Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

[MCH]

The wraith are a wiley old bunch
Who like to eat humans for lunch
They invade foreign lands
And they eat with their hands
Yet they still can throw out quite a punch

Posted your limerick and we had a laugh. Thank you

[Hiccups]

Posted your limerick and we had a laugh. Thank you

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[IrishPisano]

limericks limericks limericks
oh how i love stargate limericks
but i don't have the skill
nor right now the will
to write a good stargate limerick

[Hiccups]

Well here's another one for you. I had trouble finding rhymes for Atlantis, so I asked people on the Dr. Radek Zelenka/David Nykl Appreciation Thread. You should have seen what they came up with. They also have a few limericks of their own floating around over there. Anyway, here's another Zelenka one. I hope you have a good laugh.

There once was a guy in Atlantis
Who had a brain quite gigantis
With an accent so sexy
Doing math so complexy
He certainly was most studlantis

I ended up using a couple of suggestions from Rosehawk, but thanks to everyone on the Dr. Radek Zelenka/David Nykl Appreciation Thread for your imput and support.

[IrishPisano]

not bad hiccups.......

here's a challenge for you: do one that has nothing to do with sga.... lol

[IrishPisano]

okay, here's one that i can see Teal'c writing

This is a limerick about me
Indeed is my favorite word
You may not think it
But this limerick rhymes
Because I'm TEAL'C... AND IF I SAY SOMETHING RHYMES, THEN IT RHYMES, AND HAS PERFECT RHYTHM! [eyebrow]

[Hiccups]

okay, here's one that i can see Teal'c writing

This is a limerick about me
Indeed is my favorite word
You may not think it
But this limerick rhymes
Because I'm TEAL'C... AND IF I SAY SOMETHING RHYMES, THEN IT RHYMES, AND HAS PERFECT RHYTHM! [eyebrow]

here's a challenge for you: do one that has nothing to do with sga.... lol

No prob.

There was a young woman named Bess
Who wore a pink polka-dot dress
Though her husband complained
In the dress she remained
Divorce lawyers took care of the rest


There was a young piper named Fyffe
Who carried a scabbard and knife
In error one day
The knife he did play
And it most nearly cost him his life


There once was a seamstress named Sue
Whose thread all mysteriously turned blue
She began mending jeans
‘Til the holes were unseen
Now serously, what else could she do?


There was a duck hunter named Joe
Whose finger was terribly slow
His friend told him to fire
So he aimed so much higher
But still shot his buddy below


There once was a girl from Paris
She stayed in the bathroom ‘til 3
When asked, “What’d you do?
Are things alright with you?”
She simply replied, “Mais, oui oui!”


There once was a girl who craved green
She thought that it'd be pretty keen
To get to one thousand
To see what would happen
But she may have to settle for beans.


Is that what you had in mind?

[NormaN]

My Teal'c one:

Indeed!

[Hiccups]

Speaking of Teal'c :

There was once a brave young Jaffa
Who turned on his master, Shlo’va!
And he now takes a drug
Not to fight any bug
So he no longer needs a primta



And one for Daniel :

Daniel Jackson is such a great guy
Studied language and culture, but why?
We thought his life ended
But he only ascended
And returned without batting an eye.



Of course, we can't forget Sam :

There once was a great gal named Carter
Like Einstein, but oh so much smarter
Member of SG1
And she blew up a sun!
There’s no stopping that girl once you start ‘er

[Hiccups]

Ok, I'm bored and I don't want to do dishes, so that means it's limerick time.

Now the stargate’s a gigantic ring
It’s loaded with symbols and bling
Just give it a whirl
To go out of this world
And into another you’ll spring

[Hiccups]

I just had some computer problems. The tech said it must be an ID 10-T error, whatever that is... (Ha ha ha) Anyway...

My silly computer won’t work
It’s starting to drive me berserk
My cursor won’t move
And that just goes to prove
That’s it’s more than just one little quirk



My silly computer is mean
I am stuck here with just a blue screen
My IE is hung
And I wish I had flung
The whole thing out where it can’t be seen

[Hiccups]

I told you I was bored.

For the single girls:
Oh Radek Zelenka is great
I’d love to go on a date
With him by my side
Hand in hand we would stride
‘Round Atlantis until it was late


Oh Radek Zelenka’s the best
Go ahead, put him to the test
I think you will find
He’s got one brilliant mind
He is better than all of the rest

[MCH]

I told you I was bored.

For the single girls:
Oh Radek Zelenka is great
I’d love to go on a date
With him by my side
Hand in hand we would stride
‘Round Atlantis until it was late


Oh Radek Zelenka’s the best
Go ahead, put him to the test
I think you will find
He’s got one brilliant mind
He is better than all of the rest

That was fun I had a good laugh. Thanks

[IrishPisano]

okay, let's start a communal limerick... 1 post, 1 line


there once was a gate in nantucket

[MCH]

okay, let's start a communal limerick... 1 post, 1 line


there once was a gate in nantucket

That only sent teams to Planet Bucket (I couldn't fit SG1 in the rhyme)