Newbies Guide to Atlantis

[MajorShipper]

30.never kiss a girl off world.
30a. that means you john!
30b. but ronons exempt

[MajorShipper]

31.Never have a crush on a Wraith
31a. thats rodney and johns job

[JJSNgadget]

32. Remember that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions.
----FIGHT, TO RUN AWAY. it may just save your life.

33. Also, no peeing in the ocean please.

[JJSNgadget]

34...There is no point trying to escape the infirmary.
.........34a. You do realize there are security cameras in the corridors
.........34b. We can track your lifesign through the city as well

35...When it's your turn to dispense advice to the new recruits, please don't tell them that the natives speak English because Atlantis beamed a Babel fish into their ears the moment they stepped into the city.

36...Grenades are not baseballs.
.........36a...you may not use Ronan's sword to bat the grenade towards the enemy
.........36b....Ronon has better aim than you

[JJSNgadget]

37...Don't eat anything the natives give you.

[Leech10]

37a: No matter how tough you say your gut is.

[JJSNgadget]

38...There is no skateboarding allowed in the main corridors.
.........38a...or bicycling
.........38b...or hoverboarding
.........38c...or...knifethrowing!!!
.........38d...We have designated areas for those types of activities, please use them to avoid futher bystandard injuries.

[JJSNgadget]

39...Col Carter does not care how much tequilla you had, you are not to ride the Ancient's equivalent of a floor buffer through the halls.

[JJSNgadget]

wow, this was lost. um, bumping

40. if you want the good pr0n, McKay's password is 16431879196842.