What's in Steve's Way-Cool Coat Pockets?

[Ancient 1]

1. Package of Crest White Strips
2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
9. Lemon juice
10. Nail file
11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
12. SGA Trading Cards.
13. His personal prototype for the Steve Pez-dispenzer.
14. Post-it memo's with notes for his cookbook "100 way's to serve Genii"
15. Photo's from the last Wraith all-you-can-eat BBQ
16. Crash course in overacting.
17. Book: 60 Ways to kill your agent.
18. Teaspoon of digging tunnels.
19. A few Genii cakes
20. a small supply of crickets.
21. A pack of wet towels (his mommy always told him to wash his hands before eating)
22. Cookbook entitled "how to serve man"
23. His obituary (wraith style)
24. Hand sanitizer...don't want dirty humans on your hands!
25. An award for the "most humans eaten in 5 min contest"
26. A complete line of his own hair-care products.

[MartoufMarty]

27. Skin moisturizor
28. Listerine Pocket Packs
29. Collection of such zombie movies as Resident Evil, Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, bootleg copy of The Shaun of the Dead, bootleg copy of Resident Evil Apocolpyse, Army of Darkness, The Dawn of the Dead, and House of the Dead
30. Self help book entitled: 'Wrath of the Wraith - I Am a Wraith. Appect it, or Die... and Have The Life Sucked Out Of You'

He's got some pretty big pockets methinks.

[Ancient 1]

1. Package of Crest White Strips
2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
9. Lemon juice
10. Nail file
11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
12. SGA Trading Cards.
13. His personal prototype for the Steve Pez-dispenzer.
14. Post-it memo's with notes for his cookbook "100 way's to serve Genii"
15. Photo's from the last Wraith all-you-can-eat BBQ
16. Crash course in overacting.
17. Book: 60 Ways to kill your agent.
18. Teaspoon of digging tunnels.
19. A few Genii cakes
20. a small supply of crickets.
21. A pack of wet towels (his mommy always told him to wash his hands before eating)
22. Cookbook entitled "how to serve man"
23. His obituary (wraith style)
24. Hand sanitizer...don't want dirty humans on your hands!
25. An award for the "most humans eaten in 5 min contest"
26. A complete line of his own hair-care products.
27. Skin moisturizor
28. Listerine Pocket Packs
29. Collection of such zombie movies as Resident Evil, Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, bootleg copy of The Shaun of the Dead, bootleg copy of Resident Evil Apocolpyse, Army of Darkness, The Dawn of the Dead, and House of the Dead
30. Self help book entitled: 'Wrath of the Wraith - I Am a Wraith. Appect it, or Die... and Have The Life Sucked Out Of You'

When will you kids learn...?
*picking up the clutter...again*

[FoolishPleasure]

Thank you Ancient 1. . .this place would be a total mess without you!

[MartoufMarty]

When will you kids learn...?
*picking up the clutter...again*

That's why you're here! To clean up our messes!

You do the whole list thing better than I ever could.

[S0f4]

[QUOTE=Ancient 1]1. Package of Crest White Strips
2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
9. Lemon juice
10. Nail file
11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
12. SGA Trading Cards.
13. His personal prototype for the Steve Pez-dispenzer.
14. Post-it memo's with notes for his cookbook "100 way's to serve Genii"
15. Photo's from the last Wraith all-you-can-eat BBQ
16. Crash course in overacting.
17. Book: 60 Ways to kill your agent.
18. Teaspoon of digging tunnels.
19. A few Genii cakes
20. a small supply of crickets.
21. A pack of wet towels (his mommy always told him to wash his hands before eating)
22. Cookbook entitled "how to serve man"
23. His obituary (wraith style)
24. Hand sanitizer...don't want dirty humans on your hands!
25. An award for the "most humans eaten in 5 min contest"
26. A complete line of his own hair-care products.
27. Skin moisturizor
28. Listerine Pocket Packs
29. Collection of such zombie movies as Resident Evil, Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, bootleg copy of The Shaun of the Dead, bootleg copy of Resident Evil Apocolpyse, Army of Darkness, The Dawn of the Dead, and House of the Dead
30. Self help book entitled: 'Wrath of the Wraith - I Am a Wraith. Appect it, or Die... and Have The Life Sucked Out Of You'

31. His halloween mask of an ancient

Hey im not making a mess! I should get a medal

[lionel_pendergast_rocks]

31. Book of handy human phrases for when youre in trouble
32. Wraith Pepto Bismol when humans for dinner gives you diareha or heartburn

[lionel_pendergast_rocks]

oops, sorry. thats 32 and 33.

[MartoufMarty]

Hey! You didn't make the list properly!

Ancient 1 is gonna get mad at you

[FoolishPleasure]

Let me clean this up so Lionel doesn't get detention from Ancient 1.

