SGA facts... Chuck Norris Style

[IrishPisano]

In honor of my recent contribution to the Chuck Norris facts on IMDb:

Ronon knows how to quit you.

[IrishPisano]

Not even Ronon would mess with Kimbo Slice.

[Dutch_Razor]

When Atlantis fires up it's stardrive, it doesn't lift off, it pushes the planet down

[Pheonix Commander]

i know it's a straight rip off but Ronon is so massively tough they've started to bottle his urine and sell it as an energy drink - they call it Red Bull lol

[Thor's Pal]

Chuck is so awesome, he can put his hands on two depleted ZPMs in the powerslots on Altantis and not only recharge the ZPMs, but can provide all the power Alantis could ever need

[IrishPisano]

Chuck is so awesome, he can put his hands on two depleted ZPMs in the powerslots on Altantis and not only recharge the ZPMs, but can provide all the power Alantis could ever need

Chuck Norris may be able to power Atlantis with his hands... but Ronon has a really cool gun...

lol

[haloplayer]

ok, i'll try this again and i'll try to keep it PG

so you all know the chuck norris facts...
i made a thread for SG-1 facts
let's see what facts there are about SG Atlantis


Sheppard does not use hair gel. He shows his hair a picture of Ronon's gun, and it stands on end out of fear... 1 photo is good for 3 days.

Ronon may have 23 knives in his hair... but Chuck Norris had a fist in his beard!

Are you comparing Chuck Norris with SGA? That is a sin.

By the way i have always wondered is when humans at Atlantis have a problem with there enemy why dont they get Chuck Norris to help them? Im sure Chuck Norris exists in the Stargate Universe. Why dont they ever ask him for his help? Chuck would not need guns to kill Wraith, he would rip them up with his bare hands, also he can not get fed upon since he is Chuck Norris.

[naamiaiset]

chuck norris doesn't strive to ascend, the ascended strive to be chuck norris.

chuck norris was once the smartest man alive, then rodney mckay was born.

[Theimmortaljedi]

fact: like walker stargate is thought to be a work of fiction. It is however a reality show about real things in real time.

darthvader wanted to watch stargate sg1. palpatine wanted to watch stargate atlantis. They began to argue. Thus STAR WARS was created.

[IrishPisano]

Sarah Silverman may be shtooping Matt Damon, but Carter can have Zelenka any time she wants.

[IrishPisano]

Ronon tried to sell himself on ebay but the auction was shut down. Apparently the Ebay servers cannot handle 560,083,726 consecutive bids and crashed.

Ronon and Teal'C were planning to remake the film, Blades of Glory and actually include knives... but production was shut down when not a single person was willing to walk onto set while Ronon and Teal'C were holding knives.

Carter can solve a Rubik's Cube. Ronon can make McKay solve one for him.

[naamiaiset]

the shockwave generated from a chuck norris roundhouse kick is more lethal than an atlantis nuke.

[IrishPisano]

the shockwave generated from a chuck norris roundhouse kick is more lethal than an atlantis nuke.

can't argue with that...

The Enterprise may have boldly gone where no man had gone before... but Ronon Dex goes where he dang well pleases...

[naamiaiset]

the atlantis shield isn't to keep people in, it's to keep chuck norris out.

[IrishPisano]

Ronon wanted to join the crew of the Northwestern on Deadliest Catch... but Captain Sig Hansen refused, saying that he didn't want to prove the title of the show was true...