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"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by SaberBlade View PostLet's see if anyone can guess this;
Spoiler:How many ancients does it take to change a lightbulb?"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View PostNone. The lightbulb has to want to change, only then can it ascend."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron View PostHow many fish are in the stream behind O'Neil's house?
1) I don't believe that its a 'stream' its a pond or lake.
2) Its 'O'Neill' with two 'L's' so obviously we're not talking about the General with the hots for a Blonde with an IQ that sounds like an IRS form.
3) Since we are talking about 'O'Neil' with one L, we don't even know if he own's house or even has a stream behind it.
(Sorry it was a trick question from the start.)"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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What are you guys still asking questions? No one's answering them!
This reminds me of a scene from "Arrested Development", where the entire Bluth family just kept chanting "speech, speech, speech" without anyone actually starting a speech.
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Originally posted by SaberBlade View PostLet's see if anyone can guess this;
How many ancients does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Cause they cannot interfere with us lowers. They want us to be able to find the power within ourselves to change the lightbulb.Last edited by Sue_Jackson; 08 December 2007, 03:45 AM.
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Added a little something to my sig can you can tell?Vote Anubis for President in 2012A Face you Can TrustsigpicSo whats the worst that could happen?Supporter of the "It's Asgard, NOT AsgUard !" campaignIt is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it.
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Originally posted by Heaven View PostMaybe you can explain what "if you immediately know the candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago" and the rest of Oma's nonsense means
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