Stargate SG-1 Survivor - Season 1

[warmbeachbrat]

Brown? Foo! I wanted to be purple....

[Celsius]

Brown? Foo! I wanted to be purple....

I just knew there would be disputes over the colours!

[Celsius]

Challenge 1 - The Results

Nine players submitted their titles:

Children of the Gods Part 1 - "We shall Fight Them In The Deserts..."
Children of the Gods Part 2 - "We shall Fight Them In The Forests..."
The Enemy Within - All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Emancipation - Women Are Just As Good As Men
The Broca Divide - Suspension Of Disbelief
The First Commandment - Main Cast Back-Story, Part 1
Cold Lazarus - Main Cast Back-Story, Part 2
The Nox - Shrubs Make Great Accessories
Brief Candle - Say No To Drugs
Thor's Hammer - It's the voice of Mufasa!!!
The Torment of Tantalus - Contains Mild Nudity
Bloodlines - Main Cast Back-Story, Part 3
Fire and Water - Water Beats Fire
Hathor - "ZOMG wz tht rape?!1!11!!"
Singularity - This Title Has No Relevance To The Episode
Cor-ai - "My father's murderer was from another planet ... Now i'm taking him to COURT!"
Enigma - ... It's A Noun
Solitudes - Solitude. But PLURAL!
Tin Man - What IS Sentience?
There But For the Grace of God - Foreshadowing
Politics - Obligatory Clipshow
Within the Serpent's Grasp - Big Budget Finale

Children of the Gods - Spatny Had - Attack of the Evil Snakes
The Enemy Within - Ond Slange - Return of the Evil Snake
Emancipation - Slecht Slang - Turgan is an Evil Snake
The Broca Divide - Oel Madu - We All Turn Into Evil Snakes
The First Commandment - Paha Kaarme - Psychotic Evil Snake
Cold Lazarus - Mauvais Serpent - The Evil Snakes broke us
The Nox - Bose die Schlange - See the Peaceniks handle Evil Snakes
Brief Candle - Rossz K?*gyo - Old Playground of an Evil Snake
Thor's Hammer - Vondur Snakur - See the Evil Snake get hammered
The Torment of Tantalus - Jahat Ular - Before the age of Evil Snakes
Bloodlines - Cattivo Serpente - See how the Evil Snakes grow
Fire and Water - Launs Cuska - Caught between Nem and the Evil Snakes
Hathor - Piktas Gyvate - Queen of the Evil Snakes
Singularity - Syndig Orm - Dr Mengele of the Evil Snakes
Cor-ai - Zly Waz - Trial of the Evil Snakes helper
Enigma - Mau Cobra - We're too above dealing with Evil Snakes
Solitudes - Zly Had - The one with the frozen Evil Snakes
Tin Man - Rau Sarpe - The tin Evil Snake runs amok
There But For the Grace of God - Hudoben Kaca - The Evil Snakes are coming
Politics - Malo Serpiente - Politicians are Evil Snakes
Within the Serpent's Grasp - Cok Kotü Yilan - Again with the Attack of the Evil Snakes!!

Children of the Gods (Parts 1 and 2) - Apophis, Space Pimp
The Enemy Within - Goa'uldenEye
Emancipation - In Which Carter Shows that Women are Strong
The Broca Divide - Colonel Caveman
The First Commandment - In Which Carter Shows that Women are Emotional
Cold Lazarus - Shemp O'Neill
The Nox - Spacehippies
Brief Candle - When I'm 64
Thor's Hammer - Teal'c vs. The Voice of James Earl Jones
The Torment of Tantalus - The Importance of Being Ernest
Bloodlines - Weird Father/Son Metaphors Involving Symbiotes
Fire and Water - What Fate Omaroca?!?!
Hathor - Sex, Drugs and Goa'uld
Singularity - How To Stop An Exploding Little Girl
Cor-ai - Twelve Angry Medieval Villagers
Enigma - Look, Humans That Aren't Primitive Villagers
Solitudes - Busy Signal
Tin Man - RoboSG-1
There But for the Grace of God - Danny Through the Looking Glass
Politics - Budget-Saving Clip Show Extravaganza!
Within the Serpent's Grasp - Invasion of the Body Snatching Snakes on a Spaceship

COTG - And So It Begins...on TV Anyway
The Enemy Within -
Emancipation - So...When Do We Get the Right to Vote?
The Broca Divide - Captain CAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!
The First Commandment - Who Knew Teal'c was an Art Critic
Cold Lazarus - My Two Jacks
The Nox - Argh! Hippies!
Brief Candle -
Thor's Hammer -
The Torment of Tantalus - Carson Beckett, I Presume? (the guy that plays Carson on SGA was in this ep)
Bloodlines -
Fire and Water -
Hathor - Purple Haze
Singularity -
Cor-ai - The Peoples' Court
Enigma - Does This Shiny Silver Suit Make Me Look Fat?
Solitudes - Got Hats? (Inspired by Major Clanger
Tin Man -
TBFTGOG - All Your Base Are Belong to Us
Politics - Your Tax Dollars at Work
Within the Serpent's Grasp - We Survived Season One! Nine More to Go.

