Story in a sentence.

[topaz_bean]

But then Oberoth and some replicators appear out of nowhere wearing bikinis and start to dance

Man, you guys are rubbish at following rules...this is turning out more like a game of consequences.

[Artifysial]

Man, you guys are rubbish at following rules...this is turning out more like a game of consequences.

" 'Consequences', anyone else hear that voice?" said Shepperd flicking his radio in disbelief.

[topaz_bean]

" 'Consequences', anyone else hear that voice?" said Shepperd flicking his radio in disbelief.

'It's times like this', he thought to himself, 'that I wonder if someone up there, or maybe a bunch of people, are just playing games with us.'

[Artifysial]

"No," replied MacKay with a raised eyebrow, "It's just you, on the wraith juice again are we ?"

[topaz_bean]

'When did you get here?' Sheppard replied, his face struck with consternation, 'I thought you had turned into a Kull warrior and were off shooting up Teyla and Ronon. Hang on...are you a hallucination?'

[Artifysial]

"I had to wear this illusion to escape the wraith just behind me," said MacKay peeling a Kull Warrior identity to reveal his dishevelled self.

[topaz_bean]

Sheppard stood in relief to greet him, but found his legs wouldn't hold his weight. 'Oh, great', he choked out, before sliding into unconsciousness, 'one of the whumpers must have got on to the thread...'

[akren]

Just then Doctor Keller, rounded the corner, carrying a med kit & Ancient palm scanner under one, tending to Sheppard; smiling at Rodney as she did so.

[Artifysial]

Just then Doctor Keller, rounded the corner, carrying a med kit & Ancient palm scanner under one, tending to Sheppard; smiling at Rodney as she did so.

"Sheppard, why is she smiling at me... she never smiles at me, what's going on?" MacKay nervously raked fingers through his hair.

[akren]

"Nice suit McKay" Keller joked at Rodney as she scanning Sheppard with the Ancient medico, before making an offical annoucement: "According to the Ancient medical device, Sheppard has been whumped hard - causing of whumping: EXTREME HOTNESS".

[topaz_bean]

Without warning, Michael crashed in through the roof of the puddle jumper. 'All this talk of hotness has filled me with rage, because I am all green with holes in my face, but all the other wraith say I have stupid hair and am wimpy like a human. For this you shall die!'

[akren]

Without warning, Michael crashed in through the roof of the puddle jumper. 'All this talk of hotness has filled me with rage, because I am all green with holes in my face, but all the other wraith say I have stupid hair and am wimpy like a human. For this you shall die!'

^ LMFAO!! You gets green for that one! I hope some gets each sentance down & puts it all together & posts it in the fan stories section so we can all read it, I bet it would be funny!

Continuing on... :

Playing the hero (for once!), McKay puts himself between Keller & Michael & cries: "No, evil wussy Human/Wraith hybrid type creature, it is you whom shall die!" as he fires the wrist-mounted plasma repeater in Michael's direction. . .

[PG15]

(Let me try this...)

"Fools!" Shouted Michael derangedly as Mckay's weapons fire bounce off of his personal shield. "My hybrid army is close behind; you shall be destroyed unless you hand over Ronon's gun! Right now!"

[Col.Foley]

'NEVER!' cried Ronon, "I would rather eat turnips!"

[akren]

"I don't know what a turnip is" cried Michael, "But eat them you shall by the time this day is done!!" as his hybrid army rushed all around, surrounding our interpid heroes on all sides. . .