7. Turns out the CMOH was a big mistake, clerical error - we're going to need it back. Lt Colonel Cameron Mitchel with one 'L' was the one awarded it. Sorry about the mix-up.
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9. Sam decided she would rather not be on SG-1. She is quitting the Air Force and moving to Hawaii.I love Stargate SG-1! http://www.freewebs.com/stargatesg147
The BSG song! LOL. (inside joke-ish)
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10. Daniel and Teal'c have decided that staying on SG-1 without Sam to keep you in line would be hazardous to their health. They're leaving too.
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Top Ten... Practical Jokes To Play On Daniel
1. Replace his instant coffee with soil.
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2. Replace his anti-histamines with placebos
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4. Lock him in a room with Vala for a week!!!!
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(Outside, the team discuss this new living arrangement)
Jack: - I thought they could use some time together
Sam: - Brilliant Idea sir! Hilarious
Teal'c:- Indeed
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Jonas: - Can I use Daniel's lab while he's in there?
If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked long ago...
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Nice one!
5. "Break" all his artefacts.Comment
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6. Get everybody on the base to pretend that they can't see or hear him so he thinks he's turned invisible again.
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7. Shoot him and ask if he's ok.Comment
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8. Drug his coffee, drop him in Vala's bed, then wake him up with a Zat blast.
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Tell him he has a a kid off-world.
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The BSG song! LOL. (inside joke-ish)
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HAHAHAHA!!!! That's hilarious!!!! lolOriginally posted by ReganX 
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Ask him why he wasn't at the latest SG-1 mission to Atlantis, and that they met a few ancients. Then say that the memo must have been lost, what a shame...
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10 things our ships could use to be more powerful
1)Better weaponsCalvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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