1)"Children Of The Gods, Part 1" is now "Unexpected Activation";
2)"Children Of The Gods, Part 2" is now "The Rescue";
3)"The Enemy Within" is now "Infiltration";
4)"Emancipation" is now "Unmemorable";
5)"The Broca Divide" is now "Night and Day";
6)"The First Commandment" is now "Playing God";
7)"Cold Lazarus" is now "Healing Wounds";
8)"The Nox" is now "To Do No Harm";
9)"Brief Candle" is now "From Within";
10)"Thor's Hammer" is now "Trapped With Evil";
11)"The Torment Of Tantalus" is now "Forgotten Traveler";
12)"Bloodlines" is now "To Save A Son";
13)"Fire And Water" is now "Searching For Answers";
14)"Hathor" is now "Seductress";
15)"Singularity" is now "Sole Survivor";
16)"Cor-ai" is now "Sins Of The Past";
17)"Enigma" is now "Bridging The Gap";
18)"Solitudes" is now "Together, Yet Alone";
19)"Tin Man" is now "Harlan";
20)"There But For The Grace Of God" is now "Mirror, Mirror";
21)"Politics" is now "Pulling The Plug";
22)"Within The Serpent's Grasp" is now "Last Hope".

Children of the Gods - How to make friends and influence people.
The Enemy Within - Stowaway.
Emancipation - Rebel with a cause.
The Broca Divide - Locker-room lust.
The First Commandment - The Boyfriend from hell.
Cold Lazarus - Resurrection.
The Nox - It was a bad-hair day.
Brief Candle - Club 18-30 Stargate style.
Thor's Hammer - Labyrinth.
The Torment of Tantalus - The Naked Truth.
Bloodlines - A Junior for Junior.
Fire and Water - Daniel's Dead?
Hathor - Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll.
Singularity - Cassie's Da Bomb.
Cor-ai - Saving Teal'c.
Enigma - Conundrum.
Solitudes - Ice with a twist?
Tin Man - If I only had a heart.
There But For the Grace of God - The Goa'uld are coming!
Politics - Close the Iris....for good?
Within the Serpent's Grasp - SG1 Ninjas.

1. Children of the Gods, part 1 - In the Beginning
2. Children of the Gods, part 2 - Exodus
3. The Enemy Within - Parasite
4. Emancipation - Culture Clash
5. The Broca Divide - Sunlight and Shadow
6. The First Commandment - Delusions of Grandeur
7. Cold Lazarus - Crystal Reflection
8. The Nox - Priggy Twiggy
9. Brief Candle - Progeria
10. Thor's Hammer - Deception
11. The Torment of Tantalus - Reunion
12. Bloodlines - Intervention
13. Fire and Water - Travelers in Sorrow
14. Hathor - The Red Menace
15. Singularity - Orphan of Chaos
16. Cor-ai - Nuremberg
17. Enigma - Castaways
18. Solitudes - Oubliette on Ice
19. Tin Man - Shadow of a Man
20. There But for the Grace of God - Quantum Leap
21. Politics - Budget Cuts
22. Within the Serpent's Grasp - When Nightmares Become Real

Children of the Gods pt 1&2 - The First Step pt1&2
The Enemy Within - The Eyes of a Stranger
Emancipation - A Right Not a Privilege
The Broca Divide - Basic Instinct
The First Commandment - With God as My Witness
Cold Lazarus - Doppelganger
The Nox - Child's Play
Brief Candle - A Lifetime Within a 100 Days
Thor's Hammer - The Maze of the Damned
The Torment of Tantalus - Ernest Beginnings
Bloodlines - Kindred
Fire and Water - An Ocean of Illusions
Hathor - Sex, Drugs and...P-90's?
Singularity - Child of Destruction
Enigma - City of Angels
Solitudes - Pretenses
Tin Man - Hard Wired
There but for the Grace of God - Reality of Consequence
Politics - Pandora's Box
Within the Serpent's Grasp - There's No Place Like Home

Children of the Gods = The One where they met Teal’c
The Enemy Within = The One where Kawalsky died
Emancipation = The One where Carter wore a dress
The Broca Divide = The One where they’re going cavemen
The First Commandment = The One where they met Carter crazy-ex
Cold Lazarus = The One where they met Crystal-Charlie
The Nox = The one where they met Bad-Hair-Day people
Brief Candle = The One where Jack got lucky then unlucky
Thor’s Hammer = The One where they met Ugly-Naked-Monster
The Torment of Tantalus = The One where they met Ugly-Naked-Guy
Bloodlines = The One where Teal’c got Junior
Fire and Water = The One where Daniel met Fish-Guy
Hathor = The One where SGC met Hot Chick
Singularity = The One where they met Cassie
Cor-Ai = The One where they went to Court
Enigma = The One where Carter loss her Cat
Solitudes = The One where Jack & Carter got cold
Tin Man = The One where they met Cool Robots
TBFTGOG = The One where Daniel got lost
Politics = The One where they met Kinsey
Within The Serpent’s Grasp = The One where Apophis went to Earth

Every title was given a mark out of five. Here are the scores:

Nikki - 61
the fifth man - 53
Naonak - 52
Anubis69 - 47
RealmOfX - 45
L-JADE - 38
warmbeachbrat - 38
dipsofjazz - 32
LoneStar1836 - 25.5
Kliggins - 0
Missster.Freeman - 0
naamiaset - 0

Therefore Nikki has won the first challenge!

Now, the fifth man, Naonak, Anubis69, RealmOfX, L-JADE, warmbeachbrat, dipsofjazz & LoneStar1836 must vote for one of:

There But For the Grace of God - Kliggins
The Nox - Missster.Freeman
Children of the Gods, part 1 - naamiaset

...to leave the game! Please PM your votes to me. Everyone has just over 24 hours to vote.

[warmbeachbrat]

Oh man! So many of those alternate titles are GREAT! Hmm, I'm curious--do you mind sharing which titles were your favorites for each ep?

[Nikki]

Yaay! Thank you Celsius! I love so many of those titles, they're brilliant - well done everyone!

[the fifth man]

Yaay! Thank you Celsius! I love so many of those titles, they're brilliant - well done everyone!

Congratulations on winning the first challenge.

[Celsius]

The votes are all in!

Children of the Gods, part 1 - naamiaset - 6
The Nox - Missster.Freeman - 2
There But For the Grace of God - Kliggins - 0

Nikki must now decide to eliminate either naamiaset or Missster.Freeman from the game! Then Round 2 will begin...

[Celsius]

Oh man! So many of those alternate titles are GREAT! Hmm, I'm curious--do you mind sharing which titles were your favorites for each ep?

Hmm well I really liked When I'm 64 and The Importance of Being Ernest by Naonak for Brief Candle and The Torment of Tantalus respectively, and Hard Wired for Tin Man by Nikki. Lots of others like Anubis69's Cor-ai title made me giggle

[LoneStar1836]

Good job, Nikki. I was gonna try to go the serious route but I was totally drawing a blank so I just went for the stupid and ridiculous ...and still couldn't come up with something for all of them. Well I could have but I the ones I were coming up with were getting stupider by the minute so I just didn't include them.

lol Anubis! I first put All Your Base Are Belong To Us with Enemy Within but then changed it.


Nice job by all.

[Nikki]

Thanks everyone.

And this is the part I don't like...the voting somebody off part...I'm feeling a little less bad though because these people didn't submit an entry. I think I'll just stick with the majority and say goodbye to Children of the Gods, part 1 - naamiaset. Apologies, naamiaset.

I'm excited to find out what our second challenge is going to be.

[the fifth man]

I guess now we're on to Challenge #2.

[Celsius]

Thank you Nikki...and so we say goodbye to naamiaset and Children of the Gods, part 1!

Children of the Gods, part 1 - naamiaset - Eliminated Round 1
Cold Lazarus - L-JADE
The Nox - Missster.Freeman
Thor's Hammer - Naonak
The Torment of Tantalus - the fifth man
Fire and Water - RealmOfX
Singularity - dipsofjazz
Cor-ai - warmbeachbrat
Enigma - Anubis69
Solitudes - Nikki
Tin Man - LoneStar1836
There But For the Grace of God - Kliggins


Challenge 2

This challenge may be seen as easier than the first: choose a short extract from your chosen episode that really epitomizes what is so great about the episode, one that conveys its meaning most successfully in your eyes. No more than three lines can be used, though the more succinct the better! You can post your chosen extracts in the thread, and everyone has 24 hours to get them posted! Good luck

[the fifth man]

Time to bust out the Season 1 DVD.

[Celsius]

Either that or http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s1/index.shtml for those without the DVDs.

[warmbeachbrat]

Hmm well I really liked When I'm 64 and The Importance of Being Ernest by Naonak for Brief Candle and The Torment of Tantalus respectively, and Hard Wired for Tin Man by Nikki. Lots of others like Anubis69's Cor-ai title made me giggle

*sigh* I'm so pathetic--I spent over an hour picking my favorites for each episode. "Shrubs Make Great Accessories", "The Importance of Being Ernest", "The One Where Carter Lost Her Cat", "Does this Shiny Silver Suit Make Me Look Fat?", "Politicians Are Evil Snakes", are among my favorites.