Ainty's 'I Miss SG-1' The #1 Quote Tourney

[Kliggins]

Teal'c drops his helmet to the floor in the empty holding room and looks at the dead Jaffa as O'Neill and Daniel help prisoners through the opening.
Jack: You going to be okay?
[Daniel pauses, nods, and leaves through the gap. O'Neill looks back to Teal'c.]
Jack: Hey, c'mon!
Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.
Jack: For this you can stay at my place! Let's go.


CARTER
Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it! It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a system on Earth.



O'NEILL Captain?
CARTER Oh, don't worry, Colonel. I won't let you down.
O'NEILL Good. I was going to say "ladies first."

[cess525]

Teal'c drops his helmet to the floor in the empty holding room and looks at the dead Jaffa as O'Neill and Daniel help prisoners through the opening.]

Jack: You going to be okay?

[Daniel pauses, nods, and leaves through the gap. O'Neill looks back to Teal'c.]

Jack: Hey, c'mon!

Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.

Jack: For this you can stay at my place! Let's go.

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CARTER
Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it! It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a system on Earth.


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O'NEILL Captain?

CARTER Oh, don't worry, Colonel. I won't let you down.

O'NEILL Good. I was going to say "ladies first."


Edit: apparently I could have saved myself some time and just said ditto to Kliggins

[Northern Girl]

*pokes*


you get to/need to pick three!!




teehee!!

Gaah!

See what happens when I try to post before 6 am and am caffein-deprived

Edited it and added now btw

[Kliggins]

Teal'c drops his helmet to the floor in the empty holding room and looks at the dead Jaffa as O'Neill and Daniel help prisoners through the opening.]

Jack: You going to be okay?

[Daniel pauses, nods, and leaves through the gap. O'Neill looks back to Teal'c.]

Jack: Hey, c'mon!

Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.

Jack: For this you can stay at my place! Let's go.

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CARTER
Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it! It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a system on Earth.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

O'NEILL Captain?

CARTER Oh, don't worry, Colonel. I won't let you down.

O'NEILL Good. I was going to say "ladies first."


Edit: apparently I could have saved myself some time and just said ditto to Kliggins

LOL! Or you could have put yours in first and I could have copied.

[Naonak]

Teal'c drops his helmet to the floor in the empty holding room and looks at the dead Jaffa as O'Neill and Daniel help prisoners through the opening.]

Jack: You going to be okay?

[Daniel pauses, nods, and leaves through the gap. O'Neill looks back to Teal'c.]

Jack: Hey, c'mon!

Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.

Jack: For this you can stay at my place! Let's go.

___________________________________________

JACK : Thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anyone who actually read it.
That's a joke, sir. Most of my work for the past ten years has been classified.

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JACK
Daniel for crying out loud, you've had
one beer. You're a cheaper date than
my wife was.

DANIEL
Yes, when am I going to meet your wife?

JACK
Oh probably never. After I came back
from Abydos the first time, she'd already
left.

DANIEL
I'm sorry.

JACK
Yeah so was I. I think in her heart
she forgave me for what happened to
our kid, she just couldn't forget.

DANIEL
And what about you?

JACK
I'm the opposite. I'll never forgive
myself. But sometimes I can forget.
Sometimes.
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(Don't actually remember that last scene, but it seems good... )

[LoneStar1836]

SAMUELS
What if the aliens get it?

JACK
Well, they could be blowing their noses
right now.

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Teal'c drops his helmet to the floor in the empty holding room and looks at the dead Jaffa as O'Neill and Daniel help prisoners through the opening.]

Jack: You going to be okay?

[Daniel pauses, nods, and leaves through the gap. O'Neill looks back to Teal'c.]

Jack: Hey, c'mon!

Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.

Jack: For this you can stay at my place! Let's go.

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Sam: Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?

[Missster.Freeman]

1. SAMUELS : What if the aliens get it?
JACK : Well, they could be blowing their noses right now.

2. SAM: Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?

3. SAM: Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it! It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a system on Earth.

[jasminaGo]

SAM:
I'm an Air Force officer just like you
are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive
organs are on the inside instead of
the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle
whatever you can handle.


Jack:
Oh, this has nothing to do with you
being a woman. I like women. I've just
got a little problem with scientists.

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Sam: You know, you really will like me when you get to know me.

Jack: Oh, I adore you already, Captain.

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JACK
Oh, here we go, another scientist. General,
please.

SAM
Theoretical astrophysicist.

JACK
Which means?

HAMMOND
It means she is smarter than you are,
Colonel. Especially in matters related
to the Stargate.

[I'm Just Sayin']

So many great quotes in this epi!


#1 JACK
Daniel for crying out loud, you've had
one beer. You're a cheaper date than
my wife was.

DANIEL
Yes, when am I going to meet your wife?

JACK
Oh probably never. After I came back
from Abydos the first time, she'd already
left.

DANIEL
I'm sorry.

