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8400 groans at that funny, but sad joke.

So here's my own contribution!

Spoiler:

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

[toomuchcaf]

Chevron 8401 says that you're very welcome. The simple jokes are the best

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8402 posts another few jokes

Spoiler:

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.

If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

[Shanthaia]

chevron 8403 is proud she gets the english jokes (all of them), then presses 3, 4, 5 and 6 repeatedly

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8404 presses 8

Spoiler:

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

[toomuchcaf]

Chevron 8405 thinks it would be a toss up between pressing no. 7, or waiting for the little voice to tell me which one to press - it'd probably say to press 7 as well.

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8406 loves these jokes

Spoiler:

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try to call again in a few minutes.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.

[Shanthaia]

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[toomuchcaf]

Chevron 8408, not to be outdone by MT, has this contribution.

Spoiler:

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


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" You got Male! "

[Shanthaia]

chevron 8409 - time to get going

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8410 rotfl

[Shanthaia]

chevron 8410 waves - need to be off - thanks for cheering me up

[toomuchcaf]

Chevron 8412 waves bye to Shan, hopes to see you later.

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8414 waves to Shan
Hope you have a good day!

[toomuchcaf]

Chevron 8414 has to go too. Will be back much later. Waves good bye, and exits the Thread - ps. MT that movie is Its a mad mad mad mad world.