Reasons SG-1 was canceled

[Elles]

Dan Rather and Horatio Caine.

That's right. It's all their fault.

[susanne]

the ancients sued the stargate program for making them look pompous....

[TheXym]

Stephen Colbert put TPTB 'on notice' and said that SG-1 was dead to him

[susanne]

they pissed off the asgard so they found the stargate had "dissappeared"

[Jill_Ion]

1. Mr. McGuire told TPTB one word: Plastics.

2. Burns is a Goa'uld and ordered the SGC to be destroyed. (Strangely, SciFi listened to a Fox animated character.)

3. SciFi had to make way for their exciting new series, Sun Walk. It's like Wagon Train in space.

4. SG-1 producers refused to develop a spinoff called CSI: PX7 245.

5. The government complained SG-1 was using too many bullets they needed to really kill people.

[Elles]

4. SG-1 producers refused to develop a spinoff called CSI: PX7 245.

*gasp*

So that's why they're making a spin off series called CSI: Atlantis and that's why Atlantis hasn't been cancelled! It's all an elaborate conspiracy!

[Jill_Ion]

*gasp*

So that's why they're making a spin off series called CSI: Atlantis and that's why Atlantis hasn't been cancelled! It's all an elaborate conspiracy!

Exactly! Those Li'l Green Men at SciFi that we're not supposed to know about (but we know! oh, yes we do!) have plans to base every show on either CSI or Law & Order. They must've decided that Atlantis fit better under the CSI template. Can't wait to see Law & Order: Galactica!

[Elles]

Those little green men! Trying to turn every TV show into CSI and Law & Order! Grr...

[Jill_Ion]

Those little green men! Trying to turn every TV show into CSI and Law & Order! Grr...

Hey, they could've gone for medical dramas and made it Wraith's Anatomy! (shudder)

[Elles]

*chuckles*

"Wraith's Anatomy"

Sounds like something my Math teacher would come up with if he were a fan of SGA.

Though on the brightside, if such a show existed, I wouldn't be kept up at night wondering how Wraith reproduce.

On the darker side of the bright side, I may not want to know...

So THAT'S why SG-1 got cancelled! The writers found out how Wraith reproduce and were scarred for life!

[susanne]

the ori converted the producers to followers

[Elles]

the ori converted the producers to followers

No, no...

You have that in reverse. The Ori got converted to Athiests, so the writers ran out of material.

[Jill_Ion]

No, no! The writers are the Ori, and they want to convert the SG-1 cast into Priors!

[Jill_Ion]

Oops! I got it now!

We're the Ori and are mad that SG-1 found us out!

[Elles]

Oops! I got it now!

We're the Ori and are mad that SG-1 found us out!

Yeah! And we need to kill the people who got SG-1 cancelled!

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