JACK
Yeah so was I. I think in her heart
she forgave me for what happened to
our kid, she just couldn't forget.

DANIEL
And what about you?

JACK
I'm the opposite. I'll never forgive
myself. But sometimes I can forget.
Sometimes.



#2. SAM: Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?


#3
Teal'c drops his helmet to the floor in the empty holding room and looks at the dead Jaffa as O'Neill and Daniel help prisoners through the opening.]

Jack: You going to be okay?

[Daniel pauses, nods, and leaves through the gap. O'Neill looks back to Teal'c.]

Jack: Hey, c'mon!

Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.

Jack: For this you can stay at my place! Let's go.

[sugarshaker]

so vote for your TOP THREE of the following:


1. Teal'c drops his helmet to the floor in the empty holding room and looks at the dead Jaffa as O'Neill and Daniel help prisoners through the opening.]

Jack: You going to be okay?

[Daniel pauses, nods, and leaves through the gap. O'Neill looks back to Teal'c.]

Jack: Hey, c'mon!

Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.

Jack: For this you can stay at my place! Let's go.

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2. JACK
What the hell is that?


TEAL'C
It is an infant Goa'uld, the larval
form of the gods. I have carried one
since I was a child, as all Jaffa carry
one.


JACK
Well, get it out of there!!

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3. JACK
Daniel for crying out loud, you've had
one beer. You're a cheaper date than
my wife was.

DANIEL
Yes, when am I going to meet your wife?

JACK
Oh probably never. After I came back
from Abydos the first time, she'd already
left.

DANIEL
I'm sorry.

JACK
Yeah so was I. I think in her heart
she forgave me for what happened to
our kid, she just couldn't forget.

DANIEL
And what about you?

JACK
I'm the opposite. I'll never forgive
myself. But sometimes I can forget.
Sometimes.

[trupi]

1)SAM:
I'm an Air Force officer just like you
are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive
organs are on the inside instead of
the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle
whatever you can handle.


Jack:
Oh, this has nothing to do with you
being a woman. I like women. I've just
got a little problem with scientists.
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2)JACK
Oh, here we go, another scientist. General,
please.

SAM
Theoretical astrophysicist.

JACK
Which means?

HAMMOND
It means she is smarter than you are,
Colonel. Especially in matters related
to the Stargate.
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3)SAM Oh... I think I'm going to be sick.
JACK Maybe you shouldn't have had that big lunch.

[nell]

SAM:
I'm an Air Force officer just like you
are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive
organs are on the inside instead of
the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle
whatever you can handle.


JACK:
Oh, this has nothing to do with you
being a woman. I like women. I've just
got a little problem with scientists.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``

SAM: You know, you really will like me when you get to know me.

JACK: Oh, I adore you already, Captain.

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SAM: Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?

[Krissie678]

SAM:
I'm an Air Force officer just like you
are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive
organs are on the inside instead of
the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle
whatever you can handle.


Jack:
Oh, this has nothing to do with you
being a woman. I like women. I've just
got a little problem with scientists.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``
Sam: You know, you really will like me when you get to know me.

Jack: Oh, I adore you already, Captain.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sam: Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?

[Thunderstorm]

Teal'c drops his helmet to the floor in the empty holding room and looks at the dead Jaffa as O'Neill and Daniel help prisoners through the opening.]

Jack: You going to be okay?

[Daniel pauses, nods, and leaves through the gap. O'Neill looks back to Teal'c.]

Jack: Hey, c'mon!

Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.

Jack: For this you can stay at my place! Let's go.

============================

SAM:
I'm an Air Force officer just like you
are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive
organs are on the inside instead of
the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle
whatever you can handle.


Jack:
Oh, this has nothing to do with you
being a woman. I like women. I've just
got a little problem with scientists.

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JACK
Daniel for crying out loud, you've had
one beer. You're a cheaper date than
my wife was.

DANIEL
Yes, when am I going to meet your wife?

JACK
Oh probably never. After I came back
from Abydos the first time, she'd already
left.

DANIEL
I'm sorry.

JACK
Yeah so was I. I think in her heart
she forgave me for what happened to
our kid, she just couldn't forget.

DANIEL
And what about you?

JACK
I'm the opposite. I'll never forgive
myself. But sometimes I can forget.
Sometimes.

[aintright]

ROUND ONE TIE BREAKER!

SAMUELS
What if the aliens get it?

JACK
Well, they could be blowing their noses
right now.

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Teal'c drops his helmet to the floor in the empty holding room and looks at the dead Jaffa as O'Neill and Daniel help prisoners through the opening.]

Jack: You going to be okay?

[Daniel pauses, nods, and leaves through the gap. O'Neill looks back to Teal'c.]

Jack: Hey, c'mon!

Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.

Jack: For this you can stay at my place! Let's go.

________________________________________


CARTER
Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it! It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a system on Earth.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``


teehee!!