1,001 FUN Siler Whumps.

[Alteran of Atlantis]

Dress him up as a Borg and tell the Enterprise where he is.

[heeroyue]

force him to join a marching band and put him right in front of the trombone section.

[HAL2100]

Flush all the toilets in the John while he's taking a shower

[HAL2100]

Strap him down and force him to watch Tom Cruise in Valkyrie

[jnadreth]

Use him to plug the gaps in the Arcturas device

[DOUG-O]

Let's put him in a big deep fryer until he's crispy and feed him to Chaka..

[HAL2100]

Have him flirt with Teyla...

(She's kick his ass, John will hit him with a Drone and Ronnan will so maime him that I dare not discuss it further here...)

[Alteran of Atlantis]

Ask him to spar with Teal'c

[HAL2100]

Ask him to spar with Teal'c

Ask him to spar? That's so considerate...

Hammond: "Hey Siler, O'Neill needs a new punching bag..."
Siler: "I'll requisition one"
Hammond: "Before you do, please report to gym..." (with a certain look in his eye

[Alteran of Atlantis]

Ask him to spar? That's so considerate...

Hammond: "Hey Siler, O'Neill needs a new punching bag..."
Siler: "I'll requisition one"
Hammond: "Before you do, please report to gym..." (with a certain look in his eye

Ooh, I like your version better!

[jnadreth]

Steal Ronons gun and blame it on Siler-*Watches Ronon track siler down and guts him like a fish with his many knives*

[DOUG-O]

Let' shoot him with a zat every now and then until he dies.

[jnadreth]

Chuck him in a sarcophagi coverend in honey and then add the R-75 Ori bugs-The bugs eat him, the Sarcophagi regenerates him. A most unpleasant existance

[heeroyue]

push him into the fires of Celestis

[HAL2100]

Steal Ronons gun and blame it on Siler-*Watches Ronon track siler down and guts him like a fish with his many knives*

Hmmm....I like the idea of the "1,001 Ways to Frame or Otherwise Implicate Siler for/in a Crime" thread