What's in Dr. Beckett's Backpack?

[Sela]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1,
4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).
30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek
31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.1. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa

32. A tee shirt that reads: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"

[unowhoandwhy]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1,
4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).
30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek
31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.1. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa
32. A tee shirt that reads: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"


33. A copy of "Dating in the Pegasus Galaxy for Dummies"
34. A couple of cases of Irn Bru (as a remedy for when he overindulges in #29 after obsessing about never needing to use #8, except as party favors).

[FoolishPleasure]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1,
4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).
30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek
31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.1. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa
32. A tee shirt that reads: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"


33. A copy of "Dating in the Pegasus Galaxy for Dummies"
34. A couple of cases of Irn Bru (as a remedy for when he overindulges in #29 after obsessing about never needing to use #8, except as party favors).

35. Plate of Haggis.

[DANIquinn]

Wow! That must be one big a**ed backpack!

[Cpn. Chris(tine) Bowman]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1,
4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).
30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek
31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.1. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa
32. A tee shirt that reads: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"
33. A copy of "Dating in the Pegasus Galaxy for Dummies"
34. A couple of cases of Irn Bru (as a remedy for when he overindulges in #29 after obsessing about never needing to use #8, except as party favors).
35 plate of haggis

36. An EXTRA EXTRA large bottle of Peptobismol

[unowhoandwhy]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1,
4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).
30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek
31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.1. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa
32. A tee shirt that reads: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"
33. A copy of "Dating in the Pegasus Galaxy for Dummies"
34. A couple of cases of Irn Bru (as a remedy for when he overindulges in #29 after obsessing about never needing to use #8, except as party favors).
35 plate of haggis
36. An EXTRA EXTRA large bottle of Peptobismol


37. Neeps
38. Taters

(Ye canna ha' haggis withou' the neeps & taters, mon!)

[Thunder Hawk]

anti tomour shield

[sramir2]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1,
4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).
30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek
31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.1. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa
32. A tee shirt that reads: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"
33. A copy of "Dating in the Pegasus Galaxy for Dummies"
34. A couple of cases of Irn Bru (as a remedy for when he overindulges in #29 after obsessing about never needing to use #8, except as party favors).
35 plate of haggis
36. An EXTRA EXTRA large bottle of Peptobismol
37. Neeps
38. Taters
39. anti tomour shield

40. KY Jelly
41. Rectal Probe