Top Ten

[ReganX]

3. The 'gate's broken and we can't reach Carter.

[broken-heart]

4. The NID kidnapped your granddaughters..again.

[ReganX]

5. Samuels is being transferred back to the SGC.

[broken-heart]

6. Your red phone has been confiscated.

[ReganX]

7. Kinsey is President.

[stargateSG147]

8. You're fired!

[broken-heart]

9. The repo guys just took your chair!

[SionnachOghma]

10. JACK: Sir, I have some...news. Sam's pregnant. We'd like you to be the godfather, of course, but in exchange...you're gonna have to break the news to Jacob...
...
...
...
He'll be here in five minutes. Thanks!

[SionnachOghma]

Top Ten Things Mitchell Wouldn't Want To Hear

1. Since you showed up at the SGC, we've lost more people than in any three years previous...oh, and some people want to talk to you. Widows...orphans, etc.

[ReganX]

2. Mitchell, the team has voted - you are off SG-1!

[SionnachOghma]

3. Hey, Cam, General Landry wants to talk to you. The results of the paternity test are in.

[ReganX]

4. Jack heard about Sam breaking her arm last mission. He wants to "talk" to you.

[stargateSG147]

4. Jack heard about Sam breaking her arm last mission. He wants to "talk" to you.

ROFL!!!


5. Looks like Adria wasn't REALLY Ori-placed. Well, she was of course-being the Orici and all but the Ori needed a..... male donor and gosh what have you and Vala been doing while you were on the other show?!?!

[stargateSG147]

Ok that was dorky I don't know what I'm talking about

[broken-heart]

6. I'm sorry, but your father fell over while watching Jeopardy.