Stargate Ruin Game

[Captain-Peregrine]

but she can't because she's in the credits now

I wish my car really was a Puddle Jumper...

[susanne]

puddlejumpers are old fashioned now darts are thewave of the future.

i wish carson would be my sexy scottish doctor.

[Captain-Peregrine]

but he can't because he's Atlantis's--lucky dogs!



I wish Daniel would be my hunky history teacher.

[susanne]

but hes too busy being hunky while saving the world.

god i wish i had a wraith dart...

[Captain-Peregrine]

but Shep blew that up, too. (god, he's just gotta blow up everything)


I wish that Elizabeth would thank Rodney for something AT LEAST ONCE! (love you Shep, but stop getting all the credit...)

[susanne]

but shes sick of his whining about it

i wish steve was still alive...

[Captain-Peregrine]

but guess who blew him up...


I wish Kavanaugh would DIE!!!

[susanne]

i wish i could second that but......hes so greasy he can get out of tight squesses with ease....

i wish rodney would swap minds with shep....(well it would be interesting!)

[Turboz]

But shep blew up the mind swapping machine...

I wish Atlantis was real and MINE!

[susanne]

but atlantis is owned by dr wier and she has the copyrights to it

i wish i had a wraith friend

[Captain-Peregrine]

But shep probably blew him up, too


I wish I had a Stargate

[_WraithQueen_]

you do, but it kawooshes you

i wish i had a dart

[susanne]

but its an old cr*ppy version and blows up...

i really wish i had my own shep clone...

[_WraithQueen_]

he runs off with my teyla clone

i wish i had a dex clone

[Captain-Peregrine]

but I killed him after he killed my Rodney clone (sorry )


I wish I had an office like Weir's...