Ainty's 'I Miss SG-1' The #1 Quote Tourney

[OneillTwo"LL"s]

I'm voting for this one again....
JACK: I can save these people!

Teal'c points his staff weapon at O'Neill.

JACK: Help me! Help me.

TEAL'C: Many have said that!

He fires at one of his own Jaffa

TEAL'C: But you are the first I believe could do it!

That's what the series is about right there for me.

I vote for this one too. It's representative of the good old days of heroic action Jack.

I agree!! I vote for the above quote!

[nell]

Are we choosing our favorite quote(s) or voting?

[L-JADE]

Not yet people!.. hold your undomesticated equines!!

I thought we supply all the votes first... THEN we vote!... otherwise what would Ainty's job then beside grinning ?

[sugarshaker]

Are we choosing our favorite quote(s) or voting?

I have no idea. I saw that someone voted and I liked that quote. Sorry if I jumped ahead.

[aintright]

Not yet people!.. hold your undomesticated equines!!

I thought we supply all the votes first... THEN we vote!... otherwise what would Ainty's job then beside grinning ?

i can make it as confusing as possible so that no one will know how it really works and thus never notice when i make a mistake!!


teehee!!


oh and btw ... you can choose a quote that someone else has chosen if it is your fave!! there are no rules against that!!

you did fine SS!!

[Kliggins]

i can make it as confusing as possible so that no one will know how it really works and thus never notice when i make a mistake!!


teehee!!


oh and btw ... you can choose a quote that someone else has chosen if it is your fave!! there are no rules against that!!

you did fine SS!!

I shouldn't be surprised, but I am so confused!!!

[L-JADE]

I shouldn't be surprised, but I am so confused!!!

Me too

[nell]

Me too

Me, three!

[aintright]

Ahhh yessss!! MY WORK HERE IS DONE!!!





teehee!!

[Kliggins]

Ahhh yessss!! MY WORK HERE IS DONE!!!





teehee!!

[aintright]

Round One Ain't Done!!!

we had only one quote that was voted for more than once!!

JACK: I can save these people!

Teal'c points his staff weapon at O'Neill.

JACK: Help me! Help me.

TEAL'C: Many have said that!

He fires at one of his own Jaffa

TEAL'C: But you are the first I believe could do it!

That's what the series is about right there for me.

it will get an auto through and ten points!!

Then we have a HUGEEEEEE tie!!

so vote for your TOP THREE of the following:

Spoiler:

SAMUELS
What if the aliens get it?

JACK
Well, they could be blowing their noses
right now.

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Teal'c drops his helmet to the floor in the empty holding room and looks at the dead Jaffa as O'Neill and Daniel help prisoners through the opening.]

Jack: You going to be okay?

[Daniel pauses, nods, and leaves through the gap. O'Neill looks back to Teal'c.]

Jack: Hey, c'mon!

Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.

Jack: For this you can stay at my place! Let's go.

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SAM:
I'm an Air Force officer just like you
are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive
organs are on the inside instead of
the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle
whatever you can handle.


Jack:
Oh, this has nothing to do with you
being a woman. I like women. I've just
got a little problem with scientists.

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Sam: You know, you really will like me when you get to know me.

Jack: Oh, I adore you already, Captain.

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JACK
What the hell is that?


TEAL'C
It is an infant Goa'uld, the larval
form of the gods. I have carried one
since I was a child, as all Jaffa carry
one.


JACK
Well, get it out of there!!

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Daniel: "Anybody got a Kleenex?"

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JACK : Thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anyone who actually read it.
That's a joke, sir. Most of my work for the past ten years has been classified.


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SAM Oh... I think I'm going to be sick.
JACK Maybe you shouldn't have had that big lunch.

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JACK: A little piece of advice, Major? Get re-assed to NASA. That's where all the action's gonna be. Out there.


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CARTER
Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it! It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a system on Earth.

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You can actually see the fluctuations in the event horizon!

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HAMMOND
Are you sure he's dead Colonel?

JACK
Unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blowing up in his face, positive. Why?

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O'NEILL Captain?

CARTER Oh, don't worry, Colonel. I won't let you down.

O'NEILL Good. I was going to say "ladies first."

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Sam: You know, you really will like me when you get to know me.

Jack: Oh, I adore you already, Captain.

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Sam: Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?

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JACK
Oh, here we go, another scientist. General,
please.

SAM
Theoretical astrophysicist.

JACK
Which means?

HAMMOND
It means she is smarter than you are,
Colonel. Especially in matters related
to the Stargate.

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JACK
Daniel for crying out loud, you've had
one beer. You're a cheaper date than
my wife was.

DANIEL
Yes, when am I going to meet your wife?

JACK
Oh probably never. After I came back
from Abydos the first time, she'd already
left.

DANIEL
I'm sorry.

JACK
Yeah so was I. I think in her heart
she forgave me for what happened to
our kid, she just couldn't forget.

DANIEL
And what about you?

JACK
I'm the opposite. I'll never forgive
myself. But sometimes I can forget.
Sometimes.

You have 24 hours to vote!!

thanks!

teehee!!

[Northern Girl]

SAMUELS
What if the aliens get it?

JACK
Well, they could be blowing their noses
right now.

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Teal'c drops his helmet to the floor in the empty holding room and looks at the dead Jaffa as O'Neill and Daniel help prisoners through the opening.]

Jack: You going to be okay?

[Daniel pauses, nods, and leaves through the gap. O'Neill looks back to Teal'c.]

Jack: Hey, c'mon!

Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.

Jack: For this you can stay at my place! Let's go.

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Sam: Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?

Oh, I got to vote first????

[aintright]

Oh, I got to vote first????

*pokes*


you get to/need to pick three!!




teehee!!

[L-JADE]

1. Sam: You know, you really will like me when you get to know me.
Jack: Oh, I adore you already, Captain.

2. SAM Oh... I think I'm going to be sick.
JACK Maybe you shouldn't have had that big lunch.

3. SAMUELS : What if the aliens get it?
JACK : Well, they could be blowing their noses right now.

[Callista]

Vote:

JACK
What the hell is that?


TEAL'C
It is an infant Goa'uld, the larval
form of the gods. I have carried one
since I was a child, as all Jaffa carry
one.


JACK
Well, get it out of there!!
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SAMUELS
What if the aliens get it?

JACK
Well, they could be blowing their noses
right now.
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Daniel: "Anybody got a Kleenex?"