1. Package of Crest White Strips
2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
9. Lemon juice
10. Nail file
11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
12. SGA Trading Cards.
13. His personal prototype for the Steve Pez-dispenzer.
14. Post-it memo's with notes for his cookbook "100 way's to serve Genii"
15. Photo's from the last Wraith all-you-can-eat BBQ
16. Crash course in overacting.
17. Book: 60 Ways to kill your agent.
18. Teaspoon of digging tunnels.
19. A few Genii cakes
20. a small supply of crickets.
21. A pack of wet towels (his mommy always told him to wash his hands before eating)
22. Cookbook entitled "how to serve man"
23. His obituary (wraith style)
24. Hand sanitizer...don't want dirty humans on your hands!
25. An award for the "most humans eaten in 5 min contest"
26. A complete line of his own hair-care products.
27. Skin moisturizor
28. Listerine Pocket Packs
29. Collection of such zombie movies as Resident Evil, Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, bootleg copy of The Shaun of the Dead, bootleg copy of Resident Evil Apocolpyse, Army of Darkness, The Dawn of the Dead, and House of the Dead
30. Self help book entitled: 'Wrath of the Wraith - I Am a Wraith. Appect it, or Die... and Have The Life Sucked Out Of You'
31. His halloween mask of an ancient.
32. Book of handy human phrases for when youre in trouble
33. Wraith Pepto Bismol when humans for dinner gives you diareha or heartburn

34. Cool shades to wear with that cool coat.

[Ancient 1]

1. Package of Crest White Strips
2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
9. Lemon juice
10. Nail file
11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
12. SGA Trading Cards.
13. His personal prototype for the Steve Pez-dispenzer.
14. Post-it memo's with notes for his cookbook "100 way's to serve Genii"
15. Photo's from the last Wraith all-you-can-eat BBQ
16. Crash course in overacting.
17. Book: 60 Ways to kill your agent.
18. Teaspoon of digging tunnels.
19. A few Genii cakes
20. a small supply of crickets.
21. A pack of wet towels (his mommy always told him to wash his hands before eating)
22. Cookbook entitled "how to serve man"
23. His obituary (wraith style)
24. Hand sanitizer...don't want dirty humans on your hands!
25. An award for the "most humans eaten in 5 min contest"
26. A complete line of his own hair-care products.
27. Skin moisturizor
28. Listerine Pocket Packs
29. Collection of such zombie movies as Resident Evil, Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, bootleg copy of The Shaun of the Dead, bootleg copy of Resident Evil Apocolpyse, Army of Darkness, The Dawn of the Dead, and House of the Dead
30. Self help book entitled: 'Wrath of the Wraith - I Am a Wraith. Appect it, or Die... and Have The Life Sucked Out Of You'
31. His halloween mask of an ancient.
32. Book of handy human phrases for when youre in trouble
33. Wraith Pepto Bismol when humans for dinner gives you diareha or heartburn
34. Cool shades to wear with that cool coat.
35. Finished copy of "Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Pegasus galaxy"

And thanks for straightening things up in here. Now everything is 'right' according to my sense of order in the universe.

[Mio]

1. Package of Crest White Strips
2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
9. Lemon juice
10. Nail file
11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
12. SGA Trading Cards.
13. His personal prototype for the Steve Pez-dispenzer.
14. Post-it memo's with notes for his cookbook "100 way's to serve Genii"
15. Photo's from the last Wraith all-you-can-eat BBQ
16. Crash course in overacting.
17. Book: 60 Ways to kill your agent.
18. Teaspoon of digging tunnels.
19. A few Genii cakes
20. a small supply of crickets.
21. A pack of wet towels (his mommy always told him to wash his hands before eating)
22. Cookbook entitled "how to serve man"
23. His obituary (wraith style)
24. Hand sanitizer...don't want dirty humans on your hands!
25. An award for the "most humans eaten in 5 min contest"
26. A complete line of his own hair-care products.
27. Skin moisturizor
28. Listerine Pocket Packs
29. Collection of such zombie movies as Resident Evil, Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, bootleg copy of The Shaun of the Dead, bootleg copy of Resident Evil Apocolpyse, Army of Darkness, The Dawn of the Dead, and House of the Dead
30. Self help book entitled: 'Wrath of the Wraith - I Am a Wraith. Appect it, or Die... and Have The Life Sucked Out Of You'
31. His halloween mask of an ancient.
32. Book of handy human phrases for when youre in trouble
33. Wraith Pepto Bismol when humans for dinner gives you diareha or heartburn
34. Cool shades to wear with that cool coat.
35. Finished copy of "Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Pegasus galaxy"
36. A name tag, hidden so as not to tip off the inferior humans of his real name.

