The Asgard beamed away all the writers.
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The fans rebelled and overthrew the evil System Lords, which are the idiot writers, producers, etc...
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TTPTB that that we were too pchycologicaly vulnerable to witness the ori take over the universe without us going into psychosis
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The Ori sounded like they'd vote for Bush.Comment
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Prices to run the Stargate SkyrockedComment
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Jell-O! did this? But I don't understand! It's only 50 cents at WalMart!
Sci-Fi was infultrated by the founders and the reason fans have been unsucessful with blowing them up is because they have a whole army of Jem'Hadar guarding them... WAIT! Wrong universe!Comment
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They're trying to inflict the wrath of Pierre Bernard
A SciFi exec is trying to live out their dream of becoming a pro-wrestler vicariously through their network and the only thing that stood in their way was the Stargate
Why yes, I am aware that I am too sexy for my cat RIP Stargate SG-1: The iris may be closed, but the gate will always be spinning, lighting the chevrons in my heart
And to the Sci Fi Channel...
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They wanted to steal the writers away so they could re-write more SG1 episodes for Eureka.WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?Comment
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brad wright got sick of seeing robert cooper killing his showComment
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Cheap studio executives! or an evil conspiracy involving the Klingons.
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TPTB forgot the 'abort self-destruct' passwordFear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering-Yoda
The more bizzare a thing, the less mysterious it proves to be-Sherlock Holmes
I reject your reality and substitute my own-Adam Savage
A person is smart. People are stupid, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it-Agent Kay
That is the exploration that awaits you�not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence-Q
Church: I learned a very valuable lesson in my travels, Tucker. No matter how bad things might seem...
Caboose: They could be worse?
Church: Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things f***ing are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit-yer-b****ing.
If you smoke, you choke. If you choke, you're dead. 'Nuff said.Comment
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It is "under new management" lol
The ancients decided they wanted their stargate back.
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The Romulans "screwed" the ratings and used Pat Robertson to cancel the show cuz it was liberal for the Romulans.Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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