What's in McKay's Backpack?

[watcher652]

Not realy what's in his backpack, as opposed to what isn't....

79. Clearly - NO MORE BULLETS!

Don't know what you're trying to say here. I would think McKay would welcome more bullets, not fewer. Of course he's not looking for the opportunity to use them.

[user_4574]

Actually, I was just tryin to create a 'funny' reference to "The Defiant One" episode of Atlantis.

If you havent seen it - then I wont spoil it - but if you have, well...it was funny to me!

You dont have to include it.

[watcher652]

Actually, I was just tryin to create a 'funny' reference to "The Defiant One" episode of Atlantis.

If you havent seen it - then I wont spoil it - but if you have, well...it was funny to me!

You dont have to include it.

I don't see how it's funny if McKay has no more bullets, but whatever. The US hasn't seen this episode yet so I don't know if we want to put spoiler entries in his backpack. But it's not my decision to include or exclude entries, although we're trying to say what McKay has in his backpack, not what he's missing. Maybe you can start another thread for that.

[Dr Tim]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg. (although McKay can't bring himself to admit that he doesn't completely understand it).
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, (so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius"
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
52. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter
53. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)
54. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.
55. A first-aid kit, since McKay seems to be one always getting injured (and not his fault, btw)
56. Book on methods to withstand torture and interrogation.
57. A pocket of subspace to put all this stuff, including the black hole.
58. A box of Laura Secord chocolates... (Canadian..!!)
59. An opened bag of potato chips that he forgot to remove after his trip to Russia.
60. Love Letters from a weird Russian girl named Olga.
61. Copy of "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman"
62. All the antibiotics on the station
63. All the season box sets of Wormhole Xtreme on DVD.
64. his favourite coffee cup (with Carter picture on it )
65. a teddy bear because it's the only friend who really understand McKay
66. An electronic keyboard.
67. Epinepherine for his citrus and bee sting allergies.
68. Glucagon for his hypoglycemia.
69. Antihistimines for his pollen allergies (he was concerned about the pollen when the doors of Atlantis first opened to let in the fresh air),
70. A Book of Russian Jokes
71. A set of darts for use on an O'Neill picture (when he gets jealous)
72. 100 Autographed pictures of himself (you never know where you will find a fan!)
73. Seven 'Aincient Personal Shields' in an Assortment of Colours, if he wants to be a hero again.

74. A copy of the GateWorld Atlantis spoilers section, so he's one step ahead.

75.graphing calculator (latest modle).

[Electric-Gerbil]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg. (although McKay can't bring himself to admit that he doesn't completely understand it).
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, (so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius"
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
52. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter
53. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)
54. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.
55. A first-aid kit, since McKay seems to be one always getting injured (and not his fault, btw)
56. Book on methods to withstand torture and interrogation.
57. A pocket of subspace to put all this stuff, including the black hole.
58. A box of Laura Secord chocolates... (Canadian..!!)
59. An opened bag of potato chips that he forgot to remove after his trip to Russia.
60. Love Letters from a weird Russian girl named Olga.
61. Copy of "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman"
62. All the antibiotics on the station
63. All the season box sets of Wormhole Xtreme on DVD.
64. his favourite coffee cup (with Carter picture on it )
65. a teddy bear because it's the only friend who really understand McKay
66. An electronic keyboard.
67. Epinepherine for his citrus and bee sting allergies.
68. Glucagon for his hypoglycemia.
69. Antihistimines for his pollen allergies (he was concerned about the pollen when the doors of Atlantis first opened to let in the fresh air),
70. A Book of Russian Jokes
71. A set of darts for use on an O'Neill picture (when he gets jealous)
72. 100 Autographed pictures of himself (you never know where you will find a fan!)
73. Seven 'Aincient Personal Shields' in an Assortment of Colours, if he wants to be a hero again.
74. A copy of the GateWorld Atlantis spoilers section, so he's one step ahead.
75.graphing calculator (latest model).
76. Book: "101 Ways To Save The Day (That Nobody Else Understands)"

