Top Ten

[broken-heart]

Top 10 reasons why Mitchell shouldn't be in command of SG-1.

1. He's the newbie.

[ReganX]

2. He's an idiot.

[Enzo Aquarius]

3. He failed to file his taxes with the IRS last year

[ReganX]

4. Sam is far better suited to the job.

[broken-heart]

5. His grandma stories are as bad as being tortured by Netan.

LOL! From ReganX's second reason, to this post, the posts have been posted minute after minute...if that makes sense

[stargateSG147]

6.
He's only doing the Stargate program to meet hot alien women.

[Lokii]

7) Carter is tougher than he is on her worst day

[EnterTheWormhole]

8. Because, deep down, we all know he's a Cylon agent sent to undermine SG-1's effectivenes so that the toasters can conquer Earth.

[stargateSG147]

9. He's working for the NID!

10. He's way more immature than O'Neill-- that's saying alot!

[stargateSG147]

Yay!

I was hoping to post the new one cuz I got a perfect Top Ten-er and 2 good reasons.
(well I forgot the second, but whatever....)


Top Ten Reasons Why Carter Told McKay To Go Suck On A Lemon


1. She's secretly an ax murderer and was feeling lazy that day, so she decided to see if he would kill himself so she wouldn't have to.

[Enzo Aquarius]

2. The cost of limes has skyrocketted

(Yay, it's good to be back!)

[stargateSG147]

3. She wanted to see how funny he would look with that "Ooh, this is sour" twisty-face look.

[ReganX]

4. She was experimenting with her mind control abilities.

[ReganX]

5. She wanted to find out if he was really allergic or if he was just an attention seeker.

[ReganX]

I've edited my first post on the thread to include the lists that have been used already - it should help us keep track.