[Ancient 1]

1. Package of Crest White Strips
2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
9. Lemon juice
10. Nail file
11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
12. SGA Trading Cards.
13. His personal prototype for the Steve Pez-dispenzer.
14. Post-it memo's with notes for his cookbook "100 way's to serve Genii"
15. Photo's from the last Wraith all-you-can-eat BBQ
16. Crash course in overacting.
17. Book: 60 Ways to kill your agent.
18. Teaspoon of digging tunnels.
19. A few Genii cakes
20. a small supply of crickets.
21. A pack of wet towels (his mommy always told him to wash his hands before eating)
22. Cookbook entitled "how to serve man"
23. His obituary (wraith style)
24. Hand sanitizer...don't want dirty humans on your hands!
25. An award for the "most humans eaten in 5 min contest"
26. A complete line of his own hair-care products.
27. Skin moisturizor
28. Listerine Pocket Packs
29. Collection of such zombie movies as Resident Evil, Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, bootleg copy of The Shaun of the Dead, bootleg copy of Resident Evil Apocolpyse, Army of Darkness, The Dawn of the Dead, and House of the Dead
30. Self help book entitled: 'Wrath of the Wraith - I Am a Wraith. Appect it, or Die... and Have The Life Sucked Out Of You'
31. His halloween mask of an ancient.
32. Book of handy human phrases for when youre in trouble
33. Wraith Pepto Bismol when humans for dinner gives you diareha or heartburn
34. Cool shades to wear with that cool coat.
35. Finished copy of "Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Pegasus galaxy"
36. A name tag, hidden so as not to tip off the inferior humans of his real name.
37. Nudie pix of "Red, the wraith caretaker." [Not sure if I should use the word female.]

[Thorthewraith]

1. Package of Crest White Strips
2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
9. Lemon juice
10. Nail file
11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
12. SGA Trading Cards.
13. His personal prototype for the Steve Pez-dispenzer.
14. Post-it memo's with notes for his cookbook "100 way's to serve Genii"
15. Photo's from the last Wraith all-you-can-eat BBQ
16. Crash course in overacting.
17. Book: 60 Ways to kill your agent.
18. Teaspoon of digging tunnels.
19. A few Genii cakes
20. a small supply of crickets.
21. A pack of wet towels (his mommy always told him to wash his hands before eating)
22. Cookbook entitled "how to serve man"
23. His obituary (wraith style)
24. Hand sanitizer...don't want dirty humans on your hands!
25. An award for the "most humans eaten in 5 min contest"
26. A complete line of his own hair-care products.
27. Skin moisturizor
28. Listerine Pocket Packs
29. Collection of such zombie movies as Resident Evil, Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, bootleg copy of The Shaun of the Dead, bootleg copy of Resident Evil Apocolpyse, Army of Darkness, The Dawn of the Dead, and House of the Dead
30. Self help book entitled: 'Wrath of the Wraith - I Am a Wraith. Appect it, or Die... and Have The Life Sucked Out Of You'
31. His halloween mask of an ancient.
32. Book of handy human phrases for when youre in trouble
33. Wraith Pepto Bismol when humans for dinner gives you diareha or heartburn
34. Cool shades to wear with that cool coat.
35. Finished copy of "Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Pegasus galaxy"
36. A name tag, hidden so as not to tip off the inferior humans of his real name.
37. Nudie pix of "Red, the wraith caretaker." [Not sure if I should use the word female.]
38. Pepto bismol : fun with the wraith (1min 20 it starts)

[WraithSlave]

1. Package of Crest White Strips
2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
9. Lemon juice
10. Nail file
11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
12. SGA Trading Cards.
13. His personal prototype for the Steve Pez-dispenzer.
14. Post-it memo's with notes for his cookbook "100 way's to serve Genii"
15. Photo's from the last Wraith all-you-can-eat BBQ
16. Crash course in overacting.
17. Book: 60 Ways to kill your agent.
18. Teaspoon of digging tunnels.
19. A few Genii cakes
20. a small supply of crickets.
21. A pack of wet towels (his mommy always told him to wash his hands before eating)
22. Cookbook entitled "how to serve man"
23. His obituary (wraith style)
24. Hand sanitizer...don't want dirty humans on your hands!
25. An award for the "most humans eaten in 5 min contest"
26. A complete line of his own hair-care products.
27. Skin moisturizor
28. Listerine Pocket Packs
29. Collection of such zombie movies as Resident Evil, Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, bootleg copy of The Shaun of the Dead, bootleg copy of Resident Evil Apocolpyse, Army of Darkness, The Dawn of the Dead, and House of the Dead
30. Self help book entitled: 'Wrath of the Wraith - I Am a Wraith. Appect it, or Die... and Have The Life Sucked Out Of You'
31. His halloween mask of an ancient.
32. Book of handy human phrases for when youre in trouble
33. Wraith Pepto Bismol when humans for dinner gives you diareha or heartburn
34. Cool shades to wear with that cool coat.
35. Finished copy of "Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Pegasus galaxy"
36. A name tag, hidden so as not to tip off the inferior humans of his real name.
37. Nudie pix of "Red, the wraith caretaker." [Not sure if I should use the word female.]
38. Pepto bismol : fun with the wraith (1min 20 it starts)
39: Cheetah Speedo!