[watcher652]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg. (although McKay can't bring himself to admit that he doesn't completely understand it).
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, (so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius"
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
52. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter
53. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)
54. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.
55. A first-aid kit, since McKay seems to be one always getting injured (and not his fault, btw)
56. Book on methods to withstand torture and interrogation.
57. A pocket of subspace to put all this stuff, including the black hole.
58. A box of Laura Secord chocolates... (Canadian..!!)
59. An opened bag of potato chips that he forgot to remove after his trip to Russia.
60. Love Letters from a weird Russian girl named Olga.
61. Copy of "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman"
62. All the antibiotics on the station
63. All the season box sets of Wormhole Xtreme on DVD.
64. his favourite coffee cup (with Carter picture on it )
65. a teddy bear because it's the only friend who really understand McKay
66. An electronic keyboard.
67. Epinepherine for his citrus and bee sting allergies.
68. Glucagon for his hypoglycemia.
69. Antihistimines for his pollen allergies (he was concerned about the pollen when the doors of Atlantis first opened to let in the fresh air),
70. A Book of Russian Jokes
71. A set of darts for use on an O'Neill picture (when he gets jealous)
72. 100 Autographed pictures of himself (you never know where you will find a fan!)
73. Seven 'Aincient Personal Shields' in an Assortment of Colours, if he wants to be a hero again.
74. A copy of the GateWorld Atlantis spoilers section, so he's one step ahead.
75. a "life signs detector"
76. The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus Megaset (episode 22 - Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong!)
77. The Sam Carter doll stolen from Felger's house.
78. Voodoo doll of Pete (Sam's Boyfriend)
79. graphing calculator (latest model).
80. Book: "101 Ways To Save The Day (That Nobody Else Understands)"


We lost a couple of entries. I put them back.

[user_4574]

81. Book: "101 different techno-babble-paragraph answers for single-word answers"
82. Book: "101 different ways to react to certain death...when only you know it"

[Livi2Jack]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg. (although McKay can't bring himself to admit that he doesn't completely understand it).
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, (so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius"
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
52. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter
53. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)
54. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.
55. A first-aid kit, since McKay seems to be one always getting injured (and not his fault, btw)
56. Book on methods to withstand torture and interrogation.
57. A pocket of subspace to put all this stuff, including the black hole.
58. A box of Laura Secord chocolates... (Canadian..!!)
59. An opened bag of potato chips that he forgot to remove after his trip to Russia.
60. Love Letters from a weird Russian girl named Olga.
61. Copy of "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman"
62. All the antibiotics on the station
63. All the season box sets of Wormhole Xtreme on DVD.
64. his favourite coffee cup (with Carter picture on it )
65. a teddy bear because it's the only friend who really understand McKay
66. An electronic keyboard.
67. Epinepherine for his citrus and bee sting allergies.
68. Glucagon for his hypoglycemia.
69. Antihistimines for his pollen allergies (he was concerned about the pollen when the doors of Atlantis first opened to let in the fresh air),
70. A Book of Russian Jokes
71. A set of darts for use on an O'Neill picture (when he gets jealous)
72. 100 Autographed pictures of himself (you never know where you will find a fan!)
73. Seven 'Aincient Personal Shields' in an Assortment of Colours, if he wants to be a hero again.
74. A copy of the GateWorld Atlantis spoilers section, so he's one step ahead.
75. a "life signs detector"
76. The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus Megaset (episode 22 - Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong!)
77. The Sam Carter doll stolen from Felger's house.
78. Voodoo doll of Pete (Sam's Boyfriend)
79. graphing calculator (latest model).
80. Book: "101 Ways To Save The Day (That Nobody Else Understands)"
81. Book: "101 different techno-babble-paragraph answers for single-word answers"
82. Book: "101 different ways to react to certain death...when only you know it"
83. Laura Cadman's photo with a mustache.

[jenks]

His Backpack must be very similar to Mary Poppins' bag...

[PartyLikeIts1984]

Two words: INFLATABLE DALEK.

[NakedJehutyV2]

pornos and stalker pics of carter

[SmallTimePerson]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg. (although McKay can't bring himself to admit that he doesn't completely understand it).
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, (so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius"
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
52. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter
53. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)
54. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.
55. A first-aid kit, since McKay seems to be one always getting injured (and not his fault, btw)
56. Book on methods to withstand torture and interrogation.
57. A pocket of subspace to put all this stuff, including the black hole.
58. A box of Laura Secord chocolates... (Canadian..!!)
59. An opened bag of potato chips that he forgot to remove after his trip to Russia.
60. Love Letters from a weird Russian girl named Olga.
61. Copy of "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman"
62. All the antibiotics on the station
63. All the season box sets of Wormhole Xtreme on DVD.
64. his favourite coffee cup (with Carter picture on it )
65. a teddy bear because it's the only friend who really understand McKay
66. An electronic keyboard.
67. Epinepherine for his citrus and bee sting allergies.
68. Glucagon for his hypoglycemia.
69. Antihistimines for his pollen allergies (he was concerned about the pollen when the doors of Atlantis first opened to let in the fresh air),
70. A Book of Russian Jokes
71. A set of darts for use on an O'Neill picture (when he gets jealous)
72. 100 Autographed pictures of himself (you never know where you will find a fan!)
73. Seven 'Aincient Personal Shields' in an Assortment of Colours, if he wants to be a hero again.
74. A copy of the GateWorld Atlantis spoilers section, so he's one step ahead.
75. a "life signs detector"
76. The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus Megaset (episode 22 - Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong!)
77. The Sam Carter doll stolen from Felger's house.
78. Voodoo doll of Pete (Sam's Boyfriend)
79. graphing calculator (latest model).
80. Book: "101 Ways To Save The Day (That Nobody Else Understands)"
81. Book: "101 different techno-babble-paragraph answers for single-word answers"
82. Book: "101 different ways to react to certain death...when only you know it"
83. Laura Cadman's photo with a mustache.
84.A tablet PC

[prion]

Heck, all he is is the PC! and around that, many powerbars (to protect hte PC you see)

[Melak]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg. (although McKay can't bring himself to admit that he doesn't completely understand it).
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, (so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius"
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
52. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter
53. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)
54. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.
55. A first-aid kit, since McKay seems to be one always getting injured (and not his fault, btw)
56. Book on methods to withstand torture and interrogation.
57. A pocket of subspace to put all this stuff, including the black hole.
58. A box of Laura Secord chocolates... (Canadian..!!)
59. An opened bag of potato chips that he forgot to remove after his trip to Russia.
60. Love Letters from a weird Russian girl named Olga.
61. Copy of "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman"
62. All the antibiotics on the station
63. All the season box sets of Wormhole Xtreme on DVD.
64. his favourite coffee cup (with Carter picture on it )
65. a teddy bear because it's the only friend who really understand McKay
66. An electronic keyboard.
67. Epinepherine for his citrus and bee sting allergies.
68. Glucagon for his hypoglycemia.
69. Antihistimines for his pollen allergies (he was concerned about the pollen when the doors of Atlantis first opened to let in the fresh air),
70. A Book of Russian Jokes
71. A set of darts for use on an O'Neill picture (when he gets jealous)
72. 100 Autographed pictures of himself (you never know where you will find a fan!)
73. Seven 'Aincient Personal Shields' in an Assortment of Colours, if he wants to be a hero again.
74. A copy of the GateWorld Atlantis spoilers section, so he's one step ahead.
75. a "life signs detector"
76. The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus Megaset (episode 22 - Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong!)
77. The Sam Carter doll stolen from Felger's house.
78. Voodoo doll of Pete (Sam's Boyfriend)
79. graphing calculator (latest model).
80. Book: "101 Ways To Save The Day (That Nobody Else Understands)"
81. Book: "101 different techno-babble-paragraph answers for single-word answers"
82. Book: "101 different ways to react to certain death...when only you know it"
83. Laura Cadman's photo with a mustache.
84.A tablet PC
85. Axe Deoderant for Men (to get the women off of Sheppard and unto him)

[DrMongol]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg. (although McKay can't bring himself to admit that he doesn't completely understand it).
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, (so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius"
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
52. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter
53. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)
54. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.
55. A first-aid kit, since McKay seems to be one always getting injured (and not his fault, btw)
56. Book on methods to withstand torture and interrogation.
57. A pocket of subspace to put all this stuff, including the black hole.
58. A box of Laura Secord chocolates... (Canadian..!!)
59. An opened bag of potato chips that he forgot to remove after his trip to Russia.
60. Love Letters from a weird Russian girl named Olga.
61. Copy of "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman"
62. All the antibiotics on the station
63. All the season box sets of Wormhole Xtreme on DVD.
64. his favourite coffee cup (with Carter picture on it )
65. a teddy bear because it's the only friend who really understand McKay
66. An electronic keyboard.
67. Epinepherine for his citrus and bee sting allergies.
68. Glucagon for his hypoglycemia.
69. Antihistimines for his pollen allergies (he was concerned about the pollen when the doors of Atlantis first opened to let in the fresh air),
70. A Book of Russian Jokes
71. A set of darts for use on an O'Neill picture (when he gets jealous)
72. 100 Autographed pictures of himself (you never know where you will find a fan!)
73. Seven 'Aincient Personal Shields' in an Assortment of Colours, if he wants to be a hero again.
74. A copy of the GateWorld Atlantis spoilers section, so he's one step ahead.
75. a "life signs detector"
76. The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus Megaset (episode 22 - Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong!)
77. The Sam Carter doll stolen from Felger's house.
78. Voodoo doll of Pete (Sam's Boyfriend)
79. graphing calculator (latest model).
80. Book: "101 Ways To Save The Day (That Nobody Else Understands)"
81. Book: "101 different techno-babble-paragraph answers for single-word answers"
82. Book: "101 different ways to react to certain death...when only you know it"
83. Laura Cadman's photo with a mustache.
84.A tablet PC
85. Axe Deoderant for Men (to get the women off of Sheppard and unto him)

86. Another backpack
87. Richard Dean Anderson (so that's where hes been...)