Atlantis Breakroom

[Elles]

Me: Computer, locate Dr. Rodney McKay.
Computer: Dr. McKay is not in the city.
Me: Damn! How'd he get off?

[Captain-Peregrine]

Me: Rodney's escaped!? Crap. Okay, I'm gonna need help.

Weir: I'll help.

Me: Thought you would. *shared evil grin*

[Elles]

Me: The transporter logs indicate that he beamed off at apporximately 18:30 hours to a cloaked vessel in orbit...
Sheppard: Woah woah woah... wait... Isn't that a Star Trek thing?
Me: ... ... ... ... ... No?

[Captain-Peregrine]

Weir: Star Trek? What the--

Me: Should've known McKay would be a Trekkie... Sheppard, can you fly a Puddle Jumper up there?

[susanne]

rodney: ahhhhh *splashing sounds*
shepperd: rodney elisabeth is going to kill you!
rodney: and why would that be?
shepperd: because you've got your disgusting feet in her footbath!
rodney: i doubt she would notice..
shepperd: the stink lingers rodney it lingers...
-------a few hours later--------
wier: MCKAY!!!!!!!!
shepperd: its been nice knowing you rodney.
rodney: .............mother.........

[psychobrez]

after about 10 minutes of shouting coming mainly from wier the story begins again
shep: i guess she noticed
rodney: yea she noticed ive just had my head bitten off for a full 10 minutes........ and believe me it was scary
shep: well i told you she would kill you for using her foot spa but you took no notice ..... he laughs
rodney: i really want my mother now ..... he weeps and sighs

[gatebuster64]

Jeane: ha ha, i've always known you were a loser
Rodney: mother, Jeane is picking on me again *McCay's mother appears in an Asgard holograph*
Mother: shut up Meridith or i'll tell them about your stuffed bunny hidden under your pillow
John: five bucks if you tell it to us now

[Elles]

Mother: No! Who the heck raised you? Look at your hair! Would it hurt to comb it once in a while?
John: But-
Mother: No buts! And stop hitting on my daughter, Kirk!
John: Hey! I.... SAID... STOP... CALLING... ME...
Me: What? Kirk?
John: STOP CALLING ME KIRK!!! *looses sanity, dials gate, and massacres some random Wraith outpost*