Ainty's 'I Miss SG-1' The #1 Quote Tourney

[Missster.Freeman]

I'm going to vote for quotes: A, I and J.

[jasminaGo]

A, E and J

[Thunderstorm]

S2 quote votes

C E H

[sugarshaker]

I vote for quote E:


JACK
You know, I'm kind of partial to P3A-575
if you don't mind taking P3A-577.



KAWALSKY
No I'll take 577.


JACK
I'm not married to it.


KAWALSKY
No, no it's.


JACK
I want to be fair about it. How about
we flip for it?


HAMMOND
How about you go where I tell you.

[cess525]

A
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j

[aintright]

Episode Two


E, J


only two for me!


teehee!!


well and then this part of this quote!!

JACK
I've thought about it. You thought about
it? I think we've all thought about
it. Any more thinking to be done.

[aintright]

Round Two Is Done Fer Crying Out Loud!!!

Winner Quote

Quote B

Jack: Listen, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.
Kawalsky: We're friends.
Jack: If you don't make it... Can I have your stereo?

Quote D

So this iris is gonna hold right?

Pure titanium. Less than three micrometers from the event horizon. It won't even allow matter to fully re-integrate.

So this iris is gonna hold, right?

If it doesn't, the failsafe device will detonate, this whole mountain will vaporise and there'll be nothing to worry about.

Good, I feel much better.

Tied For Second were

Quote A

JACK:
Well there have got to be worse ways
to go, I suppose.


DANIEL:
You don't think the Goa'uld are sending
people through do you?


JACK:
It would be like bugs on a windshield.


Quote E


JACK
You know, I'm kind of partial to P3A-575
if you don't mind taking P3A-577.

KAWALSKY
No I'll take 577.

JACK
I'm not married to it.

KAWALSKY
No, no it's.

JACK
I want to be fair about it. How about
we flip for it?

HAMMOND
How about you go where I tell you.

They will split five points each ....

And coming in a close third getting two points ...

Quote J

JACK
Teal'c, I saw you stand up to a God
and refuse to kill. I saw you make that
decision.


TEAL'C
Yes.


JACK
In that moment I learned everything
I needed to know to trust you.


TEAL'C
If I had killed you then, I would not
be here now.


JACK
Neither would I.




So on to EP THREE Emancipation

QUOTE ON!!!


teehee!!

[L-JADE]

Definitely this quote :

SAM : Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this head dress.

[Kliggins]

Jack: Damn, I guess I'm going to have to cancel that Oprah interview.
Teal'c: What is an Oprah.

[I'm Just Sayin']

Definitely this quote :

SAM : Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this head dress.

Oh, definitely!

A close second would be:

TEAL'C
But what will happen to Dr. Carter tonight
if we wait.


MUGHAL
Turghan will partake in his newest purchase.



JACK
Oh, there's not a chance in hell.

[OneillTwo"LL"s]

JACK I don't know, It kind of works for me.
DANIEL It's, it's you, it's...
JACK It's you.
DANIEL Definitely you. Uh, uh the good news is, uh you were right. One of Abu's plants seems to work as an anesthetic. Were taking some home to get it analyzed.
JACK All things considered, Samantha, if we have to come back here, it might be a better idea to bring an all male team. No offense.

[LoneStar1836]

Definitely this quote :

SAM : Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this head dress.

And we have a winner!

I'm dittoing this one.

[Missster.Freeman]

Ugh. Awful episode. It's the "Code of Honor" of Stargate: SG-1.


ABU: This is a women.
JACK: Oh, yeah.
SAM: What do I, do I have something growing out of my nose, or...
DANIEL: He looks really up set. It must be some sort of cultural thing.
ABU: No! I cannot look at you.
SAM: Okay, now I'm hurt.


What is up with the transcript? According to the dialogue, the Shaved wanted SG-1 to stay for the six day weeding!

[jasminaGo]

Definitely this quote :

SAM : Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this head dress.

[cess525]

Definitely this quote :

SAM : Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this head dress.

Always good for giggles.