What's in Dr. Beckett's Backpack?

[Supreme Commander Thor]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope

14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)

[Ancient 1]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"

[Major Fischer]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"

16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.

[Supreme Commander Thor]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.


17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H

[TST]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay

[Iskandra]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...

[S0f4]

A t-shirt that says "made in Scotland"

[Ancient 1]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.

[Livi2Jack]

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1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart

[Ancient 1]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll

[FoolishPleasure]

24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.

[Katze]

25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe

[FoolishPleasure]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe

29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1, 4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).

[Supreme Commander Thor]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1, 4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).

30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek

[greytop]

1. Syringe filled with Rodney's antidote to lemon.
2. A copy of the Hippocratic oath.
3. A picture of Weir naked.
4. Tongs for pulling things out of McKay's backside
5. A bottle of "Fun" pills for those wild nights...
6. GLOVES
7. A spare GJOD
8. Condoms??
9. One of his mother's hagis for those Atlantis Burns diners...
10. A kilt
11. Oatmeal
12. Test tube of Ancient DNA for genetic sequencing.
13. A Stethoscope
14. A box of various length tongue depressors (for all those strange alien races as well as human)
15. Original copy of "Frankenstein"
16. A pen light (best tool for detecting alien infections). Extra batteries.
17. A KING SIZE tube of Preperation H
18. An inflator, a la Theme Hospital, for treating Dr Mckay
19. A couple of white mice...if he feels like playing around with the DNA...
20. A Tee shirt saying: "Made in Scotland."
21. Thick Scottish accent.
22. DVD of Braveheart
23. Inflatable Doll
24. The e-mail addys for all the SGA writers so he can complain about his lack of scenes.
25. Audio CD "How to speak normal so that the others can understand me"
26. Book "How to date with alien ladies"
27. a bottle with pheromons
28. a bagpipe
29. A bottle of good Scotch. Not to be used in conjunction with items #1, 4, 6, (well, maybe #6 is okay), 14, 16, 18, and 28 (especially #28!).

30. An autographed picture of Scotty from Star Trek

31. A photograph of the doctor from Hoffa.