Rodney through a sploshing party?

Answer: Reverse the polarity of the coffee maker and insert the main crystal from the Hyperdrive.

[EvilSpaceAlien]

Question: What happened when Rodney through a sploshing party?

Answer: Reverse the polarity of the coffee maker and insert the main crystal from the Hyperdrive.

Question: What's the best way to poison Rodney?

Answer: Powerful tiny fists.

[pookey]

Question: What's the best way to poison Rodney?

Answer: Powerful tiny fists.

Question: when Carson was asked by Keller what was it like to kiss Rodney "it was like


Answer: its only a little prick

ESA control yourself LOL

[EvilSpaceAlien]

Question: when Carson was asked by Keller what was it like to kiss Rodney "it was like


Answer: its only a little prick

ESA control yourself LOL

This may strech the PG rules.

Question: What does Rodney say after Keller has said "What the hell is that!?" while looking at his naked body?

I could resist

Answer: The yellow elephant with black stripes did it.

[HAL2100]

This may strech the PG rules.

Question: What does Rodney say after Keller has said "What the hell is that!?" while looking at his naked body?

I could resist

Answer: The yellow elephant with black stripes did it.

Q: How did Teyla get pregnant?

A: Chevron 7 engaged.

[pookey]

Q: How did Teyla get pregnant?

A: Chevron 7 engaged.

Q. What does it say on one of the toilet doors in Stargate Command


A. that would never work

[Cold Fuzz]

Q. What does it say on one of the toilet doors in Stargate Command


A. that would never work

Q. What if we use a networked room full of ZPMs to get the Destiny back to Earth?

A. Riley wanting to beat Eli at Kino racing.

[HAL2100]

Q. What if we use a networked room full of ZPMs to get the Destiny back to Earth?

A. Riley wanting to beat Eli at Kino racing.

Q: When he couldn't beat the crap out of Eli, what did he resort to?

A: Girl scouts selling cookies.

[EvilSpaceAlien]

Q: Who does McKay blame his mistakes on?

A: Béarnaise sauce.

[Cold Fuzz]

Q: Who does McKay blame his mistakes on?

A: Béarnaise sauce.

Q: What does McKay secretly bathe himself with from time to time?

A: Mitchell in his underwear with Vala in a motel room...with twinkies--again.