Write a Stargate Story, one sentence at a time.

[Trillian52]

But looking around Jack realised everyone seemed to have gone and he was alone, "hello," he shouted, "anyone awake here?"

[Replicator Fifth]

"Not again" an unknown voice said from behind Jack.

[puddlejumperOZ]

"oh right, Bauchy...you still here?" Jack replied as he spun around to see his old pal.

[benoz777]

"No Genaral O'Neill, I'm merely a figment of your imagination." he stamped on Jack's foot. "What do you think eh?"

[RogueRanger]

Jack turned around and threw his shoe at Baal and poked out his tongue, "So what do you think of that then, nyuck, nyuck!"

[Replicator Fifth]

"I have taken the initiative to return Dr. Altman to earth, but somehow found myself here, again" Ba'al observed pensively.

[jackclone1]

"Ah right...well here's a hundred bucks for ya trouble, the commissary stocks some great stuff. Ya might wanta check out our DVD rentals." Jack grinned and then winked slyly and handed over a greenback.

[Trillian52]

"Excellent," purred Baal, "and perhaps we could have a couple of beers too? You know chew the fat, laugh about old times?"

[marilynrose]

At that very moment Jack was about to answer his old nemisis, a boom shook the ship and the tannoy broke the moment loudly. "Hands to stations, this is not a drill, hands to stations we are under attack.."

[Replicator Fifth]

Ba'al smirked, "Ah, that must be the Mercenary Nathan out to collect my bounty. I wonder how he found me." Jack turned to glare at the System Lord, desiring to rip that smirk of and shove it.

[puddlejumperOZ]

Jack sprinted from Ba'al as best his knees would stand and called the bridge over his coms. "Sam, Mitchell anyone, fire at will blow that ************ from